Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If it weren't for the Catholic church, there wouldn't be any renaissance.
There would've been a genuine dark age too, since they kept the records and knowledge going when the WRE fell. They also translated the brown man's rabbles, a key component to the Renaissance, when the Reconquista took Grenada, which allowed the knowledge that the Muslims had from both the Greco-Romans as well as what they had to filter into Europe.

Still impressed Bob almost understood a tiny bit of the Black Plague though; I'd assume it was too educational for him to care.
 
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Somewhere in his beetus rattled mind, he imagines the black plague wiping out all the medieval subhumans and leaving all the superior humans to breed and create a superior future.
 
I like how an actual, if not off-topic, intellectual discussion can happen in a thread about Blob Chipman. There are more well thought out and insightful posts about actual history in the last 15 posts than anything Blob has or ever will tweet. Shine on you autists :heart-full:

This kind of shit is inevitable when people who actually understand history, political science, and STEM get together to discuss someone who constantly demonstrates shocking ignorance in all three subjects.
 
All poodles are dogs, not all dogs are poodles.

The Plague gave us meaningful social progress, not all meaningful social progress requires plagues.

This belief that disruption is a good thing is the same lazy bad-idea that people who somehow still believe in the "military industrial complex" keep putting forth: capitalist countries have an incentive to go to war because there's money to be made in selling arms... ignoring the offsetting costs of, having your infrastructure destroyed and your workforce idled at best and killed off at worst, and every single industry and business that makes something other than guns having their shit interrupted. They'd be surprised to know that only about 3 to 5 percent of your average "modern" nation's GDP is directly spent on defense, the majority of it goes to OTHER things, for a reason. Even at the height of the Cold War, I don't think the US or the USSR even got close to TEN percent.... and that was back when Reagan was practically cutting blank checks.

So I don't buy the similarly lazy arguments that somehow, big business is sewing racial inequality because it MUST pay off somehow....
 

This is my favorite episode of Game Overthinker.

It shows that, while we call him nicknames like "Blob", and despite the fact he started to walk the path of lolcowdom as of the last 3 years, he at one point had a brain.

But the term 1 Obama years gave that demographic that sense of false confidence. No wonder Bob became a lolcow!
 
All poodles are dogs, not all dogs are poodles.

The Plague gave us meaningful social progress, not all meaningful social progress requires plagues.

This belief that disruption is a good thing is the same lazy bad-idea that people who somehow still believe in the "military industrial complex" keep putting forth: capitalist countries have an incentive to go to war because there's money to be made in selling arms... ignoring the offsetting costs of, having your infrastructure destroyed and your workforce idled at best and killed off at worst, and every single industry and business that makes something other than guns having their shit interrupted. They'd be surprised to know that only about 3 to 5 percent of your average "modern" nation's GDP is directly spent on defense, the majority of it goes to OTHER things, for a reason. Even at the height of the Cold War, I don't think the US or the USSR even got close to TEN percent.... and that was back when Reagan was practically cutting blank checks.

So I don't buy the similarly lazy arguments that somehow, big business is sewing racial inequality because it MUST pay off somehow....

Matey Potatey's wrapped himself up in with with a crowd of people who are basically Maoists. This is a particularly disruptive form of socialism (now given a cultural edge) which asserts society requires a constant state of revolution and change. Bob's convinced himself this kind of behavior will eventually let us live in Eclipse Phase or something.
 
:offtopic:, but I actually discovered Bob's brother Chris's Twitter account:
https://twitter.com/thechippa?lang=en
Beyond some retweets of and responses to Blobbo, he comes off as a normal enough guy, compared to how emotionally/mentally unstable Matey Potatey is.

His twitter photo's hilarious, showing that Chris at the very least, is married and has a kid, something Boob will never achieve.
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This is my favorite episode of Game Overthinker.

It shows that, while we call him nicknames like "Blob", and despite the fact he started to walk the path of lolcowdom as of the last 3 years, he at one point had a brain.

But the term 1 Obama years gave that demographic that sense of false confidence. No wonder Bob became a lolcow!
You like listening to a fat, diabetic mental defect talk down to you about how you're the one who needs to exercise and get smart? It explains your constant exceptionalism in this thread if nothing else.

Anyway, gotta love how Blob's brother can prove himself to be a much more accomplished person in just one picture. Not saying that's a great achievement, but hilarious none the less.
 
:offtopic:, but I actually discovered Bob's brother Chris's Twitter account:
https://twitter.com/thechippa?lang=en
Beyond some retweets of and responses to Blobbo, he comes off as a normal enough guy, compared to how emotionally/mentally unstable Matey Potatey is.

His twitter photo's hilarious, showing that Chris at the very least, is married and has a kid, something Boob will never achieve.
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Anyway, gotta love how Blob's brother can prove himself to be a much more accomplished person in just one picture. Not saying that's a great achievement, but hilarious none the less.
It's amazing that Bob and Dobson again share something in common: they both have brothers who have much better lives :story:
 
It's amazing that Bob and Dobson again share something in common: they both have brothers who have much better lives :story:

Bob is basically Dobson if Dobson had the motivation to keep performing in his "career".

Blob, for all his faults, at least keeps making videos.
 
Matey Potatey's wrapped himself up in with with a crowd of people who are basically Maoists. This is a particularly disruptive form of socialism (now given a cultural edge) which asserts society requires a constant state of revolution and change.

Needless to say, Mao shut that shit down pronto once he'd secured his power.
 
Even by his standards, his deflection's lazy:
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Beyond that, you're still a failure to most sane people:
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Okay, pretty sure we might have to dump lardass in the south if he keeps this up. Also, it should be noted that Blob has the self-awareness and visage of lumpy cheese.
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Okay, pretty sure we might have to dump lardass in the south if he keeps this up. Also, it should be noted that Blob has the self-awareness and visage of lumpy cheese.
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That cuck he's quoting looks like he has potential. I can see it in his beard.
 
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