Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Count groudon said:
I always find it ironic that Bob goes on about how he goes on that strength and athletic prowess should be useless in a "superior" society, when I'm pretty sure he has at several points bragged about how much bigger and stronger he is than most people in the past.
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Well he does act like he's like he could take on all the trump supporters in one sitting, so it is very clear that he has a superiority complex.
 
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Count groudon said:
I always find it ironic that Bob goes on about how he goes on that strength and athletic prowess should be useless in a "superior" society, when I'm pretty sure he has at several points bragged about how much bigger and stronger he is than most people in the past.
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Bigger, yes, stronger, no. He's definitely taller than six feet, but it's all flab, not muscle. The flap-jammies ninjas in the Game Overthinker videos show his level of physical "prowess".
 
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Count groudon said:
I always find it ironic that Bob goes on about how he goes on that strength and athletic prowess should be useless in a "superior" society, when I'm pretty sure he has at several points bragged about how much bigger and stronger he is than most people in the past.
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Yeah he'll say that till his superior future comes and the sixth generation genetic supersoldiers decide pudgy "normal" humans have no place in their world.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
I wonder if Bob has ever left New England. I've lived there before. They think they're their own version of the United States.
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There's definitely a big dose of ugly New England provincialism in Bob's worldview, but it goes beyond that. (And I say this as someone who is entirely too familiar with New York City and California provincialism, which are both quite a bit worse.) I think Bob would have this big nasty chip on his shoulder wherever he grew up.
 
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AngeloTheWizard said:
Bob kind of goes beyond the usual lolcow. Some of these guys are just amusing but Bob actively wants to harm innocent people whose crime may be no more than living in a red state (and not all of them would have voted Trump). So don't feel bad about getting angry.
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Bob is one of the biggest enigmas I've ever seen. With this latest rant, Bob actually goes full eugenicist, and still thinks his unhealthy, hateful and borderline-psychopathic way of thinking is the "superior" way of thinking. Honestly, I'm not surprised that he's arguably the most self-defeating liberal I've ever seen, because he's one of the least self-aware people I've ever stumbled across.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Bob is one of the biggest enigmas I've ever seen. With this latest rant, Bob actually goes full eugenicist, and still thinks his unhealthy, hateful and borderline-psychopathic way of thinking is the "superior" way of thinking. Honestly, I'm not surprised that he's arguably the most self-defeating liberal I've ever seen, because he's one of the least self-aware people I've ever stumbled across.
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Pretty much. Everything Bob has shown about himself- his attitude, his passions, his lifestyle - pretty much points to a very sheltered life whose main social outlets was cartoons and video games. He comes across as that spoiled eight-year old who never had to grow up and through most of his formative years avoided any sort of direct confrontation and instead made passive aggressive jabs if only to soothe his own ego (case in point: his insipid "dudebro" comments on anything he doesn't like).

He's the type of entitled fat fuck who I would be totally surprised if in his entire life he spent more than a week away from his toys and yet has the audacity to think he knows what he is talking about. Sure, he may have read books (or rather, read things which cater to his worldview), but it's one thing to read, and another to actually experience things firsthand. Luckily for Bob, most of his passions simply require him to sit on his ass and stare at a screen, so insofar he's been able to coast along. However, the more he talks/ tweets, the more and more obvious it is that he is a sad doughboy who has nothing to provide society except salt.

tl;dr - Matey Potatey is a sadsack homebody who has no friends except his Gal-Pal Lefty.
 
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>the one person on this site who might out-potato Phil is judging others by their appearance

Also, calling out the bullfrog neck is pretty risky when he's growing one himself:
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EDIT: I just realized that Bob is probably wearing satin old-timey pajamas here. His manchild tastes aren't limited to 8-bit gaming T-shirts.
 
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Dimples amplified by being a fatass. Most of his cheeks are above the whole sunken-in area, but because he has no jawline (and weak cheekbones to begin with) they look like they're right in the middle of his potato-shaped head.
 
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