Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Random]

For all of his leftist donut views, I still think Bob supports Anita for her looks and not her message.

 

[Lorento]

This sounds an awful lot like Lebensraum to me, mein mushroom fuhrer.

 

[Absolutego]

dude, those fucking clothes have me CONVINCED this was taken in 2007. these fucktards just dont have the (fashion) sense not to listen to BobLard

lol the moviebob persona wasn't even a thing until 2009.

 

[Positron]

For all of his leftist donut views, I still think Bob supports Anita for her looks and not her message.

He is after her geek cred. In her heydays Anita was worshiped by the right sort of people (i.e. non-working class, non-dudebro) and was even invited by game studios as "consultant" -- all despite her only having some shitty degree and her open admission that she knows little about video games. This is exactly what Bob wants to be: being venerated by the right people for being the "elite" despite having no brains.

 

[BubbleButt]

As mentioned 400+ pages back on this god-damned thread that continues to this day strong, he has a strong liking of the book Atlas Shrugged simply because it talks about the exceptional artist, and how he has to put up with the mediocre people dragging his visions down.

Oh, Bob's an exceptional artist, alright...

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

Joke about what?

His increasingly fascist-sounding remarks.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Its easy to be low-T when your daily routine includes masturbating 6 times a day out of boredom and other reasons, because women hate your guts and absolutely abhor you.

Does he have any female friends? I cant imagine women wanting to hang out with him, politics or not. Like, even if he didnt always bring up politics and his superior future or whatever, I imagine he would still bore women with whatever benign Mario bullshit he spouts.

Dude, girls dont care if you unlocked the secret Mario 3 level from getting all the coins on world 1-4 or whatever.

I mean my college roommate did that and got laid but he was less than 200 lbs and good looking so the girl wanted to sleep with him anyway; Bob, you cant pull that shit off.

Shit, you cant even pull off a XXXXL Wal Mart Abercrombie knock off, how the fuck do you think youre gonna be rolling in pussy; which Im almost positive you think you are?

That's assuming Bob has any friends period.

And no, Mario doesn't count.

 

[muina]

 

[MG 620]

LOL at Bob thinking he's "somebody at all."

He's somebody with a kiwi farms thread.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

This title is an oxymoron. They're telling us not to be outraged by a video they themselves call gross. And who's "pretending?" Lots of people have genuine anger over Kathy Griffin's dumb behavior.

Also, Bob apparently follows Teen Vogue despite being in his 30s and looking like a sex offender. Make of that what you will.

 

[Lorento]

When edgy as fuck people like Ted Nugent told Obama to suck on his machine gun, this was derided as utter shit.

The same should apply to someone posing with a fake severed head of Trump. That's beyond retarded.

 

[Jan_Hus]

When edgy as fuck people like Ted Nugent told Obama to suck on his machine gun, this was derided as utter shit.

The same should apply to someone posing with a fake severed head of Trump. That's beyond exceptional.

Nugent is also a bit of a screeching lunatic.

 

[vertexwindi]

Nugent is also a bit of a screeching lunatic.

And Kathy Griffin isn't?

 

[Jan_Hus]

And Kathy Griffin isn't?

They're both crazies who do retarded shit in a desperate attempt to stay relevant

 

[RockVolnutt]

Is this man really trying to tell us international corporations are victims to small business owners?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Is this man really trying to tell us international corporations are victims to small business owners?

Oh yes, Walmart is totally in danger of falling to the little mom and pop stores down on main street. Walmarts are closing up because of Jim Bob's General Store, don't you feel so bad? Don't you want to play on your tiniest violin?

 

[TheImportantFart]

When he said "national treasure" I thought he was referring to Kathy Griffin and I was like



Then I realised he was referring to Lauren Duca and I was like

 

[Enclave Supremacy]

Is this man really trying to tell us international corporations are victims to small business owners?

No. He's saying that small business owners support of Trump's climate policy decision make them evil. Evil in comparison to multi-national corporations no-less.

Bob takes another shit on the hard working local industry (which if you read the article are the small businesses in question). Look at this owner of a control-panel company from the article.

Spoiler

"“There is a new sheriff in town. But the biggest frustration that I have is that there is so much resistance that is keeping him from moving forward.” -L. Soltis

Old. White. Male. Another blue-collar bigot with the audacity not to lose his business to overseas competition.
No wonder Blob's on the side of big business as long as they produce the right rhetoric.

 

[AnOminous]

For all of his leftist donut views, I still think Bob supports Anita for her looks and not her message.

He wants to crush her under his vile bulk, like some version of Rule 34 of Jabba and Leia.

When edgy as fuck people like Ted Nugent told Obama to suck on his machine gun, this was derided as utter shit.

The same should apply to someone posing with a fake severed head of Trump. That's beyond exceptional.

My objection is the total lack of a joke. Even the Motor City Moron had a joke.

 

[Absolutego]

For all of his leftist donut views, I still think Bob supports Anita for her looks and not her message.

Bob's probably one of the most transparent people to jump on the Feminist Frequency bandwagon solely due to his thirst for the presenter.

I love how awkward and trapped she looks in every photo she's taken with the man.