Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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I'm curious if Bob will go on a rant today about Hillary basically having slaves in her own house. Can't wait to see him work up the mental gymnastics necessary to defend her.
 
He'll probably just say the whole thing is a right-wing conspiracy and it happened over 20 years ago so why should anyone care. That's his usual tactic when any criticism is levied towards the Clinton family.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
I was under the impression (from the Part and Parcel thread on this very subject) the "human rights" bill she's ripping up is a perfunctory piece of EU-era legislation which basically makes it impossible to deport violent foreign criminals. And her plan is to replace it with an almost identical British version of our Bill of Rights under the understanding you don't get a free pass just because you're brown.
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How much do you think Bob would sperg if that happened?
 
Bob makes the classic mistake of thinking you can directly compare US politics with UK or European politics, even the most cursory look through wikipedia would tell him that but why do any research at all when you can just blindly follow twitter opinion.

Ironically, if Bob was in the UK now he'd probably be shilling for the Tories considering the main opposition leader is fairly comparable to Bernie Sanders in terms of policy and we know how much Bob hates those Bernie-bros.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
(P.S. Can any British Kiwis tell me if Theresa May is actually as bad as Bob says she is? She kinda strikes me as a less interesting version of Thatcher.)
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She's a bit of wet blanket who only got in due to the party politicking after the actual democratically elected leader resigned whose been systematically undermining infrastructure for a while. It's becoming something of a severe problem in terms of policing and civil services. Theoretically it looks like she's probably going to win but her relationship with the media is very similar to Hillary's in the last election so it's actually quite hard to discern the reality of the situation. Conversely their are worrying parallels between Corbyn and Trump's career which are certainly enough to make some people nervous.
It's hard to say which side of the table Bob would side with if he was British , politically Mays conservative party is very similar to the American Democrats and Corbyn is a lot more like Bernie than Hillary (in that they're both Actual humanitarian socialists) then again Bob's fondness the the Democrats doesn't really mesh with what they actually are so he might be an really autocratic blairite and spend all his time raging at the Tories for allowing the white trash to vote on brexit.
 
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I must admit I am hesistant about May's pledge to rip up human rights to protect Britons, but ultimately, she's not going to remove our right to talk.

Not yet anyway.
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I want to see Diane Abbott as PM. She's like the UK's Maxine Waters with none of the mathematical skills. Though instead of giving support and comfort to the IRA, Waters through her support behind Castro in Cuba.

It'd be hilarious.
 
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kcbbq said:
I want to see Diane Abbott as PM. She's like the UK's Maxine Waters with none of the mathematical skills. Though instead of giving support and comfort to the IRA, Waters through her support behind Castro in Cuba.

It'd be hilarious.
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I don't think any description of Diane Abbott can truly describe how useless she is, she's like a joke from a comedy skit brought to life.

I'm sure Bob would love her though, he'd at the very least feel obliged to not hate her since she's a left wing black woman.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
He seems to do a lot with his brother, as much as he's a lolcow he does seem at least to have one positive relationship. I wonder how much their politics overlap?
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They retweet each other a couple of times. Looking at his account, he's nowhere near as exceptional as Bob is when it comes to Republicans.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
They retweet each other a couple of times. Looking at his account, he's nowhere near as exceptional as Bob is when it comes to Republicans.
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Same upbringing, same Boston Irish background -- I'm assuming they started with the same baseline disdain for Republicans, but since Bob's brother seems to actually go out into the real world where he's forced to engage with them as human beings, he's likely far more moderate.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
He seems to do a lot with his brother, as much as he's a lolcow he does seem at least to have one positive relationship. I wonder how much their politics overlap?
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Bob has no friends so he probably hangs out with his brother since they're family.

I'm shocked Bob would lower himself to doing work that a Trumpkin would do. It's a good thing machines will make that jerb obsolete in the superior future.
 
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