Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I feel like this is a common theme among lefties like Bob. They think that either something is done federally or it just doesn't exist. The concept of state's rights is utterly alien to them.

It's not they don't consider state's rights. Bob and his ilk just believe everyone who cares about that is a gun-toting racist who is mad the feds won't let them kill gays in the streets.

 

[Adamska]

Well Bob is also dumb as pigshit considering how he thinks states like Iowa, Wisconsin, and Michigan are shitty flyover states because of this single election. He really should've paid attention in 5th grade Social Studies considering that he seems to be missing things as simple as the idea of a balance of power, and the notion of inalienable rights.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Bob doesn't give a damn about that, he just wants more handouts and childrens' TV.

 

[Sanshain]

Well Bob is also dumb as pigshit considering how he thinks states like Iowa, Wisconsin, and Michigan are shitty flyover states because of this single election. He really should've paid attention in 5th grade Social Studies considering that he seems to be missing things as simple as the idea of a balance of power, and the notion of inalienable rights.

It isn't that he doesn't know about them, he has just fully embraced the SJW mindset of 'MY PERSONAL RIGHTS ARE SUPERIOR TO YOURS'.

 

[Mola Ram]

As a citizen of NC, the state loved by Fitzgerald, O. Henry, Sandberg, and Thomas Wolfe (and the home of the last two): fuck YOU, Blob. You are a cultural copraphage

Yeah, but really, what's Look Homeward Angel compared to Super Mario Bros. 3?

 

[Lensherr]

It's not they don't consider state's rights. Bob and his ilk just believe everyone who cares about that is a gun-toting racist who is mad the feds won't let them kill gays in the streets.

Which is ironic because so many of the causes they champion (gay marriage, women's suffrage, marijuana legalization) wouldn't have been possible without states' rights.

 

[proteus4994]

I just saw this and I was immediately reminded of Moviebob:

https://www.reddit.com/r/books/comm..._a_book_that_everyone_else_loved_but/df1t4bd/

Bob would hate Mccarthy because despite being born in the "superior" American northeast, he spent most of his life in Tennessee, Texas, and New Mexico.

 

[muina]

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Everyone please, tweet this at bob, he has me blocked:
http://www.caspermag.com/2017/03/17/the-global-community-by-xxron_paul_42020xxxweed/

 

[Positron]

Ten minutes spent watching Bobby's video will convince you that he doesn't have the taste to support worthwhile works.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Bob's obsession with art as a great way of controlling the people's opinions is straight out of Adolf's playbook.

 

[Positron]

I doubt even the most expert of 'Soviet Realism' artist could paint a flattering picture of Bobby.

 

[Dr. Dik]

Bob you aren't a high art snob. You watch Marvel movies, Nintendo, and pro wrestling. You have no room to talk about your enlightened taste.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Bob's obsession with art as a great way of controlling the people's opinions is straight out of Adolf's playbook.

Its always bugged me how they never think that through. So Art is how you control people. It "normalizes" things. It creates rape culture, homophobia ect. Well that Art, which again sets peoples opinions, is currently churned out in a factory like manner according to the whims of a very small circle of executives whos main goal is the blind accumulation of profit and are beholden to no one. People who push sugary cereals and fast food on children. People so sociopathic that even after Charlie Sheen made them millions of dollars and was literally raised in their industry when he had a breakdown they turned it into a de facto reality TV show instead of gettting him help. And your answer to this situation is that these same sociopaths need to make more female superheros? More directors of color? More trans-age-gender-fluid main characters? The fucking ghostbusters remake?

If you really believed that art is as critical as these people do you would want to burn Hollywood to the fucking ground.

 

[thismanlies]

Bob you aren't a high art snob. You watch Marvel movies, Nintendo, and pro wrestling. You have no room to talk about your enlightened taste.

This is probably the closest he'll ever get to fine art.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

Concidering Bob rapidly deteriorating mental health, I wouldn't be suprised if he starts sperging about mining gold on the moon too

 

[thismanlies]

Concidering Bob rapidly deteriorating mental health, I wouldn't be suprised if he starts sperging about mining gold on the moon too

"And you all thought my good friend @spacekatgal was crazy for what she said about SpaceX..."
"...They're going to be mining for gold on the moon. They'll have to do something with those moon rocks..."
"Let's just hope SpaceX launches those rocks on the subhumans in the midwest and not any of us real Americans."

 

[iafiv]

I wonder if 15 or so years from now they will make a movie lampooning the internet pop culture critics of the 2007-2017 era.Sort of how Boogie nights talked about the porn movie scene of the late 70's.It would largely move along the same lines over the top narcissistic individuals who took themselves too seriously.It might work.

 

[Keystone]

I wonder if 15 or so years from now they will make a movie lampooning the internet pop culture critics of the 2007-2017 era.Sort of how Boogie nights talked about the porn movie scene of the late 70's.It would largely move along the same lines over the top narcissistic individuals who took themselves too seriously.It might work.

"Hey there you untermenschen, they call me Roller Bob - I have to use these skates to get around since I lost my feet to the beetus."

 

[Mola Ram]

I wonder if 15 or so years from now they will make a movie lampooning the internet pop culture critics of the 2007-2017 era.Sort of how Boogie nights talked about the porn movie scene of the late 70's.It would largely move along the same lines over the top narcissistic individuals who took themselves too seriously.It might work.

That will never happen, because at least in Boogie Nights you knew you were going to see some attractive people having sex. Although if you want to see a film depicting Bob desolately spanking it to Rule 34 Princess Peach artwork, well, you get right on that screenplay, mon frere.