Pangoro
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Given a lot of online clickbait farms expect a certain number of words in an article, he's gotta meet his quota somehow, and writing something interesting clearly isn't an option here.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Given a lot of online clickbait farms expect a certain number of words in an article, he's gotta meet his quota somehow, and writing something interesting clearly isn't an option here.
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Implying Bob has ever done anything legitimately interesting.
Kyria the Great
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Honestly if his review of some movie was only two or three paragraphs but the writing as sincere and interesting, I would respect it much more than 10+ paragraphs of meanless drivel that doesn't add anything tot he review
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so can we expect an article by bob that is just "i hate working class whites very much" except very is repeated 250 times or so?
Pangoro
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Given that Bob's whole schtick is "mass produced pop-culture is now high art!"; nothing would be more jarring, out of character or bizarre to me. I mean, I fully agree with you, if Bob were still able to produce worthwhile content in spite of his many flaws, I wouldn't find him as morbidly fascinating; but he's in too deep to ever stoop to the level of actually being able to sincerely enjoy something on its own merits.
He'll still find some way to turn that one sentence into 10 paragraphs of meaningless drivel.
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His writing hasn't evolved from high school. He's still using big words and writing whole sentences for the sake of padding when two words would suffice.
Kyria the Great
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This issue of padding isn't just directed to Bob, but a lot of these new writers who believe that lots of words makes your work more valid when I say the opposite is true. In fact Bob should take a page from John Steinbeck, an American author whose books are admittedly short, but have some of the most profound effect because deeply understanding they times they came from.
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Having just seen the movie
he couldn't be projecting his politics onto it any harder. He does the whole "Death of the Author" schtick where he removes almost all context surrounding the film that allows him to do so with a thin veneer of legitimacy. The context in this case, that human kind as a whole has been decimated by a virus for the past 12 or so years, and they are in literal danger of becoming extinct, which is a far cry from our current geopolitical situation regardless of how optimistic or pessimistic you are about it. Plus, I saw the movie as more of an allegory for the story of Moses if anything, since it ends with an avalanche wiping out the remaining humans and saving the apes (similar to how the parting of the Red Sea allowed Moses and his people to escape the Pharoah's army), and both Caesar and Moses are forbidden from entering their people's promised land (Moses because he disobeyed an order from Yahweh, and Caesar because of the wounds he sustained due to him staying behind to enact revenge).
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"Brevity is the soul of wit."
- Some dead white male
"Omit needless words."
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"Shut the fuck up, fatso."
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Bob's trying to be funny. The key word is "trying":
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I love how bob doesn't realize he's the absolute bottom bitch of working class whites in terms of knowledge and usefulness, a glorified NEET worthless in comparison to plumbers and coal miners. What makes this fucker think he won't be the first victim of the "superior future"? Dumb hick kkkonservatives at least have able bodies and work experience, he has nothing cheaper brown people/robots can't or would even want to replicate. The answer, of course, is :autism:.
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Almost every goddamn lolcow I follow has weighed in on this Doctor Who silliness. Before I was mildly approving if not totally uninterested; now I'm actively rooting for the upcoming season to be total shit.
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Speaking of "smart business decisions", How's that basement looking, Bobbo? Sell any copies of Brick by Brick?
Kyria the Great
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That is the ultimate irony of these folks is that in pursuit of a more progressive future, they seem to anger everyone to the point we want to see their things fail. We might have a repeat of Ghostbusters 2016 if they aren't careful
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See, my takeaway is that "Reebok's ad people pander to dimwits," and lo, the dimwits respond.
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It's Doctor Who so chances are it will be.
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I've seen exactly two episodes: "Silence in the Library" and "Forest of the Dead." I also have vague childhood memories of a show on PBS that starred some weirdo in a rainbow scarf running around really cheap sets. Then there was my cousin's psycho ex boyfriend who brought the role playing game over one summer, but I never heard much about it after he went to a mental ward for threatening his father with an axe.
I ... don't really have a larger point, except to say I'm no judge of Doctor Who.
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What? Blob you fat sack of shit, the first apes movie was based on a novel and had themes about the cold war. Remember the ending? The world blew itself up in nuclear annihilation. Also, the new apes movies are franchise reboot, not a prequel trilogy you uneducated cow.
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To be perfectly fair, the original Planet of the Apes bears little resemblance to the book it was based on. However, I do find it interesting that he's commenting on a franchise whose original installment revolves around an assholish misanthrope, who upon seeing a truly superstitious and fanatical society comes to reevaluate the worth of the fellow men he spends the early part of the movie pouring scorn upon. Of course, it ends in disappointment, but that legendary ending shows a man who has had his newfound hope crushed rather than having his disdainful worldview confirmed.
Clearly it made no impression on our man Blobby.
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Because how dare not everything be cheap, shitty and made in China, right guys?
Actually, the following is a portrait of you, Bob:
Actually, the following is a portrait of you, Bob:
Bob's feed is a lot of "Ugh, men" and "salty fanboys XD!" I assure you that Bob never watched or even cared about Doctor Who until today, when he could score brownie points with the last remains of the SJWs.
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