Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[MG 192]

Cause as we all know, sperging about Marvel and capeshit just saps the energy from you:
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"It is very important that the world knows EXACTLY when I sleep. Because bedtime in the afternoon is totally the act of GOD!"

Bob actually thinks that The HUnger Games is a valid and viable political system, and one that should be strived for.

Or better yet, a "utopia" combining Brave New World and 1984. That's the world Bob dreams of.

Can someone remind me again how exactly this guy's able to land a job when he holds such vitriolic attitudes and ideas? Somehow I don't think I'd land too many jobs if I endorsed eugenics, genocide, and political violence on my social media platforms (using my real name and face no less).

Networking, though it's not like he's establishing any more important connections. Once he gets fired from Geek.com when the staffs are finished putting up with his verbal diarrhea that is Twitter, he may not get another "film critic" job.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Why does Bobby hate Deadpool? Isn't Deadpool Marvel's?

@Deadpool

 

[Deadpool]

@Deadpool

It's ok because Bob is fat and I wouldn't have sex with him. ( I say this mainly because the only thing I know about this cow is that he wrote a cringey mario 3 book. Otherwise literally who?)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's ok because Bob is fat and I wouldn't have sex with him. ( I say this mainly because the only thing I know about this cow is that he wrote a cringey mario 3 book. Otherwise literally who?)

This really says a lot because Deadpool would sleep with anything.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob, you thought you were an expert on the British political system because you're 1/4th British. Don't fucking start.

Way to be patronizing towards people with better taste in TV than you, Bob. Also, I'll take "Shit that never happened" for 600, Alex.

He has a new video up where he fucked up the description on the bottom:

Then this happened:

Get rekt, Bob.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I don't know anything about Ernest Cline and I'd never even heard of Ready Player One, but I am completely unsurprised to see that Bob's insights, such as they are, yet again originate from a place of envy and resentment.

It's a book who's plot is roughly "What if Willy Wonka was a tech genius, but instead of tormenting children to find an heir, he makes them play National Treasure: 80's Edition in the Matrix". Book is known for being stuffed full of pop-culture references, while simultaneously having its primary theme be "people use memes and pop culture nostalgia as a substitute for meaningful human interaction, and that stunts them emotionally." Not a perfect book, but decent enough that I'd recommend it.

 

[A Random]

Did he literally try and name himself The Critic on that one?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Well Jay Sherman WAS an obese smug coastal "elite" with an irritating voice and grating personality who was once described by Rush Limbaugh as a "liberal creampuff," so...

 

[Mola Ram]

Well Jay Sherman WAS an obese smug coastal "elite" with an irritating voice and grating personality who was once described by Rush Limbaugh as a "liberal creampuff," so...

Yeah... but Jay Sherman was well-compensated for his criticism, attended an elite school, had a son, and even had a romance with a beautiful lady from one of those useless states. Bob couldn't be Jay Sherman on the best day of his life.

EDIT: I will admit, however, that I could totally see this happening to Bob:

 

[Gordon Cole]

You know I had a nice day today. I got some reading done, I watched Castlevania on Netflix (Would recommend, btw), I had some homemade Spaghetti Carbonara, I had a joint and Bob kept his fat gob closed today. But as soon as the clock struck midnight, and he wrote "mamufactured", I knew we were in for another rant.

He has Autocorrect on, but he's still fucking up words like "manufactured". Is his phone as exceptional as he is?

As for the most exceptional retweet of the day, it's a tie between Chris Kluwe wanting to kill the Boy Scouts, and a fan saying that Bob's videos are "A rare source of positivity".

 

[Kyria the Great]

You know I had a nice day today. I got some reading done, I watched Castlevania on Netflix (Would recommend, btw), I had some homemade Spaghetti Carbonara, I had a joint and Bob kept his fat gob closed today. But as soon as the clock struck midnight, and he wrote "mamufactured", I knew we were in for another rant.
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As for the most exceptional retweet of the day, it's a tie between Chris Kluwe wanting to kill the Boy Scouts, and a fan saying that Bob's videos are "A source of positivity"
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Right as I thought Bob could stop the breaks of his concentration camp train, he starts up again. I love how he uses the terms "societally worthwhile" and "not societally worthwhile" and doesn't understand why people compare him to Hitler and Pol Pot. I mean if there aren't societally worthwhile people around, what is the point of them being alive in the first place? Clearly his objectivist side is showing, so much so that even make John Galt blush. I mean if there aren't societally worthwhile people around, what is the point of them being alive in the first place?

Also I love how he is comparing an organization that is supposed to help teach boys the importance of civic duty, outdoor skills, and integrity to what amounts to the Hitler Youth.

 

[BubbleButt]

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Does Kluweless have a thread here yet?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Does Kluweless have a thread here yet?

Anyone that would associate with Bob outside of work or serving him a hamburger would deserve a thread in my book.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You know the fat kid in those 80s/90s summer camp movies who eats everything and farts? I get the feeling that was Bob's experience in the Boy Scouts.

 

[Woodcutting bot]

Why do cows love twitter so much?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Why do cows love twitter so much?

:autism:

 

[RockVolnutt]

Is there an actual anti-intellectual movement of right wingers going on or does Bob mean "Nerds on the internet still want to play normal vidya and someone said there's only two genders"? I need the clarification here because Bob likes grouping everyone together as right wing lunatics.

 

[RP 520]

Why do cows love twitter so much?

Block lists to shit on your enemies, easy verification (blue checkmark) for attention whores and narcissists if you suck up to twitter's political views and have around 10k followers, networking with like minded attention whores and narcissists to create circle jerk echo chambers that like and retweet each other's tweets.

short version: easy echo chamber with a staff/company that's friendly to you and will favor you in issues if your views are similar to theirs, letting you say whatever you want for all those likes, retweets, and asspats.

Is there an actual anti-intellectual movement of right wingers going on or does Bob mean "Nerds on the internet still want to play normal vidya and someone said there's only two genders"? I need the clarification here because Bob likes grouping everyone together as right wing lunatics.

This is Bob we're talking about, the latter.

 

[Clay Claymore]

You know the fat kid in those 80s/90s summer camp movies who eats everything and farts? I get the feeling that was Bob's experience in the Boy Scouts.
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Bob, who are you fooling? We know you haven't been in the Boy Scouts because there was no badge for "Complaing about Vidya and Comic Books."

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I guess we've always been a fascist nation then. Because I can't remember a time when politicians didn't promise shit to their constituents who then begin chanting the name of the country they live in.