Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

This might be slightly off-topic, but since Bob did retweet it, I guess it's fine:
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For some reason, I have the feeling that these tweets are full of shit. I guess that's why Moviebob retweeted them.

Add biology to my list of things he has no knowledge about. We need someone to study Bob's brain. He has the astonishing ability to be wrong at every turn.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

This might be slightly off-topic, but since Bob did retweet it, I guess it's fine:
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For some reason, I have the feeling that these tweets are full of shit. I guess that's why Moviebob retweeted them.

If you have to brag how mature you are, you aren't as mature as you think you are.

 

[BR55]

I submit Bob's Kennedy worship -- Bob, who positively despises dudebros and frathouse antics, yet speaks reverently of the bogtrotting Harvard trash; JFK and his permanent hardon; RFK and his vicious cuntery; and most of all Teddy and his murderous drunkenness -- the fact that Bob holds the Kennedys up as an example of when nepotism works ... well, that just shows that yeah, Bob is nothing but a completely standard Boston Democrat who mindlessly pulls the same lever every two years until it's stained with his greasy pawprints and the voting booth has a little divot in the linoleum floor from his gangrenous feet, but who's just too goddamn smart for that, and so has to dream up all this laughable bullshit to set himself apart from the crowd.

I'm convinced that Bob, like 70%+ of other liberals, secretly writes JFK/RFK isn't assassinated alt history.

 

[Lensherr]

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Hmm, let's check it out:
https://www.patreon.com/TheChippa

In a just world, Chris would have $3,000+, while the Amputee Authoritarian would be stuck at $20.

Also, Mechanical Engineering? Honestly surprised Bob hasn't cut him out of his life yet, but I guess that sweet, sweet basement makes him swallow his pride.

I'm not gonna lie, his brother actually seems like a pretty cool guy. I feel sorry for him having to put up with Bob's autism.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm convinced that Bob, like 70%+ of other liberals, secretly writes JFK/RFK isn't assassinated alt history.

I'd bet even money that somewhere in the Chipman household there's a little JFK shrine.

 

[reptile0009]

If you have to brag how mature you are, you aren't as mature as you think you are.

Yeah, as someone who has actually been around girls in high school and college, I can safely say most of them do not mature any faster than boys do. Hell if Tumblr is anything to go by I'd say a good portion of them mature much more slowly.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I'd bet even money that somewhere in the Chipman household there's a little JFK shrine.

No silly, you have it all wrong. Come in he clearly worships Mario as he will criticize Nintendo but won't admit to faults in the Mario franchise. That and being former Catholic I bet his new Patron saint is St. Sarkeesian.

 

[Keystone]

I'd bet even money that somewhere in the Chipman household there's a little JFK shrine.

A shrine to Hillary Clinton and Mario is much more likely.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Truly holy artwork for Bob, too bad she has a dirty 360 controller in her hand.

 

[Positron]

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Hmm, let's check it out:
https://www.patreon.com/TheChippa

In a just world, Chris would have $3,000+, while the Amputee Authoritarian would be stuck at $20.

Also, Mechanical Engineering? Honestly surprised Bob hasn't cut him out of his life yet, but I guess that sweet, sweet basement makes him swallow his pride.

Fuck. All these toys. "Revisiting your childhood". "Geek".
Neither of the brothers is normal.
Even their speech patterns are similar (and annoying).

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

This might be slightly off-topic, but since Bob did retweet it, I guess it's fine:
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For some reason, I have the feeling that these tweets are full of shit. I guess that's why Moviebob retweeted them.

Dobson did the same, of course. Probably got it from Bob, he retweets him a lot.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Oh please, we all know you're so thirsty for any positive attention that you'll support any exceptional off the street if they suck your dick hard enough:

Beyond that, Bob's tweets have been pretty slim (heh) today. So here are his most exceptional retweets of the day to tide you guys over:

If you're refering to that NRA ad, I'm pretty sure "shoot children" wasn't stated. Unless you meant "manchildren", then you're not spot-on:

I'll bet $100 that Bob retweeted multiple times the type of tweet they're complaining about:

What is it with Bob and imaginary death threats today?:

wow, you're a brave, stunning woman a screeching, exceptional harpie who can't get acronyms right. FTFY, rando:

Yep, people whose names rhyme with Beter Boffin and Barah Byberg totally aren't on Bob's side, unlike those weeb pedos on 4chan:

 

[Keystone]

Yep, people whose names rhyme with Beter Boffin and Barah Byberg totally aren't on Bob's side, unlike those weeb pedos on 4chan:
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1. That rose next to a name on Twitter = Turbo faggot, every time.
2. Methinks the rando doth project too much. He's got the sexual offender male feminist ally look down pretty well.

 

[thismanlies]

Yep, people whose names rhyme with Beter Boffin and Barah Byberg totally aren't on Bob's side, unlike those weeb pedos on 4chan:

Might I point out that 4chan doesn't have a legion of social justice retards who deny the existence of any fucked up shit that occurred on their website.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

wow, you're a brave, stunning woman a screeching, exceptional harpie who can't get acronyms right. FTFY, rando:
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Why do I get the sinking feeling that if the headline did say doctor someone would be bitching about how they were "covering up" the murder of a woman because of the patriarchy or some crap?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Might I point out that 4chan doesn't have a legion of social justice exceptional individuals who deny the existence of any fucked up shit that occurred on their website.

Spoiler

Believe it or not, 4chan has it's own native SJWs that are rarely talked about and I'm not talking about a mod here or there. From personal experience I've seen a lot of them around /co/ as it's home to their hub of Marvel and Steven Universe threads. Usually you'll find contrarians who agree with ideology while claiming they don't but sometimes you find a more classical form, my personal favorite SJW anon being a paranoid guy who believed everyone complaining about a poorly executed gay reveal was part of a massive /pol/ conspiracy to eradicate gay characters in fiction for...some reason he never explains.

You need to get them to wander out of their comfort zones but they do exist.

 

[BlueSpark]

Believe it or not, 4chan has it's own native SJWs

I've noticed them, as well. There have been a lot of threads on /g/ (the technology board) about diversity initiatives in the tech world (Code with Kloss etc) and the SJWs flock to them to defend their ideology.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I've noticed them, as well. There have been a lot of threads on /g/ (the technology board) about diversity initiatives in the tech world (Code with Kloss etc) and the SJWs flock to them to defend their ideology.

I have seem some fruitless attempts to infiltrate /pol/ but that is akin to kicking all the hornet's nests

 

[BlueSpark]

I have seem some fruitless attempts to infiltrate /pol/ but that is akin to kicking all the hornet's nests

They try to language police in the Chink Shit General and with the constant Pajeet jokes on /g/, too, but there are too many people who just spam racism when they do.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

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Hmm, let's check it out:
https://www.patreon.com/TheChippa

In a just world, Chris would have $3,000+, while the Amputee Authoritarian would be stuck at $20.

Also, Mechanical Engineering? Honestly surprised Bob hasn't cut him out of his life yet, but I guess that sweet, sweet basement makes him swallow his pride.

Fuck me, I remember when people used to put things online because they were passionate about it. Now everybody has a tin can out for patreon bucks before they even get started. It's amazing how people are willing to buy, rip, and reencode media for free, but everybody on youtube needs money to blog in front of a digital camera.