Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pokemonquistador]

This was posted in here before, but Bob did a video where he railed against committed relationships and extolled the virtues of sleeping around:

I haven't been willing to pay this much attention to Bob, but is he one of those Nu-Males who thinks that the only thing keeping women from swarming his arid, untouched cock are outdated, heteropatriarchal standards of behavior imposed upon them by the Androcracy? Does he not realize that if he were to unleash the female ID and give women complete sexual freedom without consequence or fear of reputational recrimination, that balding, spheroid, cheeto-fanciers like himself would be LESS likely to score than they are now? Does he not realize that the chiseled Chads that he hates would reap the highest percentage of the booty bounty, in a world where women no longer need boring beta men to provide for or protect them?

Yeah, sure, Blob. It's the fear of slut-shaming that's keeping the women from riding your crotch-rocket. It's not the fact that you have the type of body that, a hundred years ago, could have netted you a profitable spot in the circus freak-show circuit.

 

[Bungleboy]

>Calls other people mediocre

>Was a third-tier web personality at best in his prime

 

[cypocryphy]

Blob should be careful here. Large traditional families are a staple of Latino communities and he's implicitly calling them backwards and mediocre. Big social justice no-no.

Yeah, that goes for many of his other precious "POC's" as well. He just has "white people suck" on the brain constantly and isn't even aware of anything else.

 

[The Nothingness]

I get the feeling Bob's the type who was getting shoved in the locker by the D&D club as well.

He probably got shoved in the locker by the kindergartners.

And the janitorial staff.

And his brother.

And the Principal

And the preschoolers.

Especially the preschool girls.

The Amish kids probably beat him up too

 

[Bungleboy]

Has Moviebob ever made a crack about "neckbeards"? He seems like the kind of person to have that little self awareness.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I haven't been willing to pay this much attention to Bob, but is he one of those Nu-Males who thinks that the only thing keeping women from swarming his arid, untouched cock are outdated, heteropatriarchal standards of behavior imposed upon them by the Androcracy? Does he not realize that if he were to unleash the female ID and give women complete sexual freedom without consequence or fear of reputational recrimination, that balding, spheroid, cheeto-fanciers like himself would be LESS likely to score than they are now? Does he not realize that the chiseled Chads that he hates would reap the highest percentage of the booty bounty, in a world where women no longer need boring beta men to provide for or protect them?

Yeah, sure, Blob. It's the fear of slut-shaming that's keeping the women from riding your crotch-rocket. It's not the fact that you have the type of body that, a hundred years ago, could have netted you a profitable spot in the circus freak-show circuit.

Bob Chipman can't provide for a woman under traditional values either. He's buggered either way.

 

[BR55]

Has Moviebob ever made a crack about "neckbeards"? He seems like the kind of person to have that little self awareness.

He Does have that little, i.e. none at all, self awareness. This is the guy who considers Himself a high class thinker who consumes junk/fast food by the truckload while calling things like Nintendo games and the MCU the best thing to happen to pop culture since Shakespeare. Which is ironic when you think about it. A useless fatass who eats loads of shit while enjoying mass produced broad appeal entertainment... Sounds a lot like those rednecks he so hates. Or to be more accurate what he thinks those rednecks/Trump voters/Republicians are like.

 

[Bass]

He doesn't want those bible thumping, Trump voting, stuffing-him-in-the-locker Chad Thundercock sports jocks having all the women.

Remember, he never left highschool mentally.

Lol, he wouldn't fit in the locker. He was stuffed in the locker room instead.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Lol, he wouldn't fit in the locker. He was stuffed in the locker room instead.

I bet he barely fit through the locker room door.

 

[Bass]

I bet he barely fit through the locker room door.

He fit just fine once his feet were amputated

 

[cypocryphy]

For all the sperging he does about the "superior future" and dumb rednecks holding it back by voting Trump....the average "redneck" is much more useful than him. They can probably fix something on their own vehicle for example. Meanwhile, I doubt MovieBlimp could even change a flat tire.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

For all the sperging he does about the "superior future" and dumb rednecks holding it back by voting Trump....the average "redneck" is much more useful than him. They can probably fix something on their own vehicle for example. Meanwhile, I doubt MovieBlimp could even change a flat tire.

Well, if Brick by brick is any indication, he knows how to clean up an air conditioner

Which means he is as smart as the retarted son of Captain Hero in Drawn Together

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

For all the sperging he does about the "superior future" and dumb rednecks holding it back by voting Trump....the average "redneck" is much more useful than him. They can probably fix something on their own vehicle for example. Meanwhile, I doubt MovieBlimp could even change a flat tire.

Rednecks are surprisingly resourceful. People laugh when they make those ridiculous contraptions out of their vehicles or when they use simple household items to fix something complex, but the fact is as silly as it looks it's pretty damn ingenious. That kind of thing takes engineering skill and, dare I say, intelligence.

For all his technocratic shilling, Bob fails to realize that rednecks are much more knowledgeable than him when it comes to engineering and things that actually matter about technology. They know way more than he does about fixing things and using common household items to make something cool and useful. But because they voted for Trump they're scum.

 

[HY 140]

Which means he is as smart as the retarted son of Captain Hero in Drawn Together

you mean thats not already blob

 

[SuperSheep]

I have an uncle, who is a conservative paranoid conspiracy theorist with literal brain damage (man got hit in the head with a steel beam IIRC). He has way more skills than Bob ever did. Man was a farmer for years, and farmers need to be clever and resourceful.

Bob on the other hand, longs for a day when automation and wealth redistribution would make it so he gets paid to sit on his ass all day.

 

[SoberBlitz]

Got another Gameover Thinker episode. Bob is proudly wearing his nostalgia on his sleeve, because here we have a list of the top ten gaming consoles.

To save people's time and the pain of watching the video, here's Bob's list, reasoning included:
10. Xbox 360: Good diversity of games, online play and mutlimedia functions
9. Playstation: Sony only got good because Nintendo allowed them to.
8. Nintendo Wii: Nintendo fought against the rising tide of modern gaming, Wii was the last good family play console.
7. Sega Genesis: 16-bit Vietnam, neither side can escape each other. Also had some good games.
6. Nintendo 64: Holy because it created the gaming environment for the next two decades.
5. Dreamcast: Martyr console, last of the "games for games sake". Sony killed the old ways.
4. Atari 2600: Doomed the industry, laid groundwork for gaming.
3. Super NES: Best library, brought in a bunch of revolutionary changes.
2. NES: Nintendo saved gaming (Also yeah, not #1)
1. Playstation 2: Sony changed everything, changed gaming, movies, consumerism.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Got another Gameover Thinker episode. Bob is proudly wearing his nostalgia on his sleeve, because here we have a list of the top ten gaming consoles.

To save people's time and the pain of watching the video, here's Bob's list, reasoning included:
10. Xbox 360: Good diversity of games, online play and mutlimedia functions
9. Playstation: Sony only got good because Nintendo allowed them to.
8. Nintendo Wii: Nintendo fought against the rising tide of modern gaming, Wii was the last good family play console.
7. Sega Genesis: 16-bit Vietnam, neither side can escape each other. Also had some good games.
6. Nintendo 64: Holy because it created the gaming environment for the next two decades.
5. Dreamcast: Martyr console, last of the "games for games sake". Sony killed the old ways.
4. Atari 2600: Doomed the industry, laid groundwork for gaming.
3. Super NES: Best library, brought in a bunch of revolutionary changes.
2. NES: Nintendo saved gaming (Also yeah, not #1)
1. Playstation 2: Sony changed everything, changed gaming, movies, consumerism.

I'm amazed he put a Sony system above his sacred Nintendo waifu. Hell, I'm amazed the entire list isn't just Nintendo systems.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I'm amazed he put a Sony system above his sacred Nintendo waifu. Hell, I'm amazed the entire list isn't just Nintendo systems.

I'm surprised he put the Xbox 360 on there at all considering its association with the dudebros he hates.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Got another Gameover Thinker episode. Bob is proudly wearing his nostalgia on his sleeve, because here we have a list of the top ten gaming consoles.

To save people's time and the pain of watching the video, here's Bob's list, reasoning included:
10. Xbox 360: Good diversity of games, online play and mutlimedia functions
9. Playstation: Sony only got good because Nintendo allowed them to.
8. Nintendo Wii: Nintendo fought against the rising tide of modern gaming, Wii was the last good family play console.
7. Sega Genesis: 16-bit Vietnam, neither side can escape each other. Also had some good games.
6. Nintendo 64: Holy because it created the gaming environment for the next two decades.
5. Dreamcast: Martyr console, last of the "games for games sake". Sony killed the old ways.
4. Atari 2600: Doomed the industry, laid groundwork for gaming.
3. Super NES: Best library, brought in a bunch of revolutionary changes.
2. NES: Nintendo saved gaming (Also yeah, not #1)
1. Playstation 2: Sony changed everything, changed gaming, movies, consumerism.

Runner-Up:
GameCube: "Y'know the square shape really compliments my round shape"

 

[HY 140]

GameCube: "Y'know the square shape really compliments my round shape"

"too bad its not a real lunchbox, i once tried to keep my KFC in it"

Got another Gameover Thinker episode. Bob is proudly wearing his nostalgia on his sleeve, because here we have a list of the top ten gaming consoles.

To save people's time and the pain of watching the video, here's Bob's list, reasoning included:

1. Xbox 360: Good diversity of games, online play and mutlimedia functions
2. Playstation: Sony only got good because Nintendo allowed them to.
3. Nintendo Wii: Nintendo fought against the rising tide of modern gaming, Wii was the last good family play console.
4. Sega Genesis: 16-bit Vietnam, neither side can escape each other. Also had some good games.
5. Nintendo 64: Holy because it created the gaming environment for the next two decades.
6. Dreamcast: Martyr console, last of the "games for games sake". Sony killed the old ways.
7. Atari 2600: Doomed the industry, laid groundwork for gaming.
8. Super NES: Best library, brought in a bunch of revolutionary changes.
9. NES: Nintendo saved gaming (Also yeah, not #1)
10. Playstation 2: Sony changed everything, changed gaming, movies, consumerism.

anyone else wanna see what he considers the worst consoles, $20 say he puts the Sega Saturn or orginal xbox on that list