Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Way to keep having the dumbest possible opinions towards any given historical subject.
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It's telling that he's still dunking on DC instead of talking about Joss Whedon's ex-wife's feelings of betrayal towards his infidelity. True male feminist, everyone.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
It's telling that he's still dunking on DC instead of talking about Joss Whedon's ex-wife's feelings of betrayal towards his infidelity. True male feminist, everyone.
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I can't decide if I prefer Bob's hypocritical silence on the matter (which is of course completely expected) or Tony Goldmark's utterly insane and absolutely hilarious dodge that Whedon is clearly a closeted polyamorist.
 
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I love how Mr. Superior Future and Prof. Culturally Useful's famous Tennesseans includes a couple of wrestlers, pop culture actors, and of course Al Gore, plus a few virtue-signalling colored folks. Too much to hope for that this goon ever heard of James Agee or Alvin York.
 
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Mola Ram said:
I love how Mr. Superior Future and Prof. Culturally Useful's famous Tennesseans includes a couple of wrestlers, pop culture actors, and of course Al Gore, plus a few virtue-signalling colored folks. Too much to hope for that this goon ever heard of James Agee or Alvin York.
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Hey, don't talk shit about Aretha or Ric Flair.
 
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If Bob read history he would love the United States' Secret Service. The name hung on a sign in front of a big government building during WW2. British Agents walking past it, on first sight, would blanch - likely almost sick at the idea of it - not realising it was essentially the investigative arm of the United States Treasury, and nothing like the roots of MI6 or BSC and the OSS. Years, but not too many, after that it would also take up the responsibility for securing the President. That alone gives the name real value and should make people interested in its history. I think the gap where they were called T-Men sort of ruined it for the casual observer. This was the same time as the adoption of G-Men for the FBI and I think it was shortly before the SS took over presidential security responsibilities. That gap I think divorces them from their early history in the public consciousness.

What I am sure of is that Bob's an idiot of epic proportion. Thank god we're all here to celebrate his milk... and maybe respect history. I did say maybe.
 
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Mola Ram said:
I love how Mr. Superior Future and Prof. Culturally Useful's famous Tennesseans includes a couple of wrestlers, pop culture actors, and of course Al Gore, plus a few virtue-signalling colored folks. Too much to hope for that this goon ever heard of James Agee or Alvin York.
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I like how he's tweeted in the past that all the states that normally vote Republican don't contribute to anything artistic or culturally significant...then there he mentions how culturally significant TN is lol.

Also, Ric Flair was only born in TN. He was adopted as a baby by a family in Minnesota and that's where he was raised. :autism::autism: :geek:
 
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Tennessee suddenly isn't a useless state that needs to be bombed off the map because muh statues.
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Thanks Joan Rivers for that piercing insight.
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Donald Trump is immune to the sun. By staring he merely absorbs more power.

Also I don't get this fascination with the eclipse. It doesn't mean anything just because it's happening in the US this time. I've seen 2 total solar eclipses in my life and you can look at the sun just fine for a bit. Don't stare at it for 5 minutes, you dumb shit, but a quick glance won't hurt you.
 
Jerry Lawler? That choice should upset his feminist superiors given Jerry's commentary involving women during the Attitude Era. Also is he aware Al Gore's dad voted against the Civil Rights Act?
 
I love how "Large swaths of the country" is retconned into just being "certain percentage of the population" when it's convenient.
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"I know this is becoming passe, but..."

Stop. If you know people are sick of it, there's no reason to keep doing it.
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I'll say this, at least he isn't referencing Harry Potter like everyone else.
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Assuming he read more than just the tweet/headline (:optimistic:), at least Bob's attempting to broaden his horizons by something that isn't comic books or shit film reviews - the article is likely some sort of "hot take"/ wild speculation based on very little but Bob isn't expected to know that.
 
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I love how "Large swaths of the country" is retconned into just being "certain percentage of the population" when it's convenient.
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"nearly double digits"
so nearly 10
that could be anything over 5 but under 10
then again maybe this only happened because people are tired of snowflakes telling them they are racist and nazis all the time.
frankly bob, i'm more worried about the violent triggerhairs that destroy cars and buildings, and assault people for having the wrong haircut but get no public shame because the media is praising them for being brave.
 
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Jerry Lawler? That choice should upset his feminist superiors given Jerry's commentary involving women during the Attitude Era. Also is he aware Al Gore's dad voted against the Civil Rights Act?
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You're asking if an autistic fascist who thinks HRC was gonna be the next Eisenhower knows anything about politics not spoonfed to him by CNN
 
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