Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Remember how I said Bob barely tweeted yesterday? Well, he's at it again and it's not even the afternoon where I am:
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And to cap it off, not understanding that he's an asshole 24/7:
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Did BOB CHIPMAN just criticize a cornfield worth of strawmen for gussying up their bullshit with big, fancy words?

That is a new benchmark for lack of self-awareness. Also, so much for the hope that palling around with his brother would mitigate some of his nastiness.
 
What they'll complain about with JonTron, they'll gloss over with Blob, given that it's something they agree with.

It least in JonTron's case even though he came off as a jackass supreme in that debate with another Lolcow Destiny, he doesn't seem to want to cause harm to any groups like Bob does. Whereas Jon came off as uneducated and slightly racist, Bob comes across as uneducated as well as malicious. Also at the end of the day we simply need to look at the subscriber counts to tell us who is more talented and likable for Bob is a piss ant compared to Jon and deep down that really hurts Bob believing himself to be an A-list Youtuber.
 
Bob having to deal with something he loves (Wrasslin') crossing over with something he hates (Pmurt):
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To me it sounds like Trump being exceptional and meming it up, but sure, it's the beginning of a war:
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Oh you mean that list where Bob chose the most safe, obvious choices for bad movies this year? Yeah, he's Fatstrodamus:
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Jesus Christ, Bob has the health/physique of an obese grandpa:
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Bob having to deal with something he loves (Wrasslin') crossing over with something he hates (Pmurt):
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To me it sounds like Trump being exceptional and meming it up, but sure, it's the beginning of a war:
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Oh you mean that list where Bob chose the most safe, obvious choices for bad movies this year? Yeah, he's Fatstrodamus:
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Jesus Christ, Bob has the health/physique of an obese grandpa:
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The funny thing is that if Bob did researching instead of A-logging, he would find that Trump did help lead to the collapse of United States Football League with him and the others to try and compete with the NFL and had a Pyrrhic victory in court, but the thing is he would
1. Do actual research
2. Care somewhat about history
3. Not be an idiot A-log


None of those things he seems to want or care to do
 
  • Spider-Man is a government stooge following the events of Civil War that keeps other superheroes in line
  • He reveals his identity to the world, which has major repercussions
  • Introduces Miles Morales
  • A team of mad scientists (Alastair Smythe, Miles Warren, and Curt Conners) create giant spiders from Peter's blood
  • In a big fight with those spiders, Miles gets bitten by one and Peter has to save his life
  • In saving his life Peter has to fight Conners, who has turned into the Lizard, and dies from his wounds
  • Miles Morales is now Spider-Man in the two subsequent sequels where he fights Lizard, Miles Warren (who becomes the Jackal), and a clone of Peter that goes by Ben Reiley.
 
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