Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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God this guy is dumb. Just dumb.

"All the 'whites' can't compete with the other races!" "Your jobs are going or gone and aren't coming back!" Well which the fuck is it already? Pick one. Either there is no market to compete in, or the POCs are taking all the jobs. Can't be both, unless it's Bob telling the story. Good lord...

And do you know what the worst part is? I think he actually believes this shit. He'll seriously tell you 1+1=3 in one breath then go back to 2 in the next. Wild shit from that man.
He might believe minorities are taking not replaceable jobs....somehow. Then again, Bob is one of many political lolcows (like Destiny) who believe automation and cheap foreign labor are compatible ideas that won't result in legions of poor people including those foreigners wanting your head.
 
And do you know what the worst part is? I think he actually believes this shit. He'll seriously tell you 1+1=3 in one breath then go back to 2 in the next. Wild shit from that man.

Bob is the perfect 1984 Party drone. He will not only parrot the Party line no matter how absurd or contradictory it is; he will proselytize it as if it's holy writ. "Rejoice, comrade! The chocolate ration has increased from 5 grams a week to 4 grams a week."
 
Someone should tell him that Asians actually have a higher average household income than whites.

Well that is totally true as well as telling him that Jewish people on average are in the same boat due to the hard work and education both demographics get, but he will accuse you of being a right-wing troll or make disparaging remarks about your Twitter avatar because that is totally relevant to the conversation.
 
God this guy is dumb. Just dumb.

"All the 'whites' can't compete with the other races!" "Your jobs are going or gone and aren't coming back!" Well which the fuck is it already? Pick one. Either there is no market to compete in, or the POCs are taking all the jobs. Can't be both, unless it's Bob telling the story. Good lord...

And do you know what the worst part is? I think he actually believes this shit. He'll seriously tell you 1+1=3 in one breath then go back to 2 in the next. Wild shit from that man.
I tried reading this recent manifesto and Bob just lost me after the third tweet in the chain. It probably isn't the case in real life, but reading these chains leave me picturing Bob just sitting on a couch somewhere and just randomly starts flailing and shouting about things like "the superior future" or "Trump".

Think of it like corprolalia, but with contradictory political views instead of obscenities.
 
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I tried reading this recent manifesto and Bob just lost me after the third tweet in the chain. It probably isn't the case in real life, but reading these chains leave me picturing Bob just sitting on a couch somewhere and just randomly starts flailing and shouting about things like "the superior future" or "Trump".

Think of it like corprolalia, but with contradictory political views instead of obscenities.

He legitimately comes across as crazy in some of his tweetstorms. His videos (from what I can bear to watch) are considerably more restrained, but some of that is surely due to editing and having prepared a script as opposed to just tossing off his various noxious brain farts. On the other hand, he did get fired from The Escapist because he simply could not control his mouth, so maybe your image isn't that far off from the reality.
 
He legitimately comes across as crazy in some of his tweetstorms. His videos (from what I can bear to watch) are considerably more restrained, but some of that is surely due to editing and having prepared a script as opposed to just tossing off his various noxious brain farts. On the other hand, he did get fired from The Escapist because he simply could not control his mouth, so maybe your image isn't that far off from the reality.
His videos are bound to be more concise due to editing and writing things out. Bob's Twitter is him with no filter, showing off every stupid to detestable opinion he has, and he gets considerably more flack for it (e.g. The Zack Snyder incident.)
 

"If you like this thread..."

No. Jesus Christ, why are threads a thing on Twitter? I'm starting to see too many people write these long-winded "threads" and rants, completely missing the point of Twitter (FYI it's not just MovieBob who does this). Every time I see it a tweet that encourages me to "check this thread out," it greatly annoys me. Threads are for message boards people, not Twitter.

Sorry to go off on a rant there, but this is quickly coming a pet peeve.
 
There's something else that bothers me about Bob's flagrant misuse of Twitter's setup. When you're looking at your Twitter feed, it's not uncommon to see a somewhat confusing tweet only to scroll down and see the original tweet that provides the context for the one you just saw. Twitter doesn't really post things in the time they were posted. That's probably why most people don't make more than 3 tweets on a subject, because it's gonna get confusing for anyone just casually looking at their feed.

Imagine you're on Twitter and for whatever reason you follow Bob. Most of his tweets are part of some large multi-tweet chain rambling on about something, like the subhumans or autistic thoughts on pop culture. You may occasionally see some linked tweets, but with the way the feed is set up it looks scattered and incoherent (more so than usual). The only way to make sense out of Bob's tweets is to go directly to his page, which further defeats the purpose of having a Twitter; tweets are theoretically supposed to be concise thoughts you can digest while looking through your feed. But Bob just unloads a series of 5+ tweets almost every time something crosses his mind.
 
:sighduck:. Bob's still showing no signs of stopping his strawmanning.
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I'd feel nostalgic for a time where I had a job and wasn't a diabetic too.
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Hi Dobson, making up more shit again?
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You laugh, but you're gonna need a tank so the police can get you out of the basement.
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TL;DR "Other white people have better jobs and degrees than I do and its because they had it easier."

Before you say "Isn't Bob white?" Consider that his skin's piss yellow at this point.
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Also, he's an expert at interior decorating apparently.
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Someone said this before, but you can count the amount of non-Mario games he's played that came out in the past 15 years on one hand.
IDK if I like Trump's apartment one part of me says tacky the other says purist...

:sighduck:. Bob's still showing no signs of stopping his strawmanning.

You laugh, but you're gonna need a tank so the police can get you out of the basement.
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I'm confused... did he just said he wants to mortar drug addled white communities?
 
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:sighduck:. Bob's still showing no signs of stopping his strawmanning.
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I'd feel nostalgic for a time where I had a job and wasn't a diabetic too.
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Hi Dobson, making up more shit again?
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You laugh, but you're gonna need a tank so the police can get you out of the basement.
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This dumb mongoid should familiarize himself with Waco when we actually did use tanks against rural white people.
 
Well in this Bob, in theory Africa should be one of the most prosperous continents in the world since they are such a Non-white continent aside from those nasty South Africans and perhaps abit of the Northern Africa.
His response would be: "The legacy of colonialism/western imperialism keeps them that way!"
 
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Bob has his Detroit review up:
* Complains some more about "Tacky both sides-ism", and how the film manages to avoid it, because how dare people and ideas be flawed.
* He complains about the film not being "insightful" enough for his tastes and pandering to whitey. Because he's an expert on this apparently.
* Final score: 2 1/2 stars.
 
It fucking pegs me how Bob and so many other tards who call themselves "writers" or "critics" or "enthusiasts" hate the fundamentals of good storytelling. Heroes must always be protected minorities and therefore nothing bad can ever happen to them. That's the most basic concept behind fiction: something bad happens and the hero reacts. I would fucking hate reading or watching something written by these faggots because it would be unbearably boring. I can't even compare there ideal stories to slice of life anime garbage because even in that things fucking happen.

How do these babbies deal with something like Breaking Bad or even, to go back a bit, Six Feet Under, or other shows where all the characters are at best deeply flawed and at worst, outright monsters? Does the idea of character development even exist to these people? If your character is perfect from the start, where the fuck do you go from there?

Can they even cope with the concept of introducing a character like Walter White and tricking you into sympathizing with him, then gradually decaying his character over years until he ultimately becomes a hateful abomination you're glad to see die, yet somehow pull off some cinematic alchemy where you're sad at the same time? Or from the same show, Hank Schrader, introduced as a racist asshole cop, who turns out ultimately to be one of the few genuinely heroic characters in the show? Just for calling people beaners, he'd automatically be shit.

Come to think of it, I can't even think of a single time I've read a tumblr SJW or some loser like Bob say anything at all about Breaking Bad other than to complain it's about FUCKING WHITE MALES with no indication of even ever having watched it. Or to complain that it's about toxic masculinity. Which is actually one of the central themes of the show.

Even non-SJW vidya and cartoon spergs show signs of occasionally watching something that isn't Mario or anime or whatever. Why with SJWs is it always not just children's media, but the most infantile children's media imaginable? Meanwhile they attribute all kinds of depth to it that just isn't there, while completely ignoring any media that actually does have depth.

This isn't even limited to hipster-beloved "deep" shows or movies, but even applies to more middlebrow shit like Criminal Minds or other police procedurals. They just don't seem to get it.
 
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