Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[GentlemanFaggot]

I take it Bob's never heard of the phrase "Two wrongs don't make a right"? Granted, his actions years before show he's never been taught that as a child, but here, he's responding to the election of a candidate he didn't like by demanding they outright legalize voter fraud towards people he doesn't like.

I dunno, consider where Lake Superior is:
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Smack dab between two "inferior" states. In the unlikely event Bob considers going, it'll be like an IRL version of those "Daily Struggle" memes.

He'll go to the Canadian side and will constantly tell every Canadian he meets about how much he hates America now until everyone gets sick of him.

Or more likely he'll be denied entry when upon being asked standard questions such as, "Where are you staying?" "How long will you be in Canada?" "How much money do you have on you?" he'll respond with a screed about how Canada is heading towards the ideal, open-border nation future, and that he doesn't need to answer such questions.

 

[HY 140]

"Friendo" appears to be Bob's version of Wu's smug heart, i.e. "<3", the thing she types when someone on Twitter has shown her up and she has no rebuttal, so blocked.

reminds me of FNGR calling people "buttercup" or "troublemakers"

 

[Mola Ram]

He'll go to the Canadian side and will constantly tell every Canadian he meets about how much he hates America now until everyone gets sick of him.

Or more likely he'll be denied entry when upon being asked standard questions such as, "Where are you staying?" "How long will you be in Canada?" "How much money do you have on you?" he'll respond with a screed about how Canada is heading towards the ideal, open-border nation future, and that he doesn't need to answer such questions.

Do we really think that? Or is it more likely that, when in the wild, Bob is a mewling, slump-shouldered little coward, who mutters his answers to those questions as quietly as he can manage, scowls at dem ebil Republicans and the INFERIOR TRUMPLINGS only when he's sure they won't be able to see him, and passes Game Stop store windows in a trembling but totally silent rage as they advertise the latest FPS phenomenon?

What I'm saying is I have a sneaking suspicion Bob is nothing but an Internet Tough Guy who would never dare say the shit he says online in the presence of someone who might take exception to it and kick his ass so hard he'd have to take off his shirt to shit.

 

[muina]

 

[thismanlies]

Sounds like he's just smart enough to realize that once his Patreon money dries up, he'll have to find a way to pay for his insulin.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

What the fuck is with all the sperging about evolution and genetic differences between "superior" people and "trumpkin"? It's like an even spergier and less grounded version of race realism.

 

[tehpope]

Dude, you've been saying for the last few months that the midwest should be wiped out because they blocked "muh moon wheat" future. Shut the fuck up.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Hardcore Obamacare shills are the worst. My healthcare costs have skyrocketed the past few years. Not everyone benefited from it and it's not unreasonable for people who got shafted by it to want it gone.

I wonder if the Diabetic Despot got his insulin subsidized by the gummint or something.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Hardcore Obamacare shills are the worst. My healthcare costs have skyrocketed the past few years. Not everyone benefited from it and it's not unreasonable for people who got shafted by it to want it gone.

I wonder if the Diabetic Despot got his insulin subsidized by the gummint or something.

He does not work for a living. He is surely using a government subsidized health insurance option. The question I have with all people like him are if he's declaring his income every tax year.

Fucking IRS ever gave out a group rat bonus, Patreon and its ilk would have their users harvested for Kiwi server costs and Vordrak nuisance lawsuit ammunition.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

The problem is that Obamacare is the only thing Obama will be known for, because that's the only thing he ever did. I'm not american but he looks like such a waste of two presidental terms when I look back at him.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The problem is that Obamacare is the only thing Obama will be known for, because that's the only thing he ever did. I'm not american but he looks like such a waste of two presidental terms when I look back at him.

He did quite a lot. He either saved the country or ruined it, depending on your side of the aisle. Bob putting him on a pedestal is part of a larger trend.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Republican says drug overdoses remove people from the gene pool=bad.

Bob frothing at the mouth every time he even thinks of a Trump voter..."worthless," "subhuman," "trash," "evolution's leavings"=manifesto of the "elite."

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Republican says drug overdoses remove people from the gene pool=bad.

Bob frothing at the mouth every time he even thinks of a Trump voter..."worthless," "subhuman," "trash," "evolution's leavings"=manifesto of the "elite."

Bob saying eugenics is good and only frowned on because it was tainted my fascists. And farmers are bad and should be done away with="enlightened "

 

[Mola Ram]

"Blighted swaths of nothing"
"Worthless people"
"A base that can barely remember to blink"
"Evolution's leavings" -- that's the one that really gets me.

I'm a newcomer to lolcows as a hobby, and I know we're not supposed to get angry or worked up about them, but holy fuck is there something about Bob that sets my teeth on edge. I'm perfectly aware this landbeast is never, ever, ever going to influence the real world in any meaningful way, and even his influence online has petered out to almost nothing, and (like I said above) I think he's too much of a chickenshit ever to take any real world action that would hurt someone, but I read crap like this and it makes me want to reach through the screen, grab him by the throat, and stuff his big sneering thumb-head into a chemical toilet. I don't know if it's the sickening smugness, the nauseating pseudo-intellectualism, or the borderline sociopathic political worldview, but it's been a while since I saw a guy in such bad need of a savage beating.

*whew* Sorry, carry on.

 

[SoberBlitz]

I get you. Bob is a pretty infuriating guy, what with the smug elitism, disdain for those who vote against progess, attacking the people who allow him to maintain his current position, etc. I would argue that its more disheartening than anything else, mostly due to the fact he's raking in some decent dough while providing nothing of value to society.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

"Blighted swaths of nothing"
"Worthless people"
"A base that can barely remember to blink"
"Evolution's leavings" -- that's the one that really gets me.

I'm a newcomer to lolcows as a hobby, and I know we're not supposed to get angry or worked up about them, but holy fuck is there something about Bob that sets my teeth on edge. I'm perfectly aware this landbeast is never, ever, ever going to influence the real world in any meaningful way, and even his influence online has petered out to almost nothing, and (like I said above) I think he's too much of a chickenshit ever to take any real world action that would hurt someone, but I read crap like this and it makes me want to reach through the screen, grab him by the throat, and stuff his big sneering thumb-head into a chemical toilet. I don't know if it's the sickening smugness, the nauseating pseudo-intellectualism, or the borderline sociopathic political worldview, but it's been a while since I saw a guy in such bad need of a savage beating.

*whew* Sorry, carry on.

Bob kind of goes beyond the usual lolcow. Some of these guys are just amusing but Bob actively wants to harm innocent people whose crime may be no more than living in a red state (and not all of them would have voted Trump). So don't feel bad about getting angry.

 

[HY 140]

he'll have to find a way to pay for his insulin.

he can sell his mario merch

"Blighted swaths of nothing"
"Worthless people"
"A base that can barely remember to blink"
"Evolution's leavings" -- that's the one that really gets me.

I'm a newcomer to lolcows as a hobby, and I know we're not supposed to get angry or worked up about them, but holy fuck is there something about Bob that sets my teeth on edge. I'm perfectly aware this landbeast is never, ever, ever going to influence the real world in any meaningful way, and even his influence online has petered out to almost nothing, and (like I said above) I think he's too much of a chickenshit ever to take any real world action that would hurt someone, but I read crap like this and it makes me want to reach through the screen, grab him by the throat, and stuff his big sneering thumb-head into a chemical toilet. I don't know if it's the sickening smugness, the nauseating pseudo-intellectualism, or the borderline sociopathic political worldview, but it's been a while since I saw a guy in such bad need of a savage beating.

*whew* Sorry, carry on.

Bob confirmed to believe in the Aryan master race

 

[Absolutego]

"Blighted swaths of nothing"
"Worthless people"
"A base that can barely remember to blink"
"Evolution's leavings" -- that's the one that really gets me.

I'm a newcomer to lolcows as a hobby, and I know we're not supposed to get angry or worked up about them, but holy fuck is there something about Bob that sets my teeth on edge. I'm perfectly aware this landbeast is never, ever, ever going to influence the real world in any meaningful way, and even his influence online has petered out to almost nothing, and (like I said above) I think he's too much of a chickenshit ever to take any real world action that would hurt someone, but I read crap like this and it makes me want to reach through the screen, grab him by the throat, and stuff his big sneering thumb-head into a chemical toilet. I don't know if it's the sickening smugness, the nauseating pseudo-intellectualism, or the borderline sociopathic political worldview, but it's been a while since I saw a guy in such bad need of a savage beating.

*whew* Sorry, carry on.

It's not worth getting worked up over Bob for any reason besides wanting bad things to happen to him for the sake of schadenfreude and our entertainment

He's an impotent manbaby who is much less threatening in person than all the posturing he does online. Like with many cows, he folds like a reed when confronted IRL. His entire existence is dependent on pity donations from his audience, and that audience is dwindling as they all realize he's a fascist with a tenuous grip on reality (and geek.com is a much worse site to recruit a new fanbase from than the Escapist).

Spoiler: Powerlevel

I may have been to a con he attended where he was called a nazi in passing while sermonizing to his fanbase and all he did was play victim and call the guy an asshole while his voice jumped up 2 octaves in pitch. He's like Dobson, he's not in any way threatening, though he is much less of a manlet than Dobson.

 

[Count groudon]

I always find it ironic that Bob goes on about how he goes on that strength and athletic prowess should be useless in a "superior" society, when I'm pretty sure he has at several points bragged about how much bigger and stronger he is than most people in the past.

 

[Mola Ram]

He's an impotent manbaby who is much less threatening in person than all the posturing he does online. Like with many cows, he folds like a reed when confronted IRL. His entire existence is dependent on pity donations from his audience, and that audience is dwindling as they all realize he's a fascist with a tenuous grip on reality (and geek.com is a much worse site to recruit a new fanbase from than the Escapist).

That's pretty much about what I expected. Also, I don't want to quote your powerlevel, but that's some funny stuff.