Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I know you shouldn't mock people for dressing up in silly outfits but somehow seeing a grown man dress as Mario because of his love for a character will always be pathetic.I mean there is a difference between being cool in your 30's and being embbarrasing in your 30's.I know most guys like this want to seem like they're not really getting old and they still have some of the youthfull spirit but almost always they crash and burn.Very few folks can still be cool beyond a certain age like Patrick Stewart who is old enough to be Bob's father but on the coolness meter Stewart is at a completely different level.

Bob routinely fails at cosplay because he has absolutely no charisma. He's basically an even smuggler, vocally liberal version of the Comic Book Guy.

 

[muina]

 

[The Nothingness]

I rather be "stupid" than believe it is possible to grow wheat on the Moon or that EA did 9/11

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bob seems have a lot of compasion for trans people but scorn for poor people. How does he feel about poor trans people?

 

[A Random]

Patriarchy victims that are too stupid to save themselves like the other Enlightened Folx.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

How low does your Patreon have to be to qualify as poor

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

There's reaching, and then there's...

 

[TheImportantFart]

Bob seems have a lot of compasion for trans people but scorn for poor people. How does he feel about poor trans people?

What we would he think of Blaire White? That one would really confuse him.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob, you retweeted some clown who said "anti-antisemitism". You manage to somehow have less of a right to call people "dumb" than you normally do.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

All I'm getting from Bob's bloviating is that he is a middle aged fat man who likes traps.

 

[Absolutego]

Does the Footless Wonder ever talk about non-franchise films?

His youtube channel lately is evenly split between old genre films, him bitching about pop culture drama, and re-uploads of all the Game Overthinker episodes he made when ScrewAttack briefly let him back on their site after getting booted from the Escapist.

For some reason geek.com is paying him to review a movie every week like he did at his old job. Rarely does he stray outside of genre flicks though. Live By Night is the only movie he's reviewed this year that isn't either action, sci-fi, or horror. And he probably only picked that one because Ben Affleck made it.

 

[Count groudon]

It's been almost 5 weeks since he's been in office and your bitching on twitter ain't changed a damn thing fat boy, just give it a rest already. Maybe if he put in half as much effort into getting off his lazy ass as he does screaming about things he doesn't like online he wouldn't be the diabetic mountain of lard we see today.

 

[A Random]

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What's the argument, guys? I... I don't get what Blobby and Blobber are talking about this time.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

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What's the argument, guys? I... I don't get what Blobby and Blobber are talking about this time.

PA made a comic about how a new vidya game features a likable female protagonist who appeals to both genders across all ages.

But PA does not give a shit about social justice and therefore they and their fans hate all women everywhere. So since they now said something nice about a girl, they've betrayed their core values and the Pepe-spamming literal Nazis will now turn on them.

 

[HY 140]

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wha are they even getting at? its bad to have kids like video game characters?

 

[tehpope]

Oh Todd, I'm so glad I stop following your ass during Gamergate.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I am having cataplexic fits reading my posts in this thread.

I hope I don't die.

 

[Ineedahero]

PA made a comic about how a new vidya game features a likable female protagonist who appeals to both genders across all ages.

But PA does not give a shit about social justice and therefore they and their fans hate all women everywhere. So since they now said something nice about a girl, they've betrayed their core values and the Pepe-spamming literal Nazis will now turn on them.

Speaking of ridiculous bullshit that the gaming press presents as fact, why hasn't bob weighed in on pewdiepie? He should be virtue signalling all over that.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

wat

What's the argument, guys? I... I don't get what Blobby and Blobber are talking about this time.

wha are they even getting at? its bad to have kids like video game characters?

They're saying that because the comic is positive about female protagonists in games, all the "angry male gamers" in their fanbase will go in an autistic rage over SJW propaganda. Because that's how all gamers are, y'know.

 

[tehpope]

They really don't get the reasons behind Gamergate.