Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pointless Pedant]

In his latest speech, Mario Mussolini rallies his troops against the trash people.

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The United States wouldn't project nearly so much backward uselessness if you just shut up for a week, Bob.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

In his latest speech, Mario Mussolini rallies his troops against the trash people.

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I know he's serious but sometimes Bob plays into the stereotypical smug liberals jackass so perfectly it almost feels like he's doing his own Deagle Nation style performance art.

 

[AnOminous]

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If even literally murdering children isn't enough for you to realize terrorists are bad people, just fucking kys already.

 

[iafiv]

I do wonder which world does Bob think the US is giving a negative imagine towards?The world of Russia or China yeah i'm sure the US comes across badly compared to them?Or maybe Latin America which includes countries like Mexico and its drug war,Venezuala and its economic meltdown.Or maybe most of the countries of Africa that almost no one in the West cares about despite what so called liberals might say.So at most we're talking about close US allies.So basically 15% of the population at most.
As for republicans being bad people well someone should ask him 'Hey remember that black guy that shot two journalists because they were white in 2015?Or that black guy that shot 4 people in Fresno because he was thinking of starting a race war or some stuff.Bad apples exist in every group.'
Or maybe someone should ask him the obvious in what way is a fat diabetic from Boston an evolved human being?If Bob loooked more like Chris Evans he might at least have a certain point but he looks like the stereotypical overly obsessed comic book fan.

 

[BR55]

I know he's serious but sometimes Bob plays into the stereotypical smug liberals jackass so perfectly it almost feels like he's doing his own Deagle Nation style performance art.

Take his quotes out of context and I would swear you made them up. Bob really is just a walking er... waddling parody.

 

[Mola Ram]

Take his quotes out of context and I would swear you made them up. Bob really is just a walking er... waddling parody.

If you wanted to lead the Democrats to an electoral disaster the likes of which haven't been seen since 1972 or 1984, it'd be hard to come up with a better strategy than dismiss blue collar, rural, suburban, religious, and Rust Belt voters as worthless human trash.

 

[Detrogen]

he looks like the stereotypical overly obsessed comic book fan.

Let's not forget this is an image Bob takes pride in. Often going so far as to substitute himself with images of the "Comic Book Guy" from Simpsons.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Let's not forget this is an image Bob takes pride in. Often going so far as to substitute himself with images of the "Comic Book Guy" from Simpsons.

IIRC, the difference between them is that Comic Book Guy got married.

Yes, a fictional cartoon character managed to find and maintain a stable relationship. Bob has yet to do the same. Wrap your brains around that.

EDIT: Projection speaks louder than words:

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

IIRC, the difference between them is that Comic Book Guy got married.

Yes, a fictional cartoon character managed to find and maintain a stable relationship. Bob has yet to do the same. Wrap your brains around that.

Comic Book Guys has an IQ of about 150 and a Master's Degree in Mythology and Folklore. He's also a successful small business owner who clearly has a lot of economic clout in his town. He is objectively a success. Unlike Bob, who is a fake internet critic with no feet and a belief Kansas Republicans are the only thing keeping humanity from developing nanobots.

 

[BlueSpark]

In his latest speech, Mario Mussolini rallies his troops against the trash people.

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One of the replies to that "evolved Americans" tweet is pretty ironic:

 

[TheImportantFart]

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Bob, you should really, really take heed of that poster.

 

[SuperSheep]

One of the replies to that "evolved Americans" tweet is pretty ironic:
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Please let this be a subtle jab at Bob himself.

 

[DuckSucker]

Here's the thing: Bob is ex-fucking-actly like the Party members in 1984. What becomes acceptable and even heroic when his side does it becomes evil when the other side does the same, and he believes both things at the same time.

Bob's outlook in one sentence is pretty much just "WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA"

Eurasia was supposd to be Russia right? So he Bob checks that box too. He literally is a 1984 character.

 

[Reverse Cuck]

Comic Book Guys has an IQ of about 150 and a Master's Degree in Mythology and Folklore. He's also a successful small business owner who clearly has a lot of economic clout in his town. He is objectively a success. Unlike Bob, who is a fake internet critic with no feet and a belief Kansas Republicans are the only thing keeping humanity from developing nanobots.

I'm trying to think of a Simpsons character he best represents, but none of them are two-dimensional enough.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I'm trying to think of a Simpsons character he best represents, but none of them are two-dimensional enough.

Milhouse's dad

 

[Mola Ram]

Milhouse's dad

Nope. Bob will never sing something as heartwrenching as Can I Borrow a Feeling?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Nope. Bob will never sing something as heartwrenching as Can I Borrow a Feeling?

Yeah but:
"I sleep in a racing car. Do you?"

 

[Mola Ram]

Yeah but:
"I sleep in a racing car. Do you?"

Hmm. Got to admit, you have a point ...

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Milhouse's dad

At least Milhouse's dad got laid. And pathetic as he may be, at least he was able to get married at one point and have a kid, neither of which seem like viable prospects to Bob.

 

[Florence]

At least Milhouse's dad got laid. And pathetic as he may be, at least he was able to get married at one point and have a kid, neither of which seem like viable prospects to Bob.

He also has both his feet.