Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Darndirty]

Lol like he'd ever have a reason to travel anywhere. What is there a big demand for mario experts in china?

 

[MarineN*423543]

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I'm thinking 食屎啦白癡死肥柒!

But killing ppl for not playing nintendo games i not facist at all he lardass?

 

[Count groudon]

Again, N O P R O O F.
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"Lets".
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Bob justifying his manchildishness:
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Ross A. Lincoln doing what he does best, being a strawmanning cuck:
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And lastly, another "I'm right, you're wrong" rant.
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Bob calling other people "foolish [and] obsessive".

BONUS: Bob sees Guardians 2 again, and somehow manages not to be the most exceptional looking person in the picture. Also, to the lady blocking his feet:
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Even when he's surrounded by a gaggle of complete mouth-breathers, Bob still manages to look the most socially retarded with his XXXXL Super Mario Bros 2 shirt.

All joking aside Bob really does look so out of place here. While the other guys in the picture are pretty dorky, they still look like they know how to enjoy themselves and they're happy being with a group of their friends doing something they like doing. Then there's Bob with his spergy attire, greasy neckbeard, and the thousand yard stare that could only belong to somebody who despises being out in the open and would much rather prefer to be in his basement fuming about his superior future ideals on Twitter if the offer of a superhero movie and fast food afterwards wasn't so enticing.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Of course he has a hard-on for the country which literally destroyed its own history for being problematic.

 

[More Spicey Than Coolwhip]

But China doesn't take in refugees either, and I doubt they are as "enlightened" about identity politics as Blobbo is.

 

[Keystone]

With every "lol normal people are so stupid" tweet he makes, the urge to sock him in the face grows a bit more.

You'd have to get through about 2 feet of blubber and fat before your first connected with any bone. Even a trained fighter would struggle with that.

 

[muina]

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You know what's always satisfying? Watching some rando completely destroy Bob in a single tweet while he takes several in an attempt to respond to it, all while never actually addressing what the rando was talking about in the first place. Especially since this guy in particular is so succinct in his insult.

EDIT: Wait, shit, I misread it, I thought Bob was replying to him. Sometimes Twitter's setup confuses me.

 

[Lackadaisy]

For a second there, I thought that "genetically inferior people" comment was just a throwing a direct quote of Bob's back at him. Then I saw the "fat" part.

 

[Adamska]

Bob's an IMAX projector with his attempts to call the common man a fascist. Hell, he's technically wide enough to count as the screen too.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I still prefer democracy over the demands of a king, Bob. This is America.

 

[Adamska]

I still prefer democracy over the demands of a king, Bob. This is America.

But it's not the superior America it can be in his sugar-damaged mind. For one thing it isn't run by the people who actually tried to rig the vote; and it's not trying to kill off all our yobs so we suffer Great Depression levels of unemployment.

I mean, this is a guy who wants essentially a cyberpunk future while thinking it will be like the Star Trek.

 

[BR55]

In Bob's mind his role in the Superior Future is akin to the likes of Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato. A philosopher who is carried through life by the adoring commoners because His "insights" are just so great and important. Of course the aforementioned philosophers actually taught others and had interesting and thought provoking insights unlike Big Bobby C. Although knowing Bob if He actually knew about Plato's concept of the Philosopher King He would undoubtably be all for it.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

It always delights me when I see an adult man who never grew out of his "nobody understands me because I'm too smart for them" high-school phase. It delights me even more when they call for the death of democracy and the removal of human rights from "inferior" people. Once again, the horseshoe theory is in action.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"[Warhammer banner]" - Bob Chipman, a man with a Super Mario Bros. 2 banner.

Jesus Fucking Christ, this is getting ridiculous.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

"[Warhammer banner]" - Bob Chipman, a man with a Super Mario Bros. 2 banner.

Jesus Fucking Christ, this is getting ridiculous.

To be accurate, a Warhammer 40k banner with Trump as the Immortal God-Emperor. Which is a JOKE. One of those arcane concepts that Blobby doesn't understand.

At least 40k is more respectable to have as a banner then Super Fucking Mario.

EDIT: Reading the guy's Twitter feed, he's pretty pro-Trump, but not to the extent of the cows we mock. It doesn't look like he spends every waking moment obsessing, he just shitposts when things happen. A respectable man.

 

[Respectable Drunkard]

In Bob's mind his role in the Superior Future is akin to the likes of Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato.

Any future where Bob drinks hemlock is a superior one.

 

[Bungleboy]

I can't wait for the part of the Superior Future where Blobbo has to get a real job.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I can't wait for the part of the Superior Future where Blobbo has to get a real job.

In his superior future sitting around and bitching on Twitter is a real job. I wish I was kidding.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

For a second there, I thought that "genetically inferior people" comment was just a throwing a direct quote of Bob's back at him. Then I saw the "fat" part.

Well, Bob did have the nerve to lecture gamers about getting exercise. So Bob's hypocrisy is such that I wouldn't be surprised to find a quote out there of him being angry about fat inferior people.