Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob isn't a wolf in sheep's clothing, he's a sheep that has deluded itself into thinking it's a wolf.
He's the perfect sheep from the wolves' point of view. He'll never see it coming when he thinks he's one of them.

If Bob could read, he'd unironically sympathize with the pigs in Animal Far.
Does Bob read anything besides Wikipedia articles he skims through to try to win internet debates? I'll give him a break and accept it as reading even if it's limited to something lowbrow like the superhero genre of comics or shonen manga or whatever. Writing that book doesn't prove he actively reads.
 
Does Bob read anything besides Wikipedia articles he skims through to try to win internet debates? I'll give him a break and accept it as reading even if it's limited to something lowbrow like the superhero genre of comics or shonen manga or whatever. Writing that book doesn't prove he actively reads.
He's apparently a fan of Atlas Shrugged and Ayn Rand in general. I haven't read any of her books so I can't say how much he understands them but from what I gather he's somehow applied her ideology to his own (again I can't say for sure, I'm not clear on her beliefs).
 
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"Mommy! I wanna vote at the grownup table!!!"
"Do you still think Mario is from Brooklyn? Or that Chechnya is a Christian republic? Or Activision caused 9/11? Or..."
"That's different I'm a Superior Future intellectual! Noooo Nooooo! UNFAIR!!!"
 
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"Mommy! I wanna vote at the grownup table!!!"
"Do you still think Mario is from Brooklyn? Or that Chechnya is a Christian republic? Or Activision caused 9/11? Or..."
"That's different I'm a Superior Future intellectual! Noooo Nooooo! UNFAIR!!!"
And this assclown wonders why he gets shit for his political views.
 
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"Mommy! I wanna vote at the grownup table!!!"
"Do you still think Mario is from Brooklyn? Or that Chechnya is a Christian republic? Or Activision caused 9/11? Or..."
"That's different I'm a Superior Future intellectual! Noooo Nooooo! UNFAIR!!!"
Bob, why do you hate America so much? I think it'd be an interesting thing to see if someone convinced him to start outright saying that we need to abolish the United States. He already hates democracy and thinks nations are part of the "Inferior Past", the next step is "DEATH TO AMERICA". It'd be fun to see what little support he has spiral down the tubes once he comes out with it.
 
What the fuck is he even whinging on about? Even when slavery ended as the result of a war many blacks didn't get full franchised rights. That's kind of what Jim Crow was.
Democrat President Abe Lincoln freed the slaves without his men ever picking up a gun. They went across the country taking selfies with the now free men and giving ALL rights to them before the formation of the Republican party took them and their iDevices away. Read a book.
 
He's apparently a fan of Atlas Shrugged and Ayn Rand in general. I haven't read any of her books so I can't say how much he understands them but from what I gather he's somehow applied her ideology to his own (again I can't say for sure, I'm not clear on her beliefs).

I'll give you a small primer on Ayn Rand's Philosophy, Objectivisim: Its the right to being a selfish cunt. There's a lot of big words and jargon to justify sociopathic selfishness, but that's really what it is. Its the right of a person to be completely self-interested, fuck over other people, guilt free. It basically posits the Übermensch are kept down by the weak, and stopped of being 'special'. Therefore, you should disregard the needs and wants of others and pursue your self interest and happiness at any cost. The ideal is a man who produces everything, only gives to the worthy and does not give to the undeserved. Think of every rich, billionaire banker cunt who would starve people to have a second yacht. That's objectivisim, happiness to yourself as the ultimate goal.

There's not much to understand; its a philosophy of the fool, ignorant of the power of altruism and cooperation. Its one step removed from anarchy and espoused by pseudo-intellectuals. Its ideal society is hell. No cooperation, everyone out for themselves. Its a disgusting, vapid ideology espoused only by idiots and High School students who think they are smarter than they actually are. Which makes sense as to why Bob would enjoy it. Their ideal society would also starve to death, because there would be no food production.

Bob's stupid fat ass thinks like ANTIFA or commies, that he would be a powerful or important person. When in reality he'd be one of the underserved who would starve to death or have his fat ass work in the mines for some rich cunt until his heart gave out.
 
What the fuck is he even whinging on about? Even when slavery ended as the result of a war many blacks didn't get full franchised rights. That's kind of what Jim Crow was.

Well, the Thirteenth, Fourteenth, and Fifteenth Amendments were supposed to achieve that, and for a brief period of time did. However, Reconstruction was abjectly corrupt and run by terrible people (amazingly) and the baby got thrown out with the bathwater when it was abandoned. It wasn't until the 1960s that the original promises of equal protection began being taken seriously.

Bob's stupid fat ass thinks like ANTIFA or commies, that he would be a powerful or important person. When in reality he'd be one of the underserved who would starve to death or have his fat ass work in the mines for some rich cunt until his heart gave out.

In short, he's a pig too stupid to understand he's made out of bacon.
 
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"Mommy! I wanna vote at the grownup table!!!"
"Do you still think Mario is from Brooklyn? Or that Chechnya is a Christian republic? Or Activision caused 9/11? Or..."
"That's different I'm a Superior Future intellectual! Noooo Nooooo! UNFAIR!!!"
This might just be my libertarian sensibilities kicking in, but does anyone else find these tweets to be rather ... sociopathic (ESPECIALLY the first one)? I mean, the amount of glee he seems to take in disregarding certain people, be they fetuses or Trump supporters/Republicans, as less than human and deserving of having their rights stripped, and continuing to be validated by his fanbase, just makes me squirm. If this were a right-winger making these statements, they wouldn't be able to find work and would be denounced far more heavily. Hell, just look at the JonTron outrage compared to how comparatively so few people hold this against him.
 
This might just be my libertarian sensibilities kicking in, but does anyone else find these tweets to be rather ... sociopathic (ESPECIALLY the first one)? I mean, the amount of glee he seems to take in disregarding certain people, be they fetuses or Trump supporters/Republicans, as less than human and deserving of having their rights stripped, and continuing to be validated by his fanbase, just makes me squirm. If this were a right-winger making these statements, they wouldn't be able to find work and would be denounced far more heavily. Hell, just look at the JonTron outrage compared to how comparatively so few people hold this against him.

JonTron actually has an audience.

Nobody cares what some crazy fat guy who dresses up as Mario thinks.
 
JonTron actually has an audience.

Nobody cares what some crazy fat guy who dresses up as Mario thinks.
Jon never said it to his audience, just everyone who watched him shit his pants next to another guy who's talking about how Apple should rule the world with Islamic Mexican slaves making shit products for him. Bob does this in his videos and doesn't keep it separate from his work.
 
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"Mommy! I wanna vote at the grownup table!!!"
"Do you still think Mario is from Brooklyn? Or that Chechnya is a Christian republic? Or Activision caused 9/11? Or..."
"That's different I'm a Superior Future intellectual! Noooo Nooooo! UNFAIR!!!"
"Hi I'm Bob, I hate trump for saying the constitution is shit but I also want to change it so I can control everything... I don't know what I believe but I'm passionate as fuck about it!"
 
"Hi I'm Bob, I hate trump for saying the constitution is shit but I also want to change it so I can control everything... I don't know what I believe but I'm passionate as fuck about it!"

I've said it before, but if Bob really believes half the shit he spews on Twitter, he's a fucking monster. Smugly fantasizing about disenfranchising tens of millions of people is as bad if not worse than anything Trump has ever said, and he seems blissfully unaware of how creepy and totalitarian it sounds, not to mention the unsettling eugenics-lite edge it has to it, considering who he wants to disenfranchise and why. Plus, how would you go about enacting this plan without massive civil unrest resulting in millions of casualties? I don't understand why his fat ass hasn't been laughed off the internet -- and not by right wing troglodytes like me, but by people who ostensibly agree with his politics, just for giving them such a bad name.

I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt and think that he only started drooling such extreme views because he doesn't spend enough (read: any) time in the real world interacting with people he disagrees with, but I dunno. Maybe he's just a shithead.
 
This morning I found this quote although I don't know if it's an actual quote since I can't find the person who is suppose to have said it. Anyway, I felt like posting it since it is very accurate in summing up Bob's political views.

"Why? Because superiority is relative. If everyone was just as good as you, you wouldn’t feel as good about yourself. So part of the core of the liberal psychology is a deep-seated need to see other people as inferior, intellectually, morally, culturally (think McDonalds and NASCAR), or any other way that feeds the liberal’s ego.The poor aren’t alone. Liberals think wealthy people, southerners, conservatives, devout religious people, minorities, “rednecks”, and many other groups of people are inferior to them in many different ways. Some they try to help and others they try to hurt (the “morally inferior” rich for example), all because other people’s “inferiority” makes them feel superior."
 
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