Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chan the Wizard]

His face looks like a blackhole of smug is collapsing into itself.

 

[AnOminous]

He just looks like a balder Newman now.

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Hello Chipman...

People liked Newman, though.

Well, actually they hated him, but they hated him less than MovieBlob.

 

[vertexwindi]

Bob looks like the kind of stranger my mum told me to avoid when I was six.

 

[Keystone]

So, Blob shaved his disgusting neckbeard and arguably manages to look more like a pedo than before. Seriously, what's with those cheeks?:
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Alright I know it gets tossed around here a lot, but for real this time - he looks like a pedophile in this picture.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Oh god, put it back, put it back.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So, Blob shaved his disgusting neckbeard and arguably manages to look more like a pedo than before. Seriously, what's with those cheeks?:
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Why are you posting pics of pre-tomgirl Chris?

 

[rpgworm]

 

[cypocryphy]

I always liked how he's one of those fat white guys with a flat nose. What is up with that anyway?

 

[Spudnik]

So, Blob shaved his disgusting neckbeard and arguably manages to look more like a pedo than before. Seriously, what's with those cheeks?:
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That picture teeters uncomfortably between "uncle bad-touch" and "Neighbors report he seemed like such a nice boy, he used to cut my grass"

 

[Foltest]

Bob would look less like a sexual predator if he lose some weight. A lot of weight.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob would look less like a sexual predator if he lose some weight. A lot of weight.

Starting with the huge, useless, basketball-sized lump of worthless fat at the top of him.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Why are you posting pics of pre-tomgirl Chris?

I was about to say, he looks like an older, fatter version of Chris. Then again fat autists do all tend to look alike.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So, Blob shaved his disgusting neckbeard and arguably manages to look more like a pedo than before. Seriously, what's with those cheeks?:
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Burgundy Silk Pajamas? He's Hugh Hefner without the women.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

How does he look even worse with the fat, Gamestop employee goatee?

(Seriously, go to a Gamestop. Chances are the manager will be a clone of Bob with his facial hair.)

 

[DuckSucker]

Is it ironic that a fat, childless neckbeard is talking about vestigial parts in terms of human evolution?

You know, since he's pretty much un-fuckable? Whose presence probably causes women to start to gag on their own vomit and their vaginas to dry up and seal shut in a form of evolutionary self-preservation and chastity?

 

[Lorento]

How does he look even worse with the fat, Gamestop employee goatee?

(Seriously, go to a Gamestop. Chances are the manager will be a clone of Bob with his facial hair.)

I imagine that a Gamestop run by Moviebob would be stocked only with Nintendo games and any time anyone remotely handsome walked in and touched the games Bob would immediately spray disinfectant on the game cases. Wouldn't want those dirty JOCKS getting their mitts on NINTENDO. They were probably looking for Call of Duty so they too could do 9/11.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

I always liked how he's one of those fat white guys with a flat nose. What is up with that anyway?

twitter raging causes him to stick his phone constantly into his own face, and smelling his own self importance has made his nose structurally weak.

also human pig hybrid.

 

[cypocryphy]

Burgundy Silk Pajamas? He's Hugh Hefner without the women.

I'm shocked he doesn't wear these:



If they were available in his size (lol) he'd have them for sure.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Is it ironic that a fat, childless neckbeard is talking about vestigial parts in terms of human evolution?

You know, since he's pretty much un-fuckable? Whose presence probably causes women to start to gag on their own vomit and their vaginas to dry up and seal shut in a form of evolutionary self-preservation and chastity?

When Bob is talking about "vestigial" human beings he's not talking about procreation. He's referring to "useful" people, as which he clearly thinks he's categorized. Even though he's a lazy roustabout with absolutely no skills or knowledge outside shallow criticism of movies and fantasies about nanobots.

 

[Kellemdavos]

So, Blob shaved his disgusting neckbeard and arguably manages to look more like a pedo than before. Seriously, what's with those cheeks?:
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Anybody wanna tell Bob that looking like you're in your late 40s when you're really in your mid 30s doesn't count as being "evolved"?

When Bob is talking about "vestigial" human beings he's not talking about procreation. He's referring to "useful" people, as which he clearly thinks he's categorized. Even though he's a lazy roustabout with absolutely no skills or knowledge outside shallow criticism of movies and fantasies about nanobots.

Bob has this weird habit implying he's "working" towards the "superior future" which is probably the biggest clue in that the guy is a massive narcissist who greatly overvalues his contributions to society considering he lives in a basement and has never effected and kind of change in the real world.