Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Found this browsing Twitter.

EDIT: Psychicpebbles is posting a bunch of these on Twitter right now. Seriously, it's gold. https://twitter.com/psychicpebble

 

[Army Burger]

This is my favourite one from psychicpebbles

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Now Psychicpebbles is encouraging people to make their own.

Link for font here:
http://www.dafont.com/rpgsystem.font

 

[Woodcutting bot]

How old is bob anyway?

His ogre genetics make him look around 50-ish, but I'm guessing he's probably closer to 30

 

[Jack Awful]

How old is bob anyway?

His ogre genetics make him look around 50-ish, but I'm guessing he's probably closer to 30

I'd say 35-37 ish
He was like 32 when he moved out of his mom's house.

 

[Sanshain]

But it isn't evolution because women can still be rescued in videogames. They have to be the protagonists and desexualized as much as possible. That's how his second idol/waifu, Anita Sarkeesian, wants it.

Beige boob simulator, basically.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I just found out about this book called Listen, Liberal. It's a book about how the Democrats essentially betrayed their working class roots and ideals in favor of chasing the cultural and corporate elitism that eventually bit them in the ass.

In other words, the book basically states that everything Blob stands for is ineffective horseshit.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I just found out about this book called Listen Liberal. It's a book about how the Democrats effectively betrayed their working class roots and ideals in favor of chasing cultural and corporate elitism that eventually bit them in the ass.

In other words, the book basically states that everything Blob stands for is ineffective horseshit.

Bob didn't even have to read a book to find that out. All he had to do was know what happened on November 8 2016.

The problem with people like him is that their response to failure is just to do the same thing again, but more so.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob didn't even have to read a book to find that out. All he had to do was know what happened on November 8 2016.

The problem with people like him is that their response to failure is just to do the same thing again, but more so.

I'm still clueless how some people think the American left's problem was that they weren't aggressive and overbearing enough. Nearly all my hobbies were hijacked by political spergs who only want to talk about how evil Drumpf is and how every form of media needs to be viewed as a political message.

 

[iafiv]

Regarding pop culture critics who in recent years got increasingly political its because it gave them the illusion of being more than just nerds with a recording device and an online presence.There are only a few online reviewers who are good and not just silly or annoying.Bob can claim that he's doing more than just reviewing movies or games.He can claim that he's a political pundit of some sort he's important.Same goes with all the others.That they in fact have pretty much no training for this outside of whatever they learned in high school and what they read on Slate or Salon and maybe a book or two that is already selected to confirm their biases is irrelevant.Its even worse since their base is formed of people who share their beliefs 100%.

 

[NQ 952]

Honestly, political sperging is right up reviewers alley. Pundits always think they're more important than they really are.

 

[Pneumapteron]

The only reason why Bob decided what sperg about "politics" on twitter or Youtube is because he knows what he has nothing interesting to say about movies or video games

Bob Chipman reviewing games in a nutshell:

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Well he has nothing interesting to say about politics either but he's not letting that stop him

 

[Jaimas]

 

[vertexwindi]

At least Bob recognizes that he's not a regular person. Far from it, in fact.

 

[NQ 952]

And this right here sums up why Bob lives alone in his aunt's basement.

 

[thismanlies]

By that logic, somebody should chain his ass to a treadmill and feed him nothing but carrots.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

And this right here sums up why Bob lives alone in his aunt's basement.

Do we know it's his aunt's? What do we know about her? Has she made her views clear on having a fat manchild dressed as Mario living in her basement?

 

[NQ 952]

Do we know it's his aunt's? What do we know about her? Has she made her views clear on having a fat manchild dressed as Mario living in her basement?

No it's just speculation and funny to say.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's judging others for not being capable of managing their lives. Well, he got diabetes due to his "life management", got fired from multiple websites due to his "life management" and is routinely mocked by bigger Youtubers like ChrisRayGun and PsychicPebbles due to his "life management".

Yeah, he can judge other people's views and lifestyles.