Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Replicant Sasquatch]

One of the things I'm disappointed we'll never get is an honest-to-God debate featuring Bob. Bob's too much of a coward to actually engage in meaningful conversation. I'm pretty sure the reason he prefers Twitter is because he has the freedom to back out of any argument when it's clear it's not going his way, something he can't do in a debate.

As much as I would love to see Bob verbally get his ass handed to him, I know it's something that would never happen because Bob is too intellectually immature to have his views challenged by someone he can't just handwave away on Twitter.

Actually @LordKaT says Bob is pretty stand-offish in person. I think the real obstacle to getting a debate is he only ever lumbers out of his lair when he needs to feed.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Actually @LordKaT says Bob is pretty stand-offish in person. I think the real obstacle to getting a debate is he only ever lumbers out of his lair when he needs to feed.

So to any Kiwis in the Boston area, who's crazy enough to confront him next time he revs up the rascal to get some Mickey D's?

 

[BR55]

Oh for fucks sake. He doesn't mean anything because he's a stupid or lying bag of porkfat! Has he really forgotten Obama's campaigns? Say what you will about him (and believe me, I've said plenty bad about Obama), his presidential campaign were nothing short of staggeringly brilliant.

His governance, less so.

The more Bob talks the more he sounds EXACTLY like one of those stereotypical Boston Irish boobs who still fellates the Kennedys, bleeds union blue, and thinks Republicans, the Yankees, and niggers are the scum of the earth. Just throw in a Mario fetish and some white genocide and you're good to go.

Bob has not forgotten Obama's campaigns. It's just that he like all Democrats he took the wrong lessons from them. Instead of Obama being a brilliant and charismatic campaigner to Democrats and Bob the reason he won was that "Demographics is Destiny" crap. Goes a long towards explaining his fuck white voters attitude. To be fair though Bob is far from the only person to think that.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Every Evangelical christian that I know either did not vote or voted third party. I know this is just who I know personally but I have a feeling that this was wide spread. Bob's hate is misplaced which is to no one's surprise. Shoot, more people voted for Trump in New York City than people who voted for Trump in Montana.

New York City's population is over 8 times bigger than Montana's, though. I'd be shocked if it had been the other way round.

The whole dispute over the electoral college exists because a lot of rural conservative states have very low populations.

 

[iafiv]

I wonder if Bob is taking any kind of mind altering substances because some of his tweets about democrats are way too weird.If he is taking his rants might be just the evidence needed to not legalise drugs.Or maybe regulate drugs use so that only persons who are somewhat sane to begin with use them that would probably put all SJW's on the black list though.

 

[Literally Hitler]

I hate to be a broken record, but I'm eternally amazed that he persists in tweeting stuff that is so horrible that if you substituted literally nearly any ethnic or religious group for "Trump voters" he'd provoke a shitstorm of epic proportions. Geek.com wouldn't be able to dump his carbuncled ass fast enough.

At this point Trump would win By a landslide in 2020 just By having his campaign ads be screenshots of Bob's tweets.

 

[Woodcutting bot]

Somebody should tweet at him repurposing his words with an anti-Muslim bent instead.

"But it's completely fine when I do it"

~most people

 

[Walter Temple]

Can somebody find a big enough toilet to give him a swirly?

Does Bob so eagerly leap for the idea of people becoming the Eloi from The Time Machine? Pretty, but weak and ineffectual? Surrounded by machines they do not understand and cannot repair or maintain? Because in that story, the "troglodytes" are the Morlocks (the former working class), and they EAT the Eloi.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Does Bob so eagerly leap for the idea of people becoming the Eloi from The Time Machine? Pretty, but weak and ineffectual? Surrounded by machines they do not understand and cannot repair or maintain? Because in that story, the "troglodytes" are the Morlocks (the former working class), and they EAT the Eloi.

No, he believes working class people (and whites?) are destined to just die in a few years and the "enlightened" like himself will live like gods in their mechanical paradise shortly after.

 

[Mola Ram]

Peculiarly, Bob is WAY more Morlock than Eloi.

 

[Walter Temple]

Peculiarly, Bob is WAY more Morlock than Eloi.

He's pretty much the worst of both worlds. A brute who cannot change a tire.

 

[Gordon Cole]

No, he believes working class people (and whites?) are destined to just die in a few years and the "enlightened" like himself will live like gods in their mechanical paradise shortly after.

Bob wants a Jetsons future just so treadmills can bring him anywhere he needs to go. That is, of course, provided he doesn't break them first.

 

[muina]

lol calm down

 

[Lorento]

Why is Movie Bob doing the impression of an overly dramatic JRPG hero screaming at a cartoon villain before delivering the final blow?

Oh wait, its because he doesn't know how real people act.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

No, he believes working class people (and whites?) are destined to just die in a few years and the "enlightened" like himself will live like gods in their mechanical paradise shortly after.

Completely unaware that he's firmly in the working class and will die because the cholesterol will become his organs.

 

[Mola Ram]

Completely unaware that he's firmly in the working class and will die because the cholesterol will become his organs.

I refuse to believe that anything Bob does when sperging about decades-old Nintendo amusements or silly comic book movies counts as "working class."

EDIT: Something else to think about demonstrating how totally fucking unhinged Bob is on the matter of the election.

Kentucky went for Trump by something like 20 points. It's a fairly Republican state, not having gone Dem since 1996 (and having been comfortably part of the Reagan wave in the 80s). This one guy, cherry picked by the media to build a highly dubious narrative that Trump support is turning on him, is intended as a sympathetic figure ... and more importantly, as an individual had about as much to do with Trump winning as I did in my state Hillary carried by about nine zillion points.

And still Bob spits on him. And still he has to preen and strut and sneer.

Deponent says nothing further, so as to avoid A-logging.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

lol calm down

I've said this before, but something I despise about Bob, and the SJW movement in general, is that their unflinching hatred for anyone they deem "against" them prevents them from accepting turncoats or anybody who starts to think that their own side doesn't represent them.

One of the best things that can happen to your ideology is having people on the opposite side join you, because it shows other people that your side is accepting and it can apply to those who initially thought differently. But to Bob and his ilk, they're still evil and deserve what they get, which only serves to alienate others.

Here, you have someone who is dissatisfied with Trump, a former Trump supporter who feels like he's been played and should have voted for Hilary. If you were opposing Trump, wouldn't this guy be someone you want on your side so you can prove Trump isn't a good leader? But noooo, he voted for Trump! He made his choice so he's stuck with it! Fuck him, even though he states he doesn't like Trump!

That went on a bit longer than I initially thought, but this kind of thing angers me. I just can't stand how nuance and grey-area thinking has been stripped from political engagement.

 

[DickMcslick]

Given Moviebob's opinions on Far Cry 5 I'm beginning to think there's some merit to what Jack Thompson had to say.

 

[cypocryphy]

I hope Trump gets re-elected because we might get a video of Bob throwing an outright temper tantrum.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I hope Trump gets re-elected because we might get a video of Bob throwing an outright temper tantrum.

Might not even need that. If a fucking white male gets the dem nomination instead of a womyn, that'll probably be enough to provoke a tantrum.