Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ruin]

Who the hell cares that a capeshit film didn't get an Oscar? Those awards are worthless and meaningless.

Mainstream action/adventure films almost never win Oscars. Interracial gay romances about Pakistani refugees, now those get Oscars.

 

[thismanlies]

I honestly couldn't tell you what prompted this account to say this:
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Barb Chipman when?

I laughed at that last tweet for a solid minute. This is retarded even by Bob's standards.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Barb Chipman when?

Anyone else think it's intensely creepy that Bob not only follows Teen Vogue, whose target audience is literally less than half his age, but also retweets things defending teen girls?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Who the hell cares that a capeshit film didn't get an Oscar? Those awards are worthless and meaningless.

I get the feeling that these theoretical butthurt bros exist only in Bob's fragile mind. I've yet to see anybody who says that The Dark Knight Rises deserves an Oscar, possibly outside of Baneposting.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob is defending DC now because it has a movie starring a woman lol

 

[thismanlies]

Anyone else think it's intensely creepy that Bob not only follows Teen Vogue, whose target audience is literally less than half his age, but also retweets things defending teen girls?

If Bob ever finds a girl to go down in his basement, he'll be tweeting "She acts really mature for her age."

 

[RockVolnutt]

Mainstream action/adventure films almost never win Oscars. Interracial gay romances about Pakistani refugees, now those get Oscars.

You can pay me in tendies and I'll produce an Oscar winning film about a disabled black orphan living in Nazi Germany who finds love with a male paki immigrant before shutting down a camp and escaping to the US.

I get the feeling that these theoretical butthurt bros exist only in Bob's fragile mind. I've yet to see anybody who says that The Dark Knight Rises deserves an Oscar, possibly outside of Baneposting.

Being a big guy is it's own reward.

 

[Absolutego]

Who the hell cares that a capeshit film didn't get an Oscar? Those awards are worthless and meaningless.

Obvious arrested development cases like Bob are pretty much the only people who get mad superhero films aren't recognized as paragons of art. Even normie marvel fanboys who have every reason to agree with Bob think he's taking things too far demanding academy awards. They're popcorn movies first and foremost, any daring direction is a plus but it's hardly expected.

Like, I was excited that Civil War was doing all the geek shit I wanted when I was 15, but I didn't expect anyone to consider it challenging film. It was fun seeing things come together in a better way than the last Avengers film but at the end of the day it's a capeshit blockbuster. Getting mad over it being awkward is pointless.

 

[Mola Ram]

Mildly off-topic, sorta on-topic: Red Letter Media just dropped their (positive) review of Wonder Woman, and it includes the following Mike Stoklasa gem of wisdom:

"Anyone over the age of six should not be looking up to Wonder Woman."

You're pokin' the blob, boys!

 

[RockVolnutt]

Mildly off-topic, sorta on-topic: Red Letter Media just dropped their (positive) review of Wonder Woman, and it includes the following Mike Stoklasa gem of wisdom:

"Anyone over the age of six should not be looking up to Wonder Woman."

You're pokin' the blob, boys!

In the Superior Future, everyone will be equally represented. Even mixed people....somehow.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Mildly off-topic, sorta on-topic: Red Letter Media just dropped their (positive) review of Wonder Woman, and it includes the following Mike Stoklasa gem of wisdom:

"Anyone over the age of six should not be looking up to Wonder Woman."

You're pokin' the blob, boys!

Come on, look at this brave young woman inspired by the movie:

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Idiot.

 

[Mola Ram]

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Idiot.

He's truly one of God's special creatures.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You can pay me in tendies and I'll produce an Oscar winning film about a disabled black orphan living in Nazi Germany who finds love with a male paki immigrant before shutting down a camp and escaping to the US.

Wasn't 90% of that plot from this year's Oscar winner?

 

[Blindrainbow]

Come on, look at this brave young woman inspired by the movie:

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Idiot.

That something, more because bob was one of the people most mad about the Dark Knight not getting best picture.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Wasn't 90% of that plot from this year's Oscar winner?

Fuck if I know, I don't watch the Oscars because of how irrelevant they are.

 

[CervixHammer]

Bob agrees: getting your message out there isn't as important as getting asspats.

 

[Gordon Cole]

That something, more because bob was one of the people most mad about the Dark Knight not getting best picture.

I imagine this was before he decided that Marvel was only one step below Mario in his list of obsessions?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Truth be told, is the only way you can attempt to win an Oscar is write about the most oppressed person overcoming adversity or jerking off Hollywood anymore?

 

[link1234]

I honestly couldn't tell you what prompted this account to say this:
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Bob probably would like to think that is the real Mario but I would still prefer this as the real Mario.

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Barb Chipman when?

That's funny seeing Bob re-tweet someone saying that grown men should not demeaning teen girl culture and say they know whats up considering after seeing the first Twilight movie Bob got such a hate-boner for it he read all the books in four days just so he can have authority to say how much they suck.

 

[Ruin]

Truth be told, is the only way you can attempt to win an Oscar is write about the most oppressed person overcoming adversity or jerking off Hollywood anymore?