Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[whatever I feel like]

Well Nintendo didn't do it. :rolleyes:

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

How is weapon wear "modern gaming bullshit"? I swear I had to deal with weapon wear in the old Apple ][ RPG games I played as a kid, like the infamous The Magic Candle.

Not as far back as that, but even System Shock 2 had weapon durability. This was why you got good with the Wrench, you were then able to save weapon ammo and durability for turrets and bigger stuff.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Not as far back as that, but even System Shock 2 had weapon durability. This was why you got good with the Wrench, you were then able to save weapon ammo and durability for turrets and bigger stuff.

Weapon durability was basically always a thing. To the point where when I encounter it in modern games I'm left wondering why they included such an antiquated feature.

 

[AnOminous]

Goebbels also was more charismatic and better at spewing his hateful ideas in a palatable way to the masses.

By comparison, Bob couldn't mention that the sun came up in the morning without making you want to punch his fat, stupid face.

 

[Gordon Cole]

By comparison, Bob couldn't mention that the sun came up in the morning without making you want to punch his fat, stupid face.

"I can enjoy a beautiful Sunday morning like any Superior person. Trumpists are AFRAID of the sun not coming up."

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

How is weapon wear "modern gaming bullshit"? I swear I had to deal with weapon wear in the old Apple ][ RPG games I played as a kid, like the infamous The Magic Candle.

Not as far back as that, but even System Shock 2 had weapon durability. This was why you got good with the Wrench, you were then able to save weapon ammo and durability for turrets and bigger stuff.

Ah but see you're using dudebro PC games as examples and we all know Bob is above PC gaming.

In all seriousness, I think it's because Bob is a narrow-minded moron who likes to ignore things like that because it contradicts the narrative he wants to push.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Not as far back as that, but even System Shock 2 had weapon durability. This was why you got good with the Wrench, you were then able to save weapon ammo and durability for turrets and bigger stuff.

There's also the fact that, with how Breath is set up, any kind of power control besides durability and cooldowns would have left the game really unbalanced.

 

[El Porko Fako]

You're not fooling anyone Bob. We all know you're salivating right now.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

You're not fooling anyone Bob. We all know you're salivating right now.

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... I don't get it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

... I don't get it.

"Pfft, what kind of mentally challenged redneck dudebro decided that portable mayo packets was something the Superior Future need?"

(Insert the sound of an overweight sweaty man baby with an ego complex messily shoving handfuls of mayo packets into his gaping jaws)

 

[thismanlies]

You're not fooling anyone Bob. We all know you're salivating right now.

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Some diabetics keep a Snickers bar in their pockets in case their blood sugar levels get too low. Bob on the other hand has to have condiments to go with his candy.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

So it was 2015. The tipping point I mean.

Maybe he had been considered one before then, but I suppose I was too clumsy to notice, just like in real life.

Man, was I blown away. Oh, I knew Bob had a thread on here all this time, but all of these unfunny spergs taking up 95% of the whole Lolcow board made Bob seem like a dime a dozen.

I tried. It felt like something I had to. Game Overthinker episodes at one point were something to look forward to. The stupidest thing was I knew all about Chris-Chan then, but never would I have imagined the Game Overthinker would become well on his way to laying similar groundwork Chris did.

Its like the description on the final episode of Game Overthinker said, there was one thing Bob forgot to Overthink. Himself.

We were both fooled. Me and Bob. I couldn't believe Bob, at that moment in time, realized he was a lolcow, and there was no turning back.

I tried to help him. He was my Youtube mentor.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So it was 2015. The tipping point I mean.

Maybe he had been considered one before then, but I suppose I was too clumsy to notice, just like in real life.

Man, was I blown away. Oh, I knew Bob had a thread on here all this time, but all of these unfunny spergs taking up 95% of the whole Lolcow board made Bob seem like a dime a dozen.

I tried. It felt like something I had to. Game Overthinker episodes at one point were something to look forward to. The stupidest thing was I knew all about Chris-Chan then, but never would I have imagined the Game Overthinker would become well on his way to laying similar groundwork Chris did.

Its like the description on the final episode of Game Overthinker said, there was one thing Bob forgot to Overthink. Himself.

We were both fooled. Me and Bob. I couldn't believe Bob, at that moment in time, realized he was a lolcow, and there was no turning back.

I tried to help him. He was my Youtube mentor.

 

[AnOminous]

You're not fooling anyone Bob. We all know you're salivating right now.

He's confused because a single packet of mayo is useless to him. He just eats it by the tub.

 

[muina]

 

[Foltest]

Meglomanic Bob is at it again. Don't understand why people want to have control over their own faith and nations.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

This is just unadulterated Ugly Americanism.

"Why no, I have never stepped foot in your country, however I am clearly qualified to render judgement on your government, your people and their future given my extensive familial ties."

 

[Lensherr]

Spoiler: Brexit

Spoiler: Iron Fist

EDIT: Drat, late on the first thing.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

He's been talking all this shit about "good people" getting dragged down for months now, but I've yet to see anything happen. It's almost like Blob is using meaningless virtue signaling to cover for his raging hateboner against everyone who disagrees with him.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Says the mediocre overweight Youtuber that can't even manage a proper green screen and just painted his wall.