Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

I don't understand how Bob concludes a man could easily win an election by directly insulting his countrymen and ignoring every state except New York and California.

It's like Hillary has no responsibility whatsoever for unforced errors and catastrophic blunders like this. Her operation was begging for resources in states like Wisconsin that she could have had, while the campaign was squandering record amounts of money for states already in the bag. The reason? Pretty much corruption, favoritism, and the dumb bitch assuming victory was in the bag and with truly epic arrogance, prematurely delivering the spoils of victory.

The consequence? Expanding leads in two states that didn't matter, that being the much vaunted "popular vote" victory, while failing to take easily winnable states and throwing away electoral votes, the only ones that ACTUALLY GET YOU ELECTED.

This fat, useless idiot can't understand basic electoral politics like this, but he thinks he's with the "superior future" because, well, he says so. Any man who ran a campaign like this would lose, too. And of course, this corpulent buffoon remains oblivious to the experiment where they put Rule 63 versions of both candidates against each other in a debate and Trump's advantage INCREASED as a woman.

Come on Bob, I thought "Sunlight is the best disinfectant", after all.

Have you seen his unhealthy, pallid corpse-white skin? I do not believe the man is on speaking terms with the Sun.

LOL wut?

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There is literally nothing this imbecilic manbabby won't compare to children's media.

 

[Mola Ram]

When I see this fat sack of shit trying to set himself up as the arbiter of what constitutes high art and meaningful culture in spite of his own incredibly lowbrow tastes, I can't help feeling the bile rise. That big dash of self-loathing racism doesn't help matters either, I gotta say. The author of Brick by Brick is going to simply write off huge swaths of his countrymen as worthless because they dared to vote against The Crone.

But then I see him conflate political dynasties with a fucking comic book movie franchise and I feel a brief stab of sympathy: aw, his brain, it just doesn't work right.

It's like Hillary has no responsibility whatsoever for unforced errors and catastrophic blunders like this. Her operation was begging for resources in states like Wisconsin that she could have had, while the campaign was squandering record amounts of money for states already in the bag. The reason? Pretty much corruption, favoritism, and the dumb bitch assuming victory was in the bag and with truly epic arrogance, prematurely delivering the spoils of victory.

My favorite revelation from the last few weeks about what a shitshow her campaign was behind the scenes has to be that in the last three weeks of the campaign, her wunderkind campaign manager Robby Mook stopped internal polling in favor of relying solely on analytics. You'd think they'd have learned their lesson after what happened in 1948.

 

[muina]

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This beached sea mammal is seriously ragging on people spending too much time heckling him on Twitter? When literally all he does is just A-Log anyone who didn't vote for his shriveled waifu?

 

[TowinKarz]

My favorite revelation from the last few weeks about what a shitshow her campaign was behind the scenes has to be that in the last three weeks of the campaign, her wunderkind campaign manager Robby Mook stopped internal polling in favor of relying solely on analytics. You'd think they'd have learned their lesson after what happened in 1948.

If they thought about it at all, they probably justified it with "Those were two boring old white guys, this is our white goddess against orange Hitler, it's DIFFERENT THIS TIME!"

 

[iafiv]

I think Bob doesn't understand the difference between a sequel to a movie and political dynasties.That's what happens when you base your entire life on pop culture you start to mix up reality and fiction.

 

[thismanlies]

This beached sea mammal is seriously ragging on people spending too much time heckling people on Twitter? When literally all he does is just A-Log anyone who didn't vote for his shriveled waifu?

If Bob had any self awareness, his thread would have faded from the front page a long time ago. He certainly wouldn't have 414 pages of documented exceptionalism either.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Huh. I didn't know Bob had enough of a fanbase that someone would build a TVTropes page to him, and a somewhat thorough one at that.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a jug of kerosene to drink.

Our own @LordKaT has a page on TvTropes. Don't underestimate autism.

I discovered it when I was really fucking bored one night and just started punching in random shit in the search bar.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Depends on your moral template, Eye for a eye is genrally frowned upon under most. Also by that logic Bob really does deserve all the shit he get.

 

[Foltest]

the funny part about Bobs page on tvtropes, is that one of the first things that come up when you search for him, is the page where people list why they dislike him. Or that on the /ymmv/ page, they mock him a little more.

 

[Jaimas]

I can imagine Apple buying out Nintendo.

Bob would be sitting in his basement with a magnifying glass going over iMario's sprite looking for any imperfections. And should he find a single mustache hair out of place, it'll be blarms 2.0. He'd forget about those evil Republicans and go on a months long Twitter tirade about Apple ruining his favorite franchise. Hell, Trump might even inadvertently troll his fat ass by tweeting praises about the merger. The coup de grace will happen when Bob rams his scooter into the nearest Apple store with a can of bear mace screeching how Steve Jobs ruined his vision for a superior future.

Bob fucking deifies them for Mario, ignoring how the reason that people take issue with them is everything fucking else, from it's atrocious handling of copyright to failure to support markets for its games that have been crying out for them literally forever, from it's fucking "Nanny" policies in the 90s that nearly saw the company torn to pieces by Sega to the more modern version of using Treehouse and letting them fuck with translations willy-nilly, from not even bringing games fucking everyone was asking for to VC while basically stealing work from others.

Bob will ignore these, of course. He's a fucking faggot.

 

[AnOminous]

My favorite revelation from the last few weeks about what a shitshow her campaign was behind the scenes has to be that in the last three weeks of the campaign, her wunderkind campaign manager Robby Mook stopped internal polling in favor of relying solely on analytics. You'd think they'd have learned their lesson after what happened in 1948.

They wouldn't have had to go back that far. That was a catastrophic blunder committed exactly 4 years previously by that guy whose name I forget who lost to Obama in 2012.

 

[NQ 952]

Our own @LordKaT has a page on TvTropes. Don't underestimate autism.

I discovered it when I was really fucking bored one night and just started punching in random shit in the search bar.

It's the weirdest thing to have a tvtropes page when you've contributed almost nothing to the world

 

[Bungleboy]

Imagine if Bob were the aristocrat he envisioned himself as....

 

[Mola Ram]

Imagine if Bob were the aristocrat he envisioned himself as....

Now come on. Mr. Creosote enjoyed classy buckets of food.

 

[Raiken]

Now come on. Mr. Creosote enjoyed classy buckets of food.

He also still had both feet.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He also still had both feet.

And didn't have an unhealthy shade of Simpsons Yellow as his skin.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

And didn't have an unhealthy shade of Simpsons Yellow as his skin.

He also didn't write a book on Mario 3.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob should be put behind bars and not released until he admits Jesus is Lord.

 

[Bungleboy]

Bob should have works of classic literature dropped into his feeding trough so he can at least consume them in one way.