Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Oh wow, can't wait for him to completely ignore what he said.
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Spoiler alert: He completely ignored what he said.
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So by his logic, Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson are intellectuals with "an evolved sensibility".
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Bob, you literally said you want to disenfranchise people who voted against you less than an hour ago. You can't take the high ground here.
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Do you also say "Get outta the way" when you raid buffets?
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He probably hates Marky Mark because "white dudebro". Even though Wahlberg is a solid blue Boston Democrat just like Bob.

Made further confusing by his worshipping Dwayne Johnson, who would be absolutely disgusted with Bob's classism and anti-American politics.

It's kinda hysterical because Dwayne himself is like the most stereotypical masculine patriotic American dude on the fucking planet. Literally everyone loves him for a reason. Dwayne would probably think he's just a fat loser who needs to lose a few pounds.
 
Do you also say "Get outta the way" when you raid buffets?
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Not to comment on the white majority but it's funny when he says this when he's likely going to die well before the middle of this century while his critics have a decent shot of dying in the 2080s/2090s if they're healthy. Mr. Superior Future isn't going to live long enough to see the future at this rate.
 
Really, I wonder what Boston's main export is then? Complaining?
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He means the country, dumbass.
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Blocking those that disagree with you. Now that's the Moviebob School of Debating right there.
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"Meeee! Meeee! I'm better than all those YouTuber hacks! MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Oh wow, can't wait for him to completely ignore what he said.
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Spoiler alert: He completely ignored what he said.
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So by his logic, Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson are intellectuals with "an evolved sensibility".
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(snide parentheses)
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Bob, you literally said you want to disenfranchise people who voted against you less than an hour ago. You can't take the high ground here.
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Do you also say "Get outta the way" when you raid buffets?
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Really, I wonder what Boston's main export is then? Complaining?
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He means the country, dumbass.
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Blocking those that disagree with you. Now that's the Moviebob School of Debating right there.
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"Meeee! Meeee! I'm better than all those YouTuber hacks! MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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What is it with him and his obsession with diversity being a moral good? Even if the US did stay majority white it would still be very diverse due to the various subcultures of individual states and regions. But to him diversity is only superficial, and he projects an inherent purity and altruism on POCs just by virtue of not having white skin akin to Noble Savage bullshit.
 
What is it with him and his obsession with diversity being a moral good? Even if the US did stay majority white it would still be very diverse due to the various subcultures of individual states and regions. But to him diversity is only superficial, and he projects an inherent purity and altruism on POCs just by virtue of not having white skin akin to Noble Savage bullshit.

Well diversity in their book is simply minorities of different skin colors and he only likes it because they will mostly vote democrat. He does have a rather built in hostility towards anyone of minority status in America that disagrees with his viewpoints though. To him and many "progressives" of his stripe they only really care about securing voter bases as I see right through their moral grandstanding and see how cynical they really are with their beliefs. I think it is safe to say that Bob only views minorities as a resource much like slavers would but from a lens of being the "protector".
 
You would think someone who is wants a globalist future would be happy with English speakers with anime avatars. Someone should also tell him that insult is getting very old.
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I love the use of quotes around the word "mean", some progressive Bob is wanting right to vote taken away. I am curious what Bob is implying with finding away around them? It comes of really dark. Bob really thinks his side should have the only say.
 
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What is he talking about? Has he ever had his own panel at a convention or something?

Also I can't help but lol at the George Foreman tweet, because I'm thinking Bob doesn't know who George Foreman is aside from the guy who made that small grill.

Well it isn't like Bob is aware of real fighting sports like boxing or MMA and thinks they are for savage "dudebros", never realizing that boxing had a profound effect on whites having a more positive reaction towards Black Americans.
 
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What is it with him and his obsession with diversity being a moral good? Even if the US did stay majority white it would still be very diverse due to the various subcultures of individual states and regions. But to him diversity is only superficial, and he projects an inherent purity and altruism on POCs just by virtue of not having white skin akin to Noble Savage bullshit.
He's assuming foreigners will always vote Dem forever despite many of them coming from way more conservative backgrounds than Americans.

I kinda want to see Bob define race and it's importance to him or how he'd act if the label "white" expands to include some Hispanic groups like seems to be happening. There's a degree of malleability depending on what you're talking about. Like if he's talking just skin color like SJWs do, "white" is not going to vanish since our fasting growing minority groups are Latinos (who aren't all "brown" as he'd put it) and Asians. If he means culturally than maybe but that's still ignoring the conservative backgrounds I mentioned or that assimilation happens. I really doubt Bob would describe someone like Ted Cruz as a "PoC".

Tl;DR "PURE EUROPEAN GENETICS" Bob when?
 
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He's assuming foreigners will always vote Dem forever despite many of them coming from way more conservative backgrounds than Americans.

I kinda want to see Bob define race and it's importance to him or how he'd act if the label "white" expands to include some Hispanic groups like seems to be happening. There's a degree of malleability depending on what you're talking about. Like if he's talking just skin color like SJWs do, "white" is not going to vanish since our fasting growing minority groups are Latinos (who aren't all "brown" as he'd put it) and Asians. If he means culturally than maybe but that's still ignoring the conservative backgrounds I mentioned or that assimilation happens. I really doubt Bob would describe someone like Ted Cruz as a "PoC".

Bob should have a look at voting patterns in other countries, it's not as clear as POC = vote for Dems/left wing party. For example in the UK, Hindus, Sikhs and Jews tend to vote pretty much in line with White British people overall, if anything they tend to lean slightly more conservative - all 3 of those groups voted to leave the EU by a larger margin than the country as a whole.

As has been pointed out Bob only likes his precious "POCs" as long as they vote in line with him, as soon as they turn away from the Dems you just know that in his head he'll start thinking of them as "house niggers", "uncle toms" and other racist shit.
 
It occurs to me he almost certainly has a vintage Snes and a Nes so why is does he want this?
probably the same reason he has a NES and one of those shitty HDMI emulator series
dude doesn't know how to play retro games in higher quality without some form of emulation
 
Oh wow, can't wait for him to completely ignore what he said.
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Spoiler alert: He completely ignored what he said.
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So by his logic, Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson are intellectuals with "an evolved sensibility".
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Bob, you literally said you want to disenfranchise people who voted against you less than an hour ago. You can't take the high ground here.
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Do you also say "Get outta the way" when you raid buffets?
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I know it's a trope but if 'these people' don't matter why is he so obsessed with them? Wouldn't he just ignore them and join the DSA or even the local Democrats? Is he a part of the local political scene at all? At least the dirtbag left like the chapo trap house guys are politically involved in their local DSA.

I know the answer, we all know the answer, but it's like he's sublimated his partisan hatred into an all-consuming malaise.
 
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New Gameoverthinker, in which Bob lists the top ten TMNT games. Loves the series, so long as it stays in the 1980s.


10: TMNT on the NES
9: The Manhattan Missions
8: Tournament Fighters
7: The Radical Rescue
6: TMNT 2007 on the GBA
5: TMNT Arcade
4: The Manhattan Project
3: Turtles in Time
2: The Arcade Game on the NES
1: Turtles in Time on the SNES

After watching this video, I noticed just how hyperbolic Bob is in his description of games and their impact on gaming as a whole. He makes it sound as if licensed games of a property that (after some changes) was primarily aimed at children was on par with the Gone with the Wind or Citizen Kane. And that he's been reduced to making top ten videos, which was never really a focus of his, especially during 2012-2014 when he didn't make a single list video AFAIK.
 
Bob, any Simpsons past Season 8 is garbage.
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"Other than him, that's a good one"

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"Kill the Alligator and run" is widely regarded as one of the all-time worst episodes of The Simpsons. Kid Rock is actually the least offensive part of it.

Odd that he's white knighting for The Simpsons considering they did this recently:

 
You would think someone who is wants a globalist future would be happy with English speakers with anime avatars. Someone should also tell him that insult is getting very old.
Anime isn't a part of his culture, so it has no space in the Superior Future.
 
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