Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

Where would he get the idea that black women are "the smartest, most socially-responsible voters"? Is it just more Pee-Oh-the-See fetishization?

EDIT: Found this on a link someone shared in r/KotakuInAction :

Jesus Christ! Bob looks like he is either about to sell Meth or whip his dick out with that Pedo trenchcoat.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Ssssh...sssh...they almost excommunicated Daniel Patrick Moynihan for pointing that out 40 years ago.

Well in Bob's worldview, it seems uncomfortable facts would be all but removed, and I would be some corpse on the street while the robo-slaves process and convert my body into fertilizer for the Lunar Wheat Farms.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I can also assume that 80% is smaller than 20% in his eyes:
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Can I amend this article?

"New York City, San Francisco, and Seattle need to stop being retarded."

 

[thismanlies]

Where would he get the idea that black women are "the smartest, most socially-responsible voters"? Is it just more Pee-Oh-the-See fetishization?

EDIT: Found this on a link someone shared in r/KotakuInAction :

Is it just me, or did Bob just miss a chance to get laid?

Seriously, this is your stereotypical cult member. All Bob needed to say was that he was social justice Jesus and she would have followed him back to his basement.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Is it just me, or did Bob just miss a chance to get laid?

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Seriously, this is your stereotypical cult member. All Bob needed to say was that he was social justice Jesus and she would have followed him back to his basement.

Bob lost his chance. The 'beetus has clearly taken all 3 of his legs at this point.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Also, doesn't Bob the Jackass realize that the eroding of families is perhaps one of the leading problems in the black community? In fact those without two parent households tend to perform worse in school and on average tend to have lower IQs, not to mention social and emotional problems. With all of this information wouldn't the collapse of the "American family" actually hinder his "Superior Future"?

Well, you see, nobody will have to work in the Superior Future, so people can all be lazy welfare leeches. How he expects to realistically get to that point is beyond me, but I'm just here to laugh at his bulbous, delusional ass.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Well, you see, nobody will have to work in the Superior Future, so people can all be lazy welfare leeches. How he expects to realistically get to that point is beyond me, but I'm just here to laugh at his bulbous, delusional ass.

That seems to be a pervasive meme going around at the moment -- that there's plenty of everything to go around and no-one should have to work if we just distribute it all better. See: universal basic income. And, oh yeah, robots are going to do everything onerous real soon now.

How there's plenty of anything (including robots) unless some people are working hard, and other people are working hard to pay them for it, I cannot understand.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

How there's plenty of anything (including robots) unless some people are working hard, and other people are working hard to pay them for it, I cannot understand.

The killer is how these people believe they can pass a bill like InfiniteMoney4NoWork - a bill that would actually unify the entire GOP voting base in rage - when 3/4 of state legislatures and governors are GOP, both houses of Congress are GOP and they can't even push through a president at this point.

This shit doesn't fly by itself. You have to work at the state level, so you have working models to show your own party members, who will likely get primaried for even talking this shit. The majority of cutting edge politics in this country start with mayors/selectmen, state reps and maybe a state senator if you've got that kind of juice. The majority of the remainder is state supreme courts and big state party fundraisers. You can't convince a House Rep or senator not to build an airport runway in your backyard, never mind some megabillion pie in the sky free money for all bill.

Unless you're a fat diabetic living in a basement. Then magic is real.

 

[Begemot]

The killer is how these people believe they can pass a bill like InfiniteMoney4NoWork - a bill that would actually unify the entire GOP voting base in rage - when 3/4 of state legislatures and governors are GOP, both houses of Congress are GOP and they can't even push through a president at this point.

This shit doesn't fly by itself. You have to work at the state level, so you have working models to show your own party members, who will likely get primaried for even talking this shit. The majority of cutting edge politics in this country start with mayors/selectmen, state reps and maybe a state senator if you've got that kind of juice. The majority of the remainder is state supreme courts and big state party fundraisers. You can't convince a House Rep or senator not to build an airport runway in your backyard, never mind some megabillion pie in the sky free money for all bill.

Unless you're a fat diabetic living in a basement. Then magic is real.

This guy must be one of maybe 10 people that believe in neo-liberalism that aren't merchant bankers or politicians. He's a shill for a failed system that despises him. Sad, really.

 

[Dr. Dik]

EDIT: Found this on a link someone shared in r/KotakuInAction :

They're just marveling at the footless wonder in the same way you look at a freak show.

 

[Kyria the Great]

This guy must be one of maybe 10 people that believe in neo-liberalism that aren't merchant bankers or politicians. He's a shill for a failed system that despises him. Sad, really.

Moviebob seems to unironically want a "New World Order" where the power elite rule over the weak plebs who will not have any degree of agency. Why anyone in their right mind would want that is beyond me especially since he is lower-middle class like most of America.

 

[Mola Ram]

The killer is how these people believe they can pass a bill like InfiniteMoney4NoWork - a bill that would actually unify the entire GOP voting base in rage - when 3/4 of state legislatures and governors are GOP, both houses of Congress are GOP and they can't even push through a president at this point.

It's very telling that for all his pretensions to searing political insight, Bob hasn't once -- at least as far as I know; I leave the actual dredging of his disgusting Twitter feed to Sexy Times Hitler, who deserves a medal -- mentioned how Obama was absolute poison for Democrats at the state level. Over his two terms they lost something like 1100 legislature seats and a goodish number of governors. In fact he seems to share with a lot of politically inclined lolcows (and some educated people who really ought to know better) the mistaken impression that US politics works primarily at the national level, when really it's an aggregate of 50 different semi-sovereign entities, with plenty of subdivisions below that at the municipal level -- just ask me sometime to start sperging about the tensions between NYC and Upstate New York.

Even if the future -- superior or otherwise -- is globalism, we're nowhere near it yet.

 

[Kyria the Great]

It's very telling that for all his pretensions to searing political insight, Bob hasn't once -- at least as far as I know; I leave the actual dredging of his disgusting Twitter feed to Sexy Times Hitler, who deserves a medal -- mentioned how Obama was absolute poison for Democrats at the state level. Over his two terms they lost something like 1100 legislature seats and a goodish number of governors. In fact he seems to share with a lot of politically inclined lolcows (and some educated people who really ought to know better) the mistaken impression that US politics works primarily at the national level, when really it's an aggregate of 50 different semi-sovereign entities, with plenty of subdivisions below that at the municipal level -- just ask me sometime to start sperging about the tensions between NYC and Upstate New York.

Even if the future -- superior or otherwise -- is globalism, we're nowhere near it yet.

You have to remember Mola Ram, in the "Superior Future" the 10th amendment would be done away with because a handful of power elite from MA, CA, and NY would make all the major decisions for the country as well as the world,ignoring the fact that no two states and regions are built the same and adopting a California way of doing business in every state probably would honestly be a disaster given the fact that California at the state level is severely bleeding money. Bleeding so much money, in fact that their Democrat governor I believe slashed education funding but kept grants for illegal immigrants because, hey got to shore up those future voters. Who cares if that is massively unfair to your own, legal citizens?

 

[Gordon Cole]

The killer is how these people believe they can pass a bill like InfiniteMoney4NoWork - a bill that would actually unify the entire GOP voting base in rage - when 3/4 of state legislatures and governors are GOP, both houses of Congress are GOP and they can't even push through a president at this point.

Bob either wants all the Conservatives in America dead or disenfranchised in the vain hope that his unfettered dreams can come true. I believe that the pendulum will eventually shift to a form of liberalism that's less insane than what we're seeing everyday, but in Bob's head, a one party rule is the only way to rule.

 

[SuperSheep]

Moviebob seems to unironically want a "New World Order" where the power elite rule over the weak plebs who will not have any degree of agency. Why anyone in their right mind would want that is beyond me especially since he is lower-middle class like most of America.

IIRC, he thinks that because this shadowy cabal of elitists are non-religious, they won't fuck things up because atheism = enlightenment.

Never mind that power corrupts and as more and more people identify as atheistic, more and more stupid people will count themselves among the atheists and start dragging the whole thing down.

Plus, there's the lesson from South Park's Go God Go episodes: People, regardless of religious affiliation or lack thereof, will always find petty, stupid reasons to be assholes to one another.

 

[His Dewliness]

Moviebob seems to unironically want a "New World Order" where the power elite rule over the weak plebs who will not have any degree of agency. Why anyone in their right mind would want that is beyond me especially since he is lower-middle class like most of America.

Bob seems to think of himself as being much higher class than he actually is, I think it's a reflection of how poorly travelled he is and how limited his experiences are, he seems to think that because he's accepted/tolerated by the wealthy middle class social justice crowd he'd also be accepted by upper class elites like Clinton.
Obviously Bob wouldn't be accepted by these people but because he's never met any he appears to have deluded himself into thinking he would be.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob seems to think of himself as being much higher class than he actually is, I think it's a reflection of how poorly travelled he is and how limited his experiences are, he seems to think that because he's accepted/tolerated by the wealthy middle class social justice crowd he'd also be accepted by upper class elites like Clinton.
Obviously Bob wouldn't be accepted by these people but because he's never met any he appears to have deluded himself into thinking he would be.

Hillary Clinton would only deign to be seen with a grown 400+ pound man in an ill fitting Super Mario t-shirt if she were doing a photo op in a home for the mentally r.etarded.

 

[Kyria the Great]

IIRC, he thinks that because this shadowy cabal of elitists are non-religious, they won't fuck things up because atheism = enlightenment.

Never mind that power corrupts and as more and more people identify as atheistic, more and more stupid people will count themselves among the atheists and start dragging the whole thing down.

Plus, there's the lesson from South Park's Go God Go episodes: People, regardless of religious affiliation or lack thereof, will always find petty, stupid reasons to be assholes to one another.

You have to remember though, Bob now hates South Park because they will take a swing at his deluded worldview and won't take the low hanging fruit of continuously make Trump jokes like the rest of the media. I think the Beetus is starting to do dissolve his critical thinking skills.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

You have to remember Mola Ram, in the "Superior Future" the 10th amendment would be done away with because a handful of power elite from MA, CA, and NY would make all the major decisions for the country as well as the world,ignoring the fact that no two states and regions are built the same and adopting a California way of doing business in every state probably would honestly be a disaster given the fact that California at the state level is severely bleeding money. Bleeding so much money, in fact that their Democrat governor I believe slashed education funding but kept grants for illegal immigrants because, hey got to shore up those future voters. Who cares if that is massively unfair to your own, legal citizens?

We're also in the process of passing a single payer healthcare bill which will cost us $400 billion a year and even the people who proposed it admit we have no money for it. I don't know what planet Bob lives on where this state should run anything.

 

[AnOminous]

I vote that we should support anti-bullying campaigns, because Blob is the end result of a nerd who grew up with no support, and blames all his problems on the bullies who called him a fatass:

Bob sure hates Matt Taibbi, the notorious neo-Nazi known for his extremist right wing views, pointing out that insulting the party's base is political suicide and wrecked Hillary's shitty, incompetent campaign.

This guy must be one of maybe 10 people that believe in neo-liberalism that aren't merchant bankers or politicians. He's a shill for a failed system that despises him. Sad, really.

Has anyone told this stupid fat fuck that neoliberalism is actually right wing?