Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Hey man, its hard to diet when you are preparing for the SUPERIOR FUTURE!
The sad thing is that I half-expect the Superior Future to have Wall-E chairs that would carry his lardass from place to place to compensate.
 
Sorry guys, but these tweets just made me irrationally angry.

I wouldn't let it get to you. He's a mouthy fucker with no self reflection, but always remember who the words are coming from.
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I'm sure it's been said a thousand times in this thread, but what the fuck does Bob think he would contribute to this superior future of his? He doesn't contribute much of anything to the present. He pretty much plays vidya and shoots YouTubes of himself mouthing off. He's got no special skills or education. He's a useless eater.

A redneck can kill and dress a dear, fix his own truck, build a shed. When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm going to join Team Redneck.

Bob would actually be good to have around in the zombie apocalypse, so you could kneecap him and get away while the horde was busy eating his fat ass.
 
The idea of Bob giving himself "cheat nights" boggles me. Like does he seriously expect us to believe he exercises and closely manages his diet?

He wrote a post on His blog saying that He attempted to lose weight at one point but then some "Stressful event" brought Him back to eat like a pig.
Half of that post was an attempt to blame society for bein' fat and having beetus,because the superior and strong minded intellectual Moviebob cannot do anything without society support
 
Let this tweet set the tone of what he says:

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Nobody cares which muscleman you drool over, sport.

Now, let's welcome -- The Art Overthinker!

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Context: someone put a statue of a little girl in front of the famous Wall Street Bull, staring it in the eyes. The sculptor who did the Bull wasn't exactly pleased. If I remember it right, the Bull is a permanent loan from the artist to NYC, which means he can take it away if he wants to.

But forget about Bull market, let's talk about women market:

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Thing is Bob, white men are still where most of the profits come from. America is still 75% white so it makes far more economical sense to cater to white people. Because there's more money to be earned from it.

To put it another way, think of the people most likely to by a comic book. Is it the white male or the black female? My money's on the white male. And that's why Marvel's comic sales are slumping, because they're trying to cater to an audience that doesn't buy their product.
 
Thing is Bob, white men are still where most of the profits come from. America is still 75% white so it makes far more economical sense to cater to white people. Because there's more money to be earned from it.

To put it another way, think of the people most likely to by a comic book. Is it the white male or the black female? My money's on the white male. And that's why Marvel's comic sales are slumping, because they're trying to cater to an audience that doesn't buy their product.
and even that doesn't make sense unless you're assuming characters like Cap, Thor, and Iron Man exclusively appealed to white men. The problem was replacing them with stories about an angry woman coddled by billionaires and governments alike with the power of a god who uses it to beat up trolls on the internet. Do they expect that fans accepting and "women/POC" being thrilled at selling them an overpriced recolored Sonichu?
 
He literally thinks poor-people are a sub-human, luddite, bulwark against some Star Trek utopia-land. How you can be so blind and apathetic to legitimate concerns, as an elitist online toy reviewer, I have no idea. At-least with OPL or Nick Bates you know they're disturbed people, Bob though straight-up just an immoral prick you thinks he's better than you.

Everything is one-up-manship, trying to prove some "dude-bros" wrong or appear more noble than everyone else. So shallow and so sad.
 
He literally thinks poor-people are a sub-human, luddite, bulwark against some Star Trek utopia-land. How you can be so blind and apathetic to legitimate concerns, as an elitist online toy reviewer, I have no idea. At-least with OPL or Nick Bates you know they're disturbed people, Bob though straight-up just an immoral prick you thinks he's better than you.

Everything is one-up-manship, trying to prove some "dude-bros" wrong or appear more noble than everyone else. So shallow and so sad.

He strikes me as the sort of person who has never been pushed out of his comfort zone. I don't think he's ever had his ideas seriously challenged, or if he has he always has an excuse not to examine them. The tweet above is a perfect example. Charity Not Tweets made a perfectly salient point -- one which, to be fair, has been made over and over again in this very thread, and which has got to be a criticism Bob is aware of -- and instead of engaging it he just said, essentially, "Shut up, filthy right winger, I don't have to pay attention to anything you say!"

Downright Socratic.

Oh, and is anyone going to tell him that the Charging Bull was originally a guerilla art installation, while Fearless Girl was a calculated corporate PR move made by one of those horrible Wall Street firms that employs so many of the dudebros Bob loathes? Bets on whether or not he knows jack shit about the history of either statue?
 
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