Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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His face-creases are still as horrific as ever with no sign of relenting. Also, note how he downplays the whole idea of 'exterminating violent bullies' when push comes to shove, he just says muh cultural evolution! as if societal change will cause those he hates to sort of disintegrate into the aether, without the need for any triggering, unpleasant, messy violence like in previous revolutions.
 
Hmm, a terrible, ham-fistedly political idea that isn't enough to sustain a two hour long movie, complete with the assumption that major actors are willing to commit career suicide by saying "Yes."

That's our Blobbo!
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The MCU already did a superhero movie with a political theme. It was Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Plus you could count Captain America: Civil War since you had liberal writers complaining about Steve Rogers was being portrayed as one of those "anti-government" types.
 
. Also lol that the first Spider-man movie is a religious experience for this fat fuck.

Well, Willem Dafoe did play Jesus, so maybe he's referring to that?

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On the bright side sooner or later the 'pagan' vs 'christian' ones will hit critical mass.

Also terrible idea bob. Thor is the fun larger than life one. Exploring the implications and Impact of Norse paganism being proven to be totally correct could be fun but neo-Nazism paganism would collapse the moment odin says "what the fuck are you talking about?"
Eh, Marvel doesn't treat Norse myth as "totally correct". Every pantheon has their own "We totally created the world" bullshit story despite all of them being created from the ideas of man well after the planet existed. The closest you have to a divine creator is Jack Kirby The One Above All who created the multiverse. Usually they ignore deities from major religions today to not offend people though they still exist in the setting (Even the Abrahamic God who's really ambiguous on what he is).
 
Eh, Marvel doesn't treat Norse myth as "totally correct". Every pantheon has their own "We totally created the world" bullshit story despite all of them being created from the ideas of man well after the planet existed. The closest you have to a divine creator is Jack Kirby The One Above All who created the multiverse. Usually they ignore deities from major religions today to not offend people though they still exist in the setting (Even the Abrahamic God who's really ambiguous on what he is).
The Presence is really clear on what he is:
He's British.
 
Bob Chipman, supporter of the arts:
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And the Suepeeriah Fyucha of banging robots is too mediocre for him. I'd be upset too if that's the only way I could realistically get laid like Lardo here:
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Thor has always been about goofy helmet guys in space. Trying to add some political commentary will blow in your face. There are some supers out there that you can add a message like that and it'd work (Wonder Woman, Captain America, the X Men) but Thor is just eh. Nobody takes seriously Thor.

Also, Bobbo thinking the source of all evil is only found in Trump, lel. Reading synopsis here and there suggest the film tries to give this message that any person can be evil. Seems like the message just flew over our cookies fuhrer's head...
 
Thor has always been about goofy helmet guys in space. Trying to add some political commentary will blow in your face. There are some supers out there that you can add a message like that and it'd work (Wonder Woman, Captain America, the X Men) but Thor is just eh. Nobody takes seriously Thor.

Also, Bobbo thinking the source of all evil is only found in Trump, lel. Reading synopsis here and there suggest the film tries to give this message that any person can be evil. Seems like the message just flew over our cookies fuhrer's head...
Bob also thinks Themyscira is "lesbian island" so it's becoming more obvious his comprehension skills are below that of young children.
 
And the Suepeeriah Fyucha of banging robots is too mediocre for him. I'd be upset too if that's the only way I could realistically get laid like Lardo here:
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oh man haha, those stupid males, having a sex drive and not just fucking women randomly. haha, what losers, why can't they be ubermenches like me and just let my bode absorb my dick and sex drive?

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I got one better. <Totally not Shitman expy> use time machine to bring Captain America to present day to fight all the "nazis". CA gets severe mental trauma from seeing <Totally not Shitman expy> and his ilk openly deminishing the sacrifice he's made fighting real nazis and goes on a movie long inner journey asking himself if his role in WWII was worth it if it allowed morons like them exist.
 
Reading from page 465 of this thread and up... Yeah. And this is me also ignoring all the video game, comic book, movie-related, etc. BS Blob is wasting his life obsessing over, as per usual.

This guy is worse than Hitler (for me, this is whom Blob sadly comes off as with his "Superior Future" diatribes and posturing) in my eyes. It's hard for me to say this, too: at the very least, Hitler was trying to get stuff done to better this ruined nation, even if a good majority of that stuff was was unfortunately somewhat villainous and harmful to the world at large, according to my mediocre education on the buildup to and overall history of WWII... Also, Hitler had ideas (hell, he did a lot of speeches as well on some of them... Something Blob is trying to do, but failing royally at as well - FACT.) that suggested he cared about his people and the state of his nation and why it needed fixing, way back when, despite not going about it the best of ways, what with the attempted genocide of certain ethnic minorities.

It sounds more and more to me that Blob would love nothing more than to be Hitler 2.0, despite not knowing that's what he's ultimately coming off as with how he presents himself in his political/social issue dabblings all over the net, as of late. Too bad Hitler outclasses him in every level required to be taken as a threat, whether heroic to some and/or villainous to others. Blob doesn't have the IQ, charisma, influence, connections, or drive required to make dreams he wants to come true do just that.

Yeah, it sucks to be bullied in HS - I can sympathize with that much. Too bad, and I'm sure it's been pointed out here by now, it's real sad as fuck that Blob never grew out of it and now he thinks he has to be in charge of everything / ruin the lives of others who disagree with him through some cartoon villain - level dominance BS, all in order to better himself, when the true key was to let go of such BS in his past currently still holding him back to this day - starting with getting away from all those video games, fast food, and applying for a real job. All stuff he ain't gonna do fast enough to save what's left of his sad excuse for a life, either, so there that is.

TL;DR - Blob, while he doesn't say what I'm starting to think is obvious, feels like he wants to be Hitler 2.0 to me, but Hitler (even in death) still has him beat all around. Then again, maybe dialing back the dictator talk and trying to avoid doing so would help him out quite a lot, too, honestly.

I'm sure what I'm saying sounds crazy as fuck, too - but that's just how I feel about all of this, which I can only help so much, as I couldn't keep my mouth shut on this for too long, knowing how sad and pathetic it all is for this guy and anyone like him who could be worse. Far worse...
 
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Reading from page 465 of this thread and up... Yeah. And this is me also ignoring all the video game, comic book, movie-related, etc. BS Blob is wasting his life obsessing over, as per usual.

This guy is worse than Hitler (for me, this is whom Blob sadly comes off as with his "Superior Future" diatribes and posturing) in my eyes. It's hard for me to say this, too: at the very least, Hitler was trying to get stuff done to better this ruined nation, even if a good majority of that stuff was was unfortunately somewhat villainous and harmful to the world at large, according to my mediocre education on the buildup to and overall history of WWII... Also, Hitler had ideas (hell, he did a lot of speeches as well on some of them... Something Blob is trying to do, but failing royally at as well - FACT.) that suggested he cared about his people and the state of his nation and why it needed fixing, way back when, despite not going about it the best of ways, what with the attempted genocide of certain ethnic minorities.

It sounds more and more to me that Blob would love nothing more than to be Hitler 2.0, despite not knowing that's what he's ultimately coming off as with how he presents himself in his political/social issue dabblings all over the net, as of late. Too bad Hitler outclasses him in every level required to be taken as a threat, whether heroic to some and/or villainous to others. Blob doesn't have the IQ, charisma, influence, connections, or drive required to make dreams he wants to come true do just that.

Yeah, it sucks to be bullied in HS - I can sympathize with that much. Too bad, and I'm sure it's been pointed out here by now, it's real sad as fuck that Blob never grew out of it and now he thinks he has to be in charge of everything / ruin the lives of others who disagree with him through some cartoon villain - level dominance BS, all in order to better himself, when the true key was to let go of such BS in his past currently still holding him back to this day - starting with getting away from all those video games, fast food, and applying for a real job. All stuff he ain't gonna do fast enough to save what's left of his sad excuse for a life, either, so there that is.

TL;DR - Blob, while he doesn't say what I'm starting to think is obvious, feels like he wants to be Hitler 2.0 to me, but Hitler (even in death) still has him beat all around. Then again, maybe dialing back the dictator talk and trying to avoid doing so would help him out quite a lot, too, honestly.

I'm sure what I'm saying sounds crazy as fuck, too - but that's just how I feel about all of this, which I can only help so much, as I couldn't keep my mouth shut on this for too long, knowing how sad and pathetic it all is for this guy and anyone like him who could be worse. Far worse...
TBH, I got this vibe while I was reading what you wrote:
 
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