Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The idea of Bob giving himself "cheat nights" boggles me. Like does he seriously expect us to believe he exercises and closely manages his diet?

You guys have it wrong. It's not because he's trying to throw us off. "Cheat-with-Pizza" means he's not eating Hamburgers tonight.

Did someone ask for a BINGO card?


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It's worth noting despite even my past claims I don't think Bob has ever actually brought up lunar wheat farms. A Google search suggests he's never mentioned it once. My guess is it's a mutation if criticism towards his low information pipe dreams about the Superior Future.

Ironically enough, Moon wheat features prominently on a certain Heinlein book about uppity libertarians telling the globalist government to fuck off and let them run themselves.
 
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It's worth noting despite even my past claims I don't think Bob has ever actually brought up lunar wheat farms. A Google search suggests he's never mentioned it once. My guess is it's a mutation if criticism towards his low information pipe dreams about the Superior Future.

Ironically enough, Moon wheat features prominently on a certain Heinlein book about uppity libertarians telling the globalist government to fuck off and let them run themselves.
The "wheat on the moon" quote doesn't come from his Twitter, it's something he said in a private chat with @LordKaT.
 
To quote Oasis: "I don't really wanna know.":
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DINDU NUFFIN':
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Shut the fuck up, Bob. Just shut the fuck up:
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And lastly, I thought you were results-oriented, Bob. Or who's to say pro-life liberals aren't pretending like how Hillary and Obama "pretended" to be against gay marriage:
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And here you have the Democratic Party essentially devouring their own.

And these people are wondering why the public is losing respect for them. It's because people like Bob advocate dividing their own party instead of unifying.
They seem to have this nonsense idea that those people with "old ideas" are just going to be bred out in a few generations which even if that did work that way, Bob's ilk aren't having kids.
 
So how are we moving Bob to France to be among people he says he'd want to be around and make everyone happy?

Same way the French shipped us the Statue of Liberty. I don't know what we call Moviebob though. The Statute of What's To Come?

How does this guy manage to take an election which affects him not at all, which he could not vote in, and about which he understands very little, and still be a gloating asshole about it?

Me thinks it's because he can't gloat about his team winning in his country so he tries to appeal to the French in hopes of feeling some happiness, I guess?

Don't forget that time he advocated the bombing of a sovereign nation after Britain voted to leave the EU. That was a good one.

Did he really? Wow.
 
Bob's ilk aren't having kids.
This is the greatest irony of this brand of progressivism. They talk about the progressive future all the while not breeding and their substitute for children is importing lots of diversity that hold anti-"progressive" ideas. Case and point is the pro-life Democrats. Do you know which large group has a pro-life position and is very religious but mainly votes Democrat? Hispanics.
 
Bob's clearly an authority on the French election since he's 1/16th French.

Also, Bob est plein de saindoux et de merde.

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What part is that? The French fries?

Same way the French shipped us the Statue of Liberty.

They also helped fund the American Revolution, or at least Louis XVI did. Ironically, squandering money on foreign affairs like this while his own country went to shit was one of many contributing factors to the French Revolution.
 
How does this guy manage to take an election which affects him not at all, which he could not vote in, and about which he understands very little, and still be a gloating asshole about it?
Simple. Bob and SJW's as a whole are picking up the old habit of liberal's during the Bush Jr. era of living vicariously through Europe. Sort of a "Murica is stupid and backward's but Progressive and Enlightened Europe is well on track to the Superior Future. The buzz will wear off in a day or two when then They remember Trump/Republician's still exist.
 
The "wheat on the moon" quote doesn't come from his Twitter, it's something he said in a private chat with @LordKaT.

I stand corrected then. I wonder where he got the idea. In Moon is a Harsh Mistress, the lunar wheat farms feed basically the entirety of India, but the reasoning is Earth is so overcrowded (over a trillion) they have no room for farming and sending grain down the gravity well is extremely cheap for the amount shipped. And bureaucratic mismanagement and globalist corruption basically gilt the farmers and they stage a revolt. I feel Heinlein might be too right-wing for Bob so I can't imagine he's read much of it, but at the same time he's a closet Randroid.
 
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I'm going to hold off my fanboy annoyance at Bob bringing up "negative zone experiments" with an image of a device that connects to the Council of Reeds (this was in Hickman's run) and ask again why bother putting the effort in bringing them into the MCU when it will likely be gone in a few years? Why not do something even more shocking like Marvel moving on to cover any of their non-capeshit IPs to help ward off the superhero fatigue?

Bob, stop proving me right about you being willful to help Marvel (Both Studios and Entertainment) kill itself if that means you get goofy movies right now. Disney is the only safety net here. I don't know why you think it's worth it.
 
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I'm going to hold off my fanboy annoyance at Bob bringing up "negative zone experiments" with an image of a device that connects to the Council of Reeds (this was in Hickman's run) and ask again why bother putting the effort in bringing them into the MCU when it will likely be gone in a few years? Why not do something even more shocking like Marvel moving on to cover any of their non-capeshit IPs to help ward off the superhero fatigue?

Bob, stop proving me right about you being willful to help Marvel (Both Studios and Entertainment) kill itself if that means you get goofy movies right now. Disney is the only safety net here. I don't know why you think it's worth it.
This is Bob your talking about. Once he decides he's a fan of something he will defend it to the death. No matter what the reality is. No matter how much he has to twist and contort his mind to rationalize it. Nintendo, the MCU, Hillary, He's the ultimate fanboy/useful idiot.
 
This is Bob your talking about. Once he decides he's a fan of something he will defend it to the death. No matter what the reality is. No matter how much he has to twist and contort his mind to rationalize it. Nintendo, the MCU, Hillary, He's the ultimate fanboy/useful idiot.
Exactly, which is why I keep questioning why he wants to push more superhero MCU films out there when Marvel itself has an existential crisis on it's hands. Marvel Studios is at the mercy of a superhero film fad and Marvel Entertainment is now comically incompetent and now broke after leeching off Studios until the split. He's valuing more MCU movies right now over the properties he's fanboying over having a future (Does he even actually like comics?).

Sorry if I'm not explaining my rambling that well.
 
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They seem to have this nonsense idea that those people with "old ideas" are just going to be bred out in a few generations which even if that did work that way, Bob's ilk aren't having kids.

Not to mention those people with "old ideas" actually show up to the polls on election day, unlike footless faggots like Blob and his social justice cult. They don't seem to have learned that ranting on social media before and on election day doesn't change shit.
 
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