Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

So, Bob's stand-up needs some work:

Bob, you're already a meat lover's pizza away from a heart attack.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yes, it's going to be a major shock and tragedy when a comic book artist in his 90s pops his clogs.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Yes, it's going to be a major shock and tragedy when a comic book artist in his 90s pops his clogs.

>Nearly had a heart attack over thinking a 90 year old man died who cameo'd in some movies he faps to
>Supports company sharing the name of the one that made the films butchering the 90 year old's creations
>Has previously told fans of comics that they are bigots for wanting to keep that man's work alive and clinging to an Inferior Past.
How does this work in Bob's head? Cause he'd certainly disown Stan if he was aware of his world view like his opinion that people should make their own junk or how he made his name by shitting all over the concept of political correctness.

 

[Gordon Cole]

If nothing else, it's hilarious that Bob will be bootyblasted over South Park till the day he dies.

And here's Bob being a sex weirdo.

Bob may not be able to tell Skyrim and Dark Souls apart, so I can't wait for him to confuse this version of Skyrim with even more games.

"I'm looking for your opinions, but I'll block you if I disagree with you!"

 

[Assorted Nuts]

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Glad to see he's suddenly Catholic when it's convenient even though he's usually fedora tipping asshat. Especially when he spergs about abortion. Great consistency.

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh my, so many Chipman foibles to wade through. SexyTimesHitler is like the Poopsmith of Kiwi Farms, silently gifting us with the dreckiest shit imaginable.

Ok, not so silently, but my metaphors have a habit of breaking down in the homestretch.

Is Bob the only person with any kind of media presence who describes what's happened to South Park as "decay?" I'm sure plenty of people are pissed that they march to their own political drum that is occasionally more on the right than the left, but I've literally never heard anyone claim their writing, satire, and comic timing has gotten less sharp over the years.

And here's Bob being a sex weirdo

Let me fix that twitterpuking for you: You don't see things like Andy Sidaris movies much anymore because the advent of the PG-13 rating sent Hollywood into a long-term binge of adolescent trash, which has at last reached its apex in the capeshit movies Bob loves. R-rated movies are much rarer these days because they don't make enough money.

There. I just saved you reading through a dozen tweets that combine muddled thinking with queasy suspicions concerning what kind of porn Bob watches.

Bob may not be able to tell Skyrim and Dark Souls apart, so I can't wait for him to confuse this version of Skyrim with even more games.

At last! A version of Skyrim that looks so close to cheerful cartoons painted on a preschool wall that even Bob can enjoy it.

"I'm looking for your opinions, but I'll block you if I disagree with you!"

Yes, Bob. The old school wops here are going to make a gigantic fuss about this, as will plenty of newer generation wops. Of course you're in favor of taking them down, and probably banning the parades, too. But then you Beantown dickheads always were gigantic pussies compared to them.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

YouTube isn't letting people add ads to anything that isn't deemed "family friendly" these days, Bob. So unless you want to stop telling people that all blue collar works and non-costal states are impure ignorant garbage people that deserve to die to make way for the SUPERIOR FUTURE....then you're shit out of luck.

 

[RockVolnutt]

YouTube isn't letting people add ads to anything that isn't deemed "family friendly" these days, Bob. So unless you want to stop telling people that all blue collar works and non-costal states are impure ignorant garbage people that deserve to die to make way for the SUPERIOR FUTURE....then you're shit out of luck.

Genocidal rants about cleansing the world of whites and the poor, it's fun for the whole family!

 

[His Dewliness]

Is Bob the only person with any kind of media presence who describes what's happened to South Park as "decay?" I'm sure plenty of people are pissed that they march to their own political drum that is occasionally more on the right than the left, but I've literally never heard anyone claim their writing, satire, and comic timing has gotten less sharp over the years.

Bob doesn't like anything with even a bit of edge or grit to it so it makes sense that he likes very early South Park with its abundance of fart and shit jokes compared to more modern South Park with fewer jokes about shit and more jokes about Christoper Reeve eating foetuses to stop being disabled.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bob doesn't like anything with even a bit of edge or grit to it so it makes sense that he likes very early South Park with its abundance of fart and shit jokes compared to more modern South Park with fewer jokes about shit and more jokes about Christoper Reeve eating foetuses to stop being disabled.

That Crips and Bloods episode was great.

 

[Hollow Cost]

That Crips and Bloods episode was great.

most of the Jimmy/Timmy episodes were good, although Handicar made me groan with the "whacky races" punchline

 

[The Nothingness]

Glad to see he's suddenly Catholic when it's convenient even though he's usually fedora tipping asshat. Especially when he spergs about abortion. Great consistency.

I could have sworn he wasn't practicing anymore since he has said in the past he's a lapse Catholic

 

[Gordon Cole]

...They draw accusations of bigotry and can't pass a health care bill?

So, he's saying that Batman will look less like the Batman in his head, but a Wizard. I realistically should be fluent in Bob's brand of stupid by now... but what the fuck am I reading?

Now South Park's too "nihilistic" (a.k.a. Mean-spirited). I will give him and every weenie-ass motherfucker like him $50 to sit through an episode of It's Always Sunny.

I could have sworn he wasn't practicing anymore since he has said in the past he's a lapse Catholic

Remember national/religious identity is a thing of the past, unless he has to prove a point, then it's alive and well.

 

[ZehnBoat]

i thought that was shia labeouf in the thumbnail

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

...They draw accusations of bigotry and can't pass a health care bill?
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So, he's saying that Batman will look less like the Batman in his head, but a Wizard. I realistically should be fluent in Bob's brand of stupid by now... but what the fuck am I reading?
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Now South Park's too "nihilistic" (a.k.a. Mean-spirited). I will give him and every weenie-ass motherfucker like him $50 to sit through an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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Remember national/religious identity is a thing of the past, unless he has to prove a point, then it's alive and well.

Bob, do you even watch Rick and Morty? Nihilism is that show's bread and butter. Rick's catchphrase is literally an alien phrase meaning "I am in deep pain and suffering". One of the most prominent lines of the show was when Morty revealed to Summer that he and Rick were from another universe and that her universe's Rick and Morty were laying in an unmarked grave in the backyard, and that his conclusion from this was that everyone dies and nothing we do matters so we may as well have fun living.

You know nothing about what nihilism is besides the TV version of it where emo kids use it to explain their depwessun. You fat... stupid... white... white... white...

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So, he's saying that Batman will look less like the Batman in his head, but a Wizard. I realistically should be fluent in Bob's brand of stupid by now... but what the fuck am I reading?
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Whatever he was trying to say, he appears to have deleted it. Maybe he meant to link a different video?

Bob, do you even watch Rick and Morty? Nihilism is that show's bread and butter. Rick's catchphrase is literally an alien phrase meaning "I am in deep pain and suffering". One of the most prominent lines of the show was when Morty revealed to Summer that he and Rick were from another universe and that her universe's Rick and Morty were laying in an unmarked grave in the backyard, and that his conclusion from this was that everyone dies and nothing we do matters so we may as well have fun living.

You know nothing about what nihilism is besides the TV version of it where emo kids use it to explain their depwessun. You fat... stupid... white... white... white...

Also, you left out "weak...pathetic..." and "white guilt..."

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

Whatever he was trying to say, he appears to have deleted it. Maybe he meant to link a different video?



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Also, you left out "weak...pathetic..." and "white guilt..."

Can a video editing kiwi edit Bob's face into gazorpazorpfield?

 

[Clay Claymore]

most of the Jimmy/Timmy episodes were good, although Handicar made me groan with the "whacky races" punchline

I actually really liked the "Wacky Races" subplot of that episode. Of course, I also really like "Wacky Races."

Whatever he was trying to say, he appears to have deleted it. Maybe he meant to link a different video?



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Also, you left out "weak...pathetic..." and "white guilt..."

That's something I noticed about "Rick and Morty" fans. Most of them usually don't like adult cartoons like "Family Guy" or "South Park" because they're too mean-spirited, crude jokes, and have gross-out humor, and yet they blow "Rick and Morty" even though is has all three of those things and more.

It boggles my mind...

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That's something I noticed about "Rick and Morty" fans. Most of them usually don't like adult cartoons like "Family Guy" or "South Park" because they're too mean-spirited, crude jokes, and have gross-out humor, and yet they blow "Rick and Morty" even though is has all three of those things and more.

It boggles my mind...

They don't want to admit they find something deemed "problematic" enjoyable or funny.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

Whatever he was trying to say, he appears to have deleted it. Maybe he meant to link a different video?



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Also, you left out "weak...pathetic..." and "white guilt..."

"Durr, the show isn't about Nihlism because Rick isn't always in the right."

What the fuck- A week ago the show had an episode where Rick causes a team of super heroes to kill themselves by forcing them to accept their demons or die. Even in this case, Rick explicitly tries to get these people out alive and they're STILL unable to keep well enough to themselves and prevent each other's deaths. The point of the episode is that Rick is right and brings out the hidden monsters in people, no matter how much they try to disguise it.

What the fuck, that's so basic. It's not even analysis, the creators of the show fucking explain it to you in their post-episode interviews? What the fuck is wrong with Bob's brain that he can't understand things that are so blatantly explained to him?