Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Random]

For an American, why does he pretend to live in China?

 

[Mola Ram]

And lastly, 10:30 AM will never be a normal time for sleep no matter how you try to spin it.

Erratic sleep patterns and fucking up your circadian rhythms by staying up all night and crashing midmorning is an excellent way to severely exacerbate heart disease.

I just thought I'd mention that for educational purposes.

 

[Clay Claymore]

For an American, why does he pretend to live in China?

For some baffling reason, Bobbo thinks China is a better example of a "superior future," the same China with the sweatshops, pollution, xenophobia, bootlegged everything, censored internet, and the communism.

Yeah I don't think Bob knows a thing about China apart from the Great Wall and the techonology.

 

[The Nothingness]

Yeah I don't think Bob knows a thing about China apart from the Great Wall and the techonology.

Along with pandas and Mulan.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob views just about any major "POC Nation" as a romanticized paradise be it China or Mexico.

Now I'm not saying Bob is racist, but Bob is totally racist.

 

[Mola Ram]

For some baffling reason, Bobbo thinks China is a better example of a "superior future," the same China with the sweatshops, pollution, xenophobia, bootlegged everything, censored internet, and the communism.

Yeah I don't think Bob knows a thing about China apart from the Great Wall and the techonology.

I'd say he's dumb enough to believe everything Thomas Friedman has written about China, but then I remembered Bob doesn't read.

 

[link1234]

"Ours" is in quotes, but he didn't use them when talking about Mexico?
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What an asshole. If it goes without saying than why is he saying it? He is using the tragedy as an opportunity to push is political views about the wall.

 

[The Nothingness]

You would think Bob would be pissed at China since they're the ones who keep the live-action Transformers movies going and their censorship when it comes to movies caused Fembusters to be banned.

 

[GV 998]

“Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it's loaded.”
-Robert A. Heinlein

...and MovieBlob's head is as hollow as a coconut.

You ....I like you.

Anyone that quotes Heinlein is my friend as far as I'm concerned

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You would think Bob would be pissed at China since they're the ones who keep the live-action Transformers movies going and their censorship when it comes to movies caused Fembusters to be banned.

China bans anything to do with ghosts. It's not because the last Ghostbusters movie had an all female cast.

 

[The Nothingness]

China bans anything to do with ghosts. It's not because the last Ghostbusters movie had an all female cast.

I'm aware of that but I don't think Bob does.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm aware of that but I don't think Bob does.

The Half in the Bag review had a great line about this. Mike saying something like, "We're sorry that your atheist, Communist government was too superstitious to show a movie about ghosts."

 

[Bungleboy]

I love how THIS and not China's nationalism, brazen disregard for the rights of their citizens, and open exploitation of their workforce is what got Blob to turn his anger at China.

Neo-liberals really are useful idiots, ain't they?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob Chipman, struggling with the toughest dilemmas modern society has to offer.

I love how he's referring to his basement as an "apartment".

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob Chipman, struggling with the toughest dilemmas modern society has to offer.

I saw these dino skeletons in the Home Depot near me the other day. They're adorable! Shame Bob doesn't have any children to enjoy them, since that's who they're clearly aimed ad.

I love how he's referring to his basement an "apartment".

It's like when someone refers to their parents as their "roommates."

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

There's a joke to be made about a fat guy and an animal with all its meat eaten off the carcass but I'm struggling.

 

[nad7155]

Bob Chipman, struggling with the toughest dilemmas modern society has to offer.

His toughest dilemma seems to be having a regular Coke or diet when he wolfs down an entire extra cheese pizza.

 

[thismanlies]

Bob Chipman, struggling with the toughest dilemmas modern society has to offer.
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I love how he's referring to his basement an "apartment".

He'll probably stretch green bedsheets over it, pretend it's a yoshi, and break it the second he tries to ride it.

 

[Emperor Julian]

A little bit of self-discipline than anticipated as he resisted the urge to rant about the dudebro's attacking the losers (you know he was thinking it) the only part he fucked up was that little slip about Beth and 'women' which being passive aggresive he didnt follow up on.

Fucking hell he's and ugly bastard with a terrible dress sense however.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

It would be a nice "living room piece" as a conversation starter for all the company he has