Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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RockVolnutt said:
MORE Jews? Dude, look at this and this isn't even the tip of the iceberg. The thing is Jewish characters in comics usually don't go on about how Jewish they are when it's not relevant unlike our modern "diveristy" characters.
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The new Wonder Woman isn't even Jewish. Gal Gadot is. Now I haven't seen the new movie but I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume there isn't a scene where Diana scarfs pastrami and white fish while bingewatching Woody Allen movies.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
The new Wonder Woman isn't even Jewish. Gal Gadot is. Now I haven't seen the new movie but I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume there isn't a scene where Diana scarfs pastrami and white fish while bingewatching Woody Allen movies.
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Everyone knows Jews worship Greek gods and some know them personally. Haven't you ever seen a rabbi arguing with Hades on the phone?
 
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Kyria the Great said:
Man, I really want to see someone like Jordan Peterson or Ben Shapiro rip into him.
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Jordan Peterson or Ben Shapiro would lay down a verbal choke-slam down on Bob for his anti-free speech viewpoints. Then again, he would dismiss them as "evil right wingers" especially Ben Shapiro, who is a dumb conservative who is holding back his "superior future", never mind the man is clearly brilliant.[/QUOTE]

I'd like to see a woman rip into him because he wouldn't dare to retort or criticize m'lady. :neckbeard:

Actually, I think I do remember him getting snippy with a woman on twitter once or twice. I could be wrong though.
 
Ruin said:
It's basically everything Bob believes in just said slightly more diplomatically.
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Plus growing wheat on the MOOOOOOON. As if that makes any sense at all or could possibly be efficient.

I think what is most disgusting about Bob is that he has absolute and utter contempt for the people he views as worthless scum, whose "jerbs" are what make it possible for him to live his parasitic, slug-like existence while providing nothing of value to society at all. The "lowest" toilet scrubbing janitor does more for the world than this worthless, corpulent tub of dog shit.
 
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Richard Stabone said:
He also seems to think free speech is some libertarian idea. Does he now understand what the ACLU does as a card carrying member of the organization?
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For what it's worth, the leftists he associates with seem to be mostly the identity politics types, who are very anti-free speech. To him, free speech is something that people on the wrong side of politics want.

RockVolnutt said:
MORE Jews? Dude, look at this and this isn't even the tip of the iceberg. The thing is Jewish characters in comics usually don't go on about how Jewish they are when it's not relevant unlike our modern "diveristy" characters.
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Shaloman movie when?
 
Sexy Times Hitler said:
Wow, even his phone apparently hates him:
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Did Dobson write this tweet?
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That's...the most Godwin thing I've seen him endorse in a while:
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Gee, I wonder what #1's gonna be? Sunshine?
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I always loved how MovieBob can go from sperging about those "dang, dirty republicans trying to keep the Muslim folk down" to "Please no FPS games at E3."

It's like how last time there was an attack in Manchester, he went from that to sperging on about the Mario/Rabbids crossover. Priorities man, priorities.
 
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Clay Claymore said:
I always loved how MovieBob can go from sperging about those "dang, dirty republicans trying to keep the Muslim folk down" to "Please no FPS games at E3."

It's like how last time there was an attack in Manchester, he went from that to sperging on about the Mario/Rabbids crossover. Priorities man, priorities.
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The E3 tweets are from a year ago, I just brought it up to show off his raging hypocrisy.
 
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Maybe the women/girls were "Ecstatic" because it was a good movie. These SJW types seem to think you can't relate to a character unless they are the same gender. This idea they have is sort of sexist. Also lol that the first Spider-man movie is a religious experience for this fat fuck.
 
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link1234 said:
Maybe the women/girls were "Ecstatic" because it was a good movie. These SJW types seem to think you can't relate to a character unless they are the same gender. This idea they have is sort of sexist. Also lol that the first Spider-man movie is a religious experience for this fat fuck.
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and I'm pretty sure he was already an adult or in his late teens by that point. I was barely old enough to be in school when the first Raimi Spider-Man film came out and I didn't get this "religious experience" react that Blobby had. Of course, you could argue that's because I wasn't "white" enough to get it but I'm pretty sure that sounds racist and doesn't explain all these Spider-Man comics I have. Didn't stop my dad from reading Spider-Man when he was growing up in Jamaica either unless he also had "internalized racism" living in a black majority country.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Bobby Boy isn't really a communist. He despises the working class. Communism is about tge low-level working proletariat uniting and seizing the means of production. Bob thinks these people are obsolete garbage who should either rejoice in the Superior Future or be crushed beneath it. He outright advocates for replacing democracy with a council of oligarchs who dispose of personal liberty because that's a negative variable. Most progressives mask their agendas with some kind of humanitarian sentiment. Bob is nakedly contemptuous of people who wouldn't benefit from losing their "jerbs".
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So he's basically neoreactionary, just with the values inverted?
 
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