Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Rednecks are surprisingly resourceful. People laugh when they make those ridiculous contraptions out of their vehicles or when they use simple household items to fix something complex, but the fact is as silly as it looks it's pretty damn ingenious. That kind of thing takes engineering skill and, dare I say, intelligence.

For all his technocratic shilling, Bob fails to realize that rednecks are much more knowledgeable than him when it comes to engineering and things that actually matter about technology. They know way more than he does about fixing things and using common household items to make something cool and useful. But because they voted for Trump they're scum.

Bob has a flabby hard on for automation. In the Superior future, actual mechanical and agricultural engineering skill is obsolete. Robots handle all of that, so the only engineers who matter are the ones who can fix the robots.

Which still doesn't describe Bob.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Bob has a flabby hard on for automation. In the Superior future, actual mechanical and agricultural engineering skill is obsolete. Robots handle all of that, so the only engineers who matter are the ones who can fix the robots.

Which still doesn't describe Bob.

Or squelch the robot uprising, which definitely doesn't.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm gonna be on vacation for most of the week and consequently won't have jack shit in terms of internet access. So as a gift, here's all the dumb shit he's said today.

This dump features: More political sperging! Being unable to take jokes! Blowing Guardians 2 even more! Acting like a know-it-all Hollywood analyst! Ad hominems! A yard party I'm half-convinced exists only in his head! and his biggest lie yet, Caring about the Celtics game!

Also featured are retweets for a McIntosh-tier article about (you guessed it) Guardians 2, and a director who begs the question: "What if Bob was successful, but still acted the same as he does now?"

Spoiler: Enjoy!

 

[Absolutego]

I made it to Bob lecturing the GOP on the finer elements of stacking up ice cream scoops before I had to stop to make sure I didn't pop a lung laughing.

 

[cypocryphy]

Do you know what other group of people are known for being anti-Semitic, Bob?....

I also love how he just avoids answering the tweet with his usual snarkiness.

 

[Keystone]

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Please stay away from small children, Bob -- metaphorical or otherwise.

 

[Dr. Dik]

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Bob is clearly upset because the burgers that he shoves down his throat are going to change.

Also why the hell is he pretending to care about basketball? Is he trying to make himself seem friendly to the black brethren or something?

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

He's has to know how transparent it looks when he goes and does that "[checks feed]" thing, right? Right? Like everyone realizes that you just don't want to answer the question because you either don't know or don't like the answer, Bob.

(Oh who am I kidding, of course he doesn't)

 

[Shokew]

Got another Gameover Thinker episode. Bob is proudly wearing his nostalgia on his sleeve, because here we have a list of the top ten gaming consoles.

To save people's time and the pain of watching the video, here's Bob's list, reasoning included:
10. Xbox 360: Good diversity of games, online play and mutlimedia functions
9. Playstation: Sony only got good because Nintendo allowed them to.
8. Nintendo Wii: Nintendo fought against the rising tide of modern gaming, Wii was the last good family play console.
7. Sega Genesis: 16-bit Vietnam, neither side can escape each other. Also had some good games.
6. Nintendo 64: Holy because it created the gaming environment for the next two decades.
5. Dreamcast: Martyr console, last of the "games for games sake". Sony killed the old ways.
4. Atari 2600: Doomed the industry, laid groundwork for gaming.
3. Super NES: Best library, brought in a bunch of revolutionary changes.
2. NES: Nintendo saved gaming (Also yeah, not #1)
1. Playstation 2: Sony changed everything, changed gaming, movies, consumerism.

I swear, if he wasn't shill-paid to do THIS, he'd be having sex with every Nintendo console he can find (in no particular order, to make it worse!) and that would be his real countdown. That would mean he put some actual effort into this (if we can call it that... Almost... OK, not really... either way, don't stop now, ya fat bastard).

I'm gonna be on vacation for most of the week and consequently won't have jack shit in terms of internet access. So as a gift, here's all the dumb shit he's said today.

This dump features: More political sperging! Being unable to take jokes! Blowing Guardians 2 even more! Acting like a know-it-all Hollywood analyst! Ad hominems! A yard party I'm half-convinced exists only in his head! and his biggest lie yet, Caring about the Celtics game!

Also featured are retweets for a McIntosh-tier article about (you guessed it) Guardians 2, and a director who begs the question: "What if Bob was successful, but still acted the same as he does now?"

Spoiler: Enjoy!

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I admit I feel sorry for the black folk in NC having a hard time because there's not a lot of people in power truly looking out for them in places like that. Then again, TBH for a moment, if you can't take care of yourself, you've got a problem, which I'm confident some of these niggas wanting a handout from the Dems, do, rather than finding real work (and not being dependent on the state to deal with their shite, like our dear fat bastard here wants - all to himself, as well!). And... that's about it.

Also, as someone who enjoyed GotG2 for what it is (just a silly-ass distraction with more effort than usual put into it), Bob can just go back to sexing up his Nintendo consoles, already.

 

[Lensherr]

I'm gonna be on vacation for most of the week and consequently won't have jack shit in terms of internet access. So as a gift, here's all the dumb shit he's said today.

This dump features: More political sperging! Being unable to take jokes! Blowing Guardians 2 even more! Acting like a know-it-all Hollywood analyst! Ad hominems! A yard party I'm half-convinced exists only in his head! and his biggest lie yet, Caring about the Celtics game!

Also featured are retweets for a McIntosh-tier article about (you guessed it) Guardians 2, and a director who begs the question: "What if Bob was successful, but still acted the same as he does now?"

Spoiler: Enjoy!

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The top tweet is a perfect display of what a sniveling coward Bob is. You can tell he knows he can't erect a defensible position when he brings up a person's feed as a way of dismissing them. I'd love to see him try that if he was, say, called out on his Islam-fellation by someone like Sam Harris or Ayaan Hirsi-Ali.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm amazed he put a Sony system above his sacred Nintendo waifu. Hell, I'm amazed the entire list isn't just Nintendo systems.

If he did, he'd have to include Virtual Boy, and I don't think the living lard bucket is that desperate.

I made it to Bob lecturing the GOP on the finer elements of stacking up ice cream scoops before I had to stop to make sure I didn't pop a lung laughing.

Well bob would know, he probably goes for triple or quadruple scoop cones.

 

[BlueSpark]

lol at Blob not knowing that "alot" isn't a fucking word despite being a writer by profession.

The top tweet is a perfect display of what a sniveling coward Bob is. You can tell he knows he can't erect a defensible position when he brings up a person's feed as a way of dismissing them. I'd love to see him try that if he was, say, called out on his Islam-fellation by someone like Sam Harris or Ayaan Hirsi-Ali.

The leftists have hated those people for their inconvenient facts for a while now (wasn't Hirsi-Ali named as Islamophobic by one of those leftist "anti-hate" organizations in the U.S.?).
He'd just list to a leftist article calling them evil bigots.

 

[Positron]

For someone who imagines himself to be a technological elite, he is surprising ignorant about... well everything actually.

Reminder that this fucker has no problem with "extreme data mining".

"White racists" are also spoiling nice things like breathing air and eating food. Where is your Superior Future now?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

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"White racists" are also spoiling nice things like breathing air and eating food. Where is your Superior Future now?

Why would Blob need a boat? He's clearly buoyant on his own.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Why would Blob need a boat? He's clearly buoyant on his own.

He's going to need a place to keep his deep fryer to toss fish into.

 

[Lensherr]

He's going to need a place to keep his deep fryer to toss fish into.

That, and he's a pretty enticing meal for sharks.

 

[Bob Page]

That, and he's a pretty enticing meal for sharks.

The sharks would get coronaries from eating him.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

That, and he's a pretty enticing meal for sharks.

M0viebob is more than enough to feed a theoretical ecosystem of Megalodons.

 

[FatNero]

For someone who imagines himself to be a technological elite, he is surprising ignorant about... well everything actually.

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Reminder that this fucker has no problem with "extreme data mining".

This was the actual plot of homeland this season. It was basically the evil CIA hired evil not-alex-jones to create a fake person farm to create fake alt righters to post on internet stories to get people elected.

Bob would love it.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

>Calls other people mediocre

>Was a third-tier web personality at best in his prime

That's generous.

If he was 3rd tier, I probably would have heard of him before today.