Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Detrogen]

Why would Blob need a boat? He's clearly buoyant on his own.

Fat may be buoyant, but we're all aware of just how dense Bob is.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

MOOviebob

FTFY

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Fat may be buoyant, but we're all aware of just how dense Bob is.

He'd sink to the bottom if the sharks didn't get to him first.

 

[HY 140]

He'd sink to the bottom if the sharks didn't get to him first.

nah I think the whales would adopt him as own their own

 

[Adamska]

Blob would turn the world ocean into broth if he hit it due to how much fat and butter oozes out of his pores.

 

[Mola Ram]

Boston PD once sent a unit to recover a bloated corpse from the waterfront, but it turned out it was just Bob sunbathing.

 

[Lensherr]

Paht III of his Hah to Fix the Fantahstic Fowah series:

 

[Mola Ram]

Paht III of his Hah to Fix the Fantahstic Fowah series:

Very simple two-step plan to fixing the FF:

1) Build a time machine.

2) Go back to any point between 1961 and 1989, when anyone actually gave a wet shit about this.

 

[SoberBlitz]

Boston PD once sent a unit to recover a bloated corpse from the waterfront, but it turned out it was just Bob sunbathing.

Bob would probably get all known forms of skin cancer for going out into the sun.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob would probably get all known forms of skin cancer for going out into the sun.

Gotta be better for him than the moldy basement where he currently lairs.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

That he actually literally lives in a basement which is yes, presumably moldy after the recent flooding and covered in video games and Mario posters while simultaneously broadcasting constantly how much better he is than everyone...well it makes my heart smile.

 

[Lensherr]

Very simple two-step plan to fixing the FF:

1) Build a time machine.

2) Go back to any point between 1961 and 1989, when anyone actually gave a wet shit about this.

In his defense, hardly anyone outside of hardcore comic book fans gave a shit or even knew about the Guardians of the Galaxy before their movie.

 

[Mola Ram]

In his defense, hardly anyone outside of hardcore comic book fans gave a shit or even knew about the Guardians of the Galaxy before their movie.

True, but Guardians was more of a longshot risk that paid off because they gave an offbeat director his head instead of putting the reins on him. FF has had three chances and blown every single one of them (or two and a half, I guess, depending on how you count the Roger Corman version). No one was talking about fixing it.

Plus Bob's ideas mostly suck.

 

[Positron]

Bob Chipman for President!

Strange, I distinctly remember he recently said "white garbage people" cannot be won back and the Dems should stop trying.

And I don't want to screen cap the following; I put it in text form instead:

MINI-THREAD: If you were Trump and you wanted to blow-up the idea of Left unity for a few years, what would you do? Here's what I'd do:

Propose KEEPING or - even expanding - federal initiatives for jobs and education aimed at minority participation, but make them "colorblind" and "based on economic background" instead. "Everyone poor should get affirmative action, not just certain races!" Kaboom. That's a Dems/Berniecrats and Boomers/Millennials civil war. And it SOUNDS exactly "fair and logical" (if you're completely ignorant of history and demographics) to be *seriously* debated on cable.

P.S. I didn't invent this, this has been an alt-right talking point since before they were even called that.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Strange, I distinctly remember he recently said "white garbage people" cannot be won back and the Dems should stop trying.

Well maybe you could win them back by not calling them "white garbage people." People don't like following those who actively resent them.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

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Bob Chipman for President!

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Strange, I distinctly remember he recently said "white garbage people" cannot be won back and the Dems should stop trying.

And I don't want to screen cap the following; I put it in text form instead:

Bob seems to be ignorant of the fact his side did run the show for eight years straight. And they accomplished jack dick. If anything they totally failed because all they did was pave the way for "evolution's leavings" to kick them out and put in someone else.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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Strange, I distinctly remember he recently said "white garbage people" cannot be won back and the Dems should stop trying.

And I don't want to screen cap the following; I put it in text form instead:

Wouldn't that been a legit improvement to Affirmative Action though? I don't like AA in the first place but if you're trying to screw around with the numbers to try to help the disadvantaged, why not do just that instead making it race based? I don't see the ignorance in that statement unless Bob, my white savior, would like to elaborate. Poor black people would still get the bump people like people want to give them.

Also lol "on cable". TV's for idiots like Bob.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Bob seems to be ignorant of the fact his side did run the show for eight years straight. And they accomplished jack dick. If anything they totally failed because all they did was pave the way for "evolution's leavings" to kick them out and put in someone else.

The US economy grew by over 4 trillion dollars between 2008 and 2016, so they must have accomplished something. What they didn't accomplish was running an election campaign which convinced enough people to stay on their side. Given how controversial Trump was, it was theirs to lose, and they lost it.

People like Bob Chipman will never admit that failure, though. It's always everyone else's fault that it didn't go their way.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's a cliche at this point to say "this is how you got Trump," but Bob's incredible attitude is a big fucking reason why you got Trump. If he used that kind of terminology about virtually any other group -- say, the inner city, or Hispanic communities -- he'd be hounded off Twitter as a disgusting racist, and rightly so. Whatever kind of stupidity Trump gets up to, the Democrats aren't going to lay a finger on him -- or at least anything they do will only serve as a delaying action -- until they confront why this country rolled the dice on a guy like him. Total contempt for everyone in flyover country from the self-described elite was a major component.

I know it's just a fucking joke -- this obese, bitter, self-obsessed, self-important, developmentally arrested, walking intestinal blockage putting himself on a pedestal as an exemplar of the One True Way Forward -- but when he goes off like this I itch for a crowbar to lay across his stupid face.

How can we lure Bob into a blue collar bar and get him to start opining on the guys who drink there?

 

[Lackadaisy]

It's a cliche at this point to say "this is how you got Trump," but Bob's incredible attitude is a big fucking reason why you got Trump. If he used that kind of terminology about virtually any other group -- say, the inner city, or Hispanic communities -- he'd be hounded off Twitter as a disgusting racist, and rightly so. Whatever kind of stupidity Trump gets up to, the Democrats aren't going to lay a finger on him -- or at least anything they do will only serve as a delaying action -- until they confront why this country rolled the dice on a guy like him. Total contempt for everyone in flyover country from the self-described elite was a major component.

I know it's just a fucking joke -- this obese, bitter, self-obsessed, self-important, developmentally arrested, walking intestinal blockage putting himself on a pedestal as an exemplar of the One True Way Forward -- but when he goes off like this I itch for a crowbar to lay across his stupid face.

How can we lure Bob into a blue collar bar and get him to start opining on the guys who drink there?

>implying he can leave his basement