Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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In his latest speech, Mario Mussolini rallies his troops against the trash people.

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I know he's serious but sometimes Bob plays into the stereotypical smug liberals jackass so perfectly it almost feels like he's doing his own Deagle Nation style performance art.
 
I do wonder which world does Bob think the US is giving a negative imagine towards?The world of Russia or China yeah i'm sure the US comes across badly compared to them?Or maybe Latin America which includes countries like Mexico and its drug war,Venezuala and its economic meltdown.Or maybe most of the countries of Africa that almost no one in the West cares about despite what so called liberals might say.So at most we're talking about close US allies.So basically 15% of the population at most.
As for republicans being bad people well someone should ask him 'Hey remember that black guy that shot two journalists because they were white in 2015?Or that black guy that shot 4 people in Fresno because he was thinking of starting a race war or some stuff.Bad apples exist in every group.'
Or maybe someone should ask him the obvious in what way is a fat diabetic from Boston an evolved human being?If Bob loooked more like Chris Evans he might at least have a certain point but he looks like the stereotypical overly obsessed comic book fan.
 
Take his quotes out of context and I would swear you made them up. Bob really is just a walking er... waddling parody.

If you wanted to lead the Democrats to an electoral disaster the likes of which haven't been seen since 1972 or 1984, it'd be hard to come up with a better strategy than dismiss blue collar, rural, suburban, religious, and Rust Belt voters as worthless human trash.
 
Let's not forget this is an image Bob takes pride in. Often going so far as to substitute himself with images of the "Comic Book Guy" from Simpsons.
IIRC, the difference between them is that Comic Book Guy got married.

Yes, a fictional cartoon character managed to find and maintain a stable relationship. Bob has yet to do the same. Wrap your brains around that.

EDIT: Projection speaks louder than words:
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IIRC, the difference between them is that Comic Book Guy got married.

Yes, a fictional cartoon character managed to find and maintain a stable relationship. Bob has yet to do the same. Wrap your brains around that.

Comic Book Guys has an IQ of about 150 and a Master's Degree in Mythology and Folklore. He's also a successful small business owner who clearly has a lot of economic clout in his town. He is objectively a success. Unlike Bob, who is a fake internet critic with no feet and a belief Kansas Republicans are the only thing keeping humanity from developing nanobots.
 
Here's the thing: Bob is ex-fucking-actly like the Party members in 1984. What becomes acceptable and even heroic when his side does it becomes evil when the other side does the same, and he believes both things at the same time.

Bob's outlook in one sentence is pretty much just "WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA"
Eurasia was supposd to be Russia right? So he Bob checks that box too. He literally is a 1984 character.
 
Comic Book Guys has an IQ of about 150 and a Master's Degree in Mythology and Folklore. He's also a successful small business owner who clearly has a lot of economic clout in his town. He is objectively a success. Unlike Bob, who is a fake internet critic with no feet and a belief Kansas Republicans are the only thing keeping humanity from developing nanobots.

I'm trying to think of a Simpsons character he best represents, but none of them are two-dimensional enough.
 
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