Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I've said it before, but if Bob really believes half the shit he spews on Twitter, he's a fucking monster. Smugly fantasizing about disenfranchising tens of millions of people is as bad if not worse than anything Trump has ever said, and he seems blissfully unaware of how creepy and totalitarian it sounds, not to mention the unsettling eugenics-lite edge it has to it, considering who he wants to disenfranchise and why. Plus, how would you go about enacting this plan without massive civil unrest resulting in millions of casualties? I don't understand why his fat ass hasn't been laughed off the internet -- and not by right wing troglodytes like me, but by people who ostensibly agree with his politics, just for giving them such a bad name.

I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt and think that he only started drooling such extreme views because he doesn't spend enough (read: any) time in the real world interacting with people he disagrees with, but I dunno. Maybe he's just a shithead.

I dunno, I've met a lot of lefties with similarly totalitarian views. This blatant disdain for democracy is becoming a favorite new platform for them.

 

[Mola Ram]

I dunno, I've met a lot of lefties with similarly totalitarian views. This blatant disdain for democracy is becoming a favorite new platform for them.

The notion that Bob's views are what lots and lots of American lefties believe deep down but don't quite want to state so openly is incredibly depressing to me, and I'm pretty Eeyore-ish to begin with.

 

[Lensherr]

I dunno, I've met a lot of lefties with similarly totalitarian views. This blatant disdain for democracy is becoming a favorite new platform for them.

And they have the gall to condemn others as "authoritarian".

 

[SuperSheep]

Bob just strikes me as a wannabe childhood/teenage bully who never got a chance to be one because he wasn't strong/clever/charismatic enough to actually bully people, and now is making up for lost time.

 

[Count groudon]

I rather not think of Bob bacon.

If you ate even a bite of Bob's bacon the grease and fat would clog your arteries and make your heart explode.

 

[Gordon Cole]

The notion that Bob's views are what lots and lots of American lefties believe deep down but don't quite want to state so openly is incredibly depressing to me, and I'm pretty Eeyore-ish to begin with.

I've been on this site long enough to know that humility, sanity and self-awareness aren't common traits possessed by people on either side of the spectrum. It's just the liberals who are way more fascinating in their sociopathy than the conservatives.

 

[Jack Awful]

I've been on this site long enough to know that humility, sanity and self-awareness aren't common traits possessed by people on either side of the spectrum. It's just the liberals who are way more fascinating in their sociopathy than the conservatives.

I think it's cuz the right is mocked more openly in pop culture and the mainstream, giving the left a false sense of superiority and that they're fighting evil.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Bob just strikes me as a wannabe childhood/teenage bully who never got a chance to be one because he wasn't strong/clever/charismatic enough to actually bully people, and now is making up for lost time.

I find that a LOT of reviewers (especially the ones who review children's cartoons) tend to be like that. They almost always complain about cartoons being mean-spirited because they were bullied by their peers in school, so a decade later they're going to take it out on movies and games because they know the movie/cartoon/game can't fight back.

 

[SuperSheep]

I find that a LOT of reviewers (especially the ones who review children's cartoons) tend to be like that. They almost always complain about cartoons being mean-spirited because they were bullied by their peers in school, so a decade later they're going to take it out on movies and games because they know the movie/cartoon/game can't fight back.

The difference is that I feel like most of the time, they act like they're fighting back against an injustice, however petty and stupid it might be.

Bob genuinely comes across as someone whose only didn't become a bully because he could get his ass handed to him by preschoolers.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I dunno, I've met a lot of lefties with similarly totalitarian views. This blatant disdain for democracy is becoming a favorite new platform for them.

Blatant disdain for democracy is common among sore losers.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Blatant disdain for democracy is common among sore losers.

America's founding fathers are some of the greatest trolls of all time. Over 200 years later and people still lose their shit over their posts. Get fucked, King George.

Edit: They even got dubs with 1776

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I'M IMMUNE TO CRITICISM SHITLORDS!"
Followed by...
"Sometimes, it's okay to engage in meaningful criticism."

This smug, noxious prick takes a lot out of me, man...

Come on Bob, I thought "Sunlight is the best disinfectant", after all.

 

[Mola Ram]

Blatant disdain for democracy is common among sore losers.

Aaaaaaand Pointless Pedant pithily sums up the last six months of anti-Trump hysteria better than nearly every pundit in just nine words.

 

[muina]

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob still doesn't know why people laugh at him lol

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Once Bob starts losing his toes to the Beetus he'll find it harder to just walk away, though. Perhaps he'll be able to crowdfund a Scooty Puff by that point and drive away.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob still doesn't know why people laugh at him lol

It's because he almost has less hair than feet now, right?

 

[cypocryphy]

It seems some Boston Red Sox fans were yelling racial slurs at a black player on the Baltimore Orioles the other night. This is Bob's beloved hometown, not "Trump Country". I thought Bob was among the coastal liberal elites?

 

[Gordon Cole]

It seems some Boston Red Sox fans were yelling racial slurs at a black player on the Baltimore Orioles the other night. This is Bob's beloved hometown, not "Trump Country". I thought Bob was among the coastal liberal elites?

Again, a city full of violent racists is safer to him than Idaho at night. Gimmie a fucking break, no wonder he's not talking about this.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

If Bobbo Boy doesn't want people reading his Tweets and using them for posterity then he shouldn't broadcast his fucking opinions into the nethersphere in the first place.