Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I wrote another post but it occurred to me that this fucking gif summarizes Bob's philosophy. This is what Bob is espousing. Bob would love this gif because it's Trump beating up on low paid, lower-middle-class white men with entertainment gig jobs. He doesnt understand the reason they relate to Trump in any way. They love Trump BECAUSE of this shit, not in spite of it. They see Trump doing a low-paying gig job, maybe for fun, maybe for a lot of money, maybe because he's bored. But he's one of them.

Bob would see it as Trump being some mastermind economist playing chess four turns ahead of everybody else, manipulating the brainwashed midwestern WWE-watching states into thinking he's a tough guy or something; maybe he's only shoving that guy over for money, maybe he's REALLY shoving that guy over and it's not just acting like every other wrestling thing would be and Trump's REALLY that much of an asshole to randomly jump up on stage and fight a dude. Bob really can't relate to anything.
 
He has a lot, many of them never translated out of the original Italian-but whoever rated me off-topic was correct. Let's get back to laughing at the fat fuck Nazi who thinks he's better then everyone else.

Now is it just me, but is this tweet seem hypocritical in light of Bob's hateboner for FPS games?
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I felt the same way when he was getting all hyped at news for the Uncharted movie. Like, Bob, isn't that one of those dudebro games you righteously despise?

http://www.constitution.org/mac/disclivy.pdf

Protip: The Prince was just a job application to get his position back after Florence was taken over by the Medici. It was basically "Democracy sucks, I love dictatorships, can I please be a Diplomat again?" Most of the people at the time who were aware of his other work assumed it was a satire because it so greatly contradicted his previously stated beliefs.
No, it was based on the life of Ezio Auditore.

I'll never understand how one could get so triggered over this unless they were actively advocating for the elimination of the white race.
 
I like how Bob, who branded himself as Movie Bob, seems to think he is a video game YouTuber. Like, christ, I know Bob is fucking retarded, but come on...it's in his name! Literally the first word. I know he eventually did some shitty videos about gaming, but that was after other people had made it a thing.
 
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Ooooooh you're so funny Bobby.
 
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For my money, I still can't get over how Bob - someone who not only professes to be a gamer, but is an old enough fag to have endured the idiocy of the Jack Thompson era - so completely and totally embraces the side he claims to support doing the same fucking thing. He doesn't even try to have any logical consistency; you always get the feeling that Bob lives in this Raskolnikov-esque bubble where he's innocent of all wrongdoing and never has to acknowledge that he's a piece of fucking shit.
 
Who needs self-awareness or consistent principles when you can be a smug fuck jerking it to your own insane vision of the future?

I almost feel sorry for Bob with how pathetic and delusional his life has become. Too bad he's a cunt and every bad thing that happens to him is his own damn fault.
 
For my money, I still can't get over how Bob - someone who not only professes to be a gamer, but is an old enough fag to have endured the idiocy of the Jack Thompson era - so completely and totally embraces the side he claims to support doing the same fucking thing. He doesn't even try to have any logical consistency; you always get the feeling that Bob lives in this Raskolnikov-esque bubble where he's innocent of all wrongdoing and never has to acknowledge that he's a piece of fucking shit.

Did you ever watch the video where he actually addresses that? He did so on at least two separate occasions -- I can't point you to the specific videos because I avoid Bob videos like they were a plate of bad clams, but they were both part of Sargon of Akkad's video going after him. In one he makes the absurd claim that fighting against Jack Thompson actually went too far and now gamers have to grapple with the legitimate criticisms that were raised at the time (I guess politically motivated pseudoscience is kosher when it comes from an SJW); in the other, he pretends the big difference is that Jack Thompson was a right wing saboteur while Anita Sarkeesian just made some YouTube videos. You may notice that's not a terribly meaningful distinction. Intellectual dishonesty is pretty much Bob's defining trait, apart from the nigh incoherent rage that leads to sounding like a Sonderkommando.
 
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