Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sanae Kochiya]

I mean, even crazy people can point out when even crazier people perpetuate insane bullshit. It doesn't excuse the fact that they themselves are idiots, but it just reminds us that autism is, indeed, a spectrum.

Just because Bob isn't on the far end of the spectrum doesn't mean we still can't laugh at his borderline xenophobic shit.

 

[Flexo]

>worrying that the punisher promotes gun violence when we all know Frank Castle's greatest weapon is fat people.

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So you're saying real men don't use guns, they use Bob?

...suddenly his positions make more sense. He wants to be used.

 

[cypocryphy]

I feel bad always having @Sexy Times Hitler provide us with content from this giant human slug, so I used my potato device to get us some of Bob's retweets. The main highlights are Bob still not getting over Hillary losing in September 2017, and being fine with someone who disagrees with him having their head stomped in:

 

[Lensherr]

I feel bad always having @Sexy Times Hitler provide us with content from this giant human slug, so I used my potato device to get us some of Bob's retweets. The main highlights are Bob still not getting over Hillary losing in September 2017, and being fine with someone who disagrees with him having their head stomped in:

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Antifa sure does love to play the victim, don't they?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I feel bad always having @Sexy Times Hitler provide us with content from this giant human slug, so I used my potato device to get us some of Bob's retweets. The main highlights are Bob still not getting over Hillary losing in September 2017, and being fine with someone who disagrees with him having their head stomped in:

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"It seems very likely that if Hilary Clinton had been a man that she would have been president today"

Yeah, that got disproven months and months ago...

 

[Pneumapteron]

New video of Bob. wow...the mental gymnastics and the projection levels here are over 9000.
Seriusly what we can expect from this uber-manchild:

 

[Mola Ram]

New video of Bob. wow...the mental gymnastics and the projection levels here are over 9000.
Seriusly what we can expect from this uber-manchild:

I'm going to need a TL;DW on this, because the day I subject myself to something called "Citizen Unicron" is the day I eat a bucket of bleach.

 

[Positron]

TL;DR:

1. Orson Welles thought Transformers is trash and Bob says Welles was "projecting".
2. And yet the real projection is -- Bob thinks Welles is a manchild.
   
3. Bob thinks Falstaff is "the walking embodiment of blustering immaturity".
   
4. And as if that isn't enough, Don Quixote is apparently "the ultimate icon of childhood winning over adulthood prior to Disney's Peter Pan".

(Seriously fuck this fat fuck.)
And are we supposed to be surprised that Orson Welles signed up for trashy roles just for the money? He did it all the time to fund his pet projects.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I never thought about it before but "IN BOB WE TRUST" and the video ending with "TRUST THE BOB" as eerie static plays is a lot more creepy when you think about his authoritarian views. I can't tell if that's intentional.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I never thought about it before but "IN BOB WE TRUST" and the video ending with "TRUST THE BOB" as eerie static plays is a lot more creepy when you think about his authoritarian views. I can't tell if that's intentional.

Well when you have Jim RESIST Sterling as a former coworker, that line is rather hard to determine

 

[Assorted Nuts]

TL;DR:

1. Orson Welles thought Transformers is trash and Bob says Welles was "projecting".
2. And yet the real projection is -- Bob thinks Welles is a manchild.
   
3. Bob thinks Falstaff is "the walking embodiment of blustering immaturity".
   
4. And as if that isn't enough, Don Quixote is apparently "the ultimate icon of childhood winning over adulthood prior to Disney's Peter Pan".

(Seriously fuck this fat fuck.)
And are we supposed to be surprised that Orson Welles signed up for trashy roles just for the money? He did it all the time to fund his pet projects.

Everything you've described is pretty bizarre, but I can't even wrap my head around the idea that Welles calling Transformers trash is projecting. Projecting what? I know we're dealing with Bob "Moon Wheat" Chipman, but that is still more baffling than his average bullshit.

 

[Water-T]

A movie that essentially says that even bigoted violent people still have emotions and humanity at the end of the day? Bob will hate it.

Another reason Bob will shit on this is because this film bailed on a film fest at the Alamo Drafthouse after it was revealed they "rehired" (aka didn't actually fire him but claimed they did) Bob's butt buddy Devin Fatassi.

 

[Mola Ram]

TL;DR:

1. Orson Welles thought Transformers is trash and Bob says Welles was "projecting".
2. And yet the real projection is -- Bob thinks Welles is a manchild.
   
3. Bob thinks Falstaff is "the walking embodiment of blustering immaturity".
   
4. And as if that isn't enough, Don Quixote is apparently "the ultimate icon of childhood winning over adulthood prior to Disney's Peter Pan".

(Seriously fuck this fat fuck.)
And are we supposed to be surprised that Orson Welles signed up for trashy roles just for the money? He did it all the time to fund his pet projects.

I ... I don't even know how to respond to this.

I may have to watch this garbage after all, just to tear it apart properly. I'm just not sure I have enough enamel on my teeth to grind through.

 

[Kyria the Great]

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I ... I don't even know how to respond to this.

I may have to watch this garbage after all, just to tear it apart properly. I'm just not sure I have enough enamel on my teeth to grind through.

Well Seppuku doesn't sound like a terrible idea in this case. I will lend you a giant sword to do so.

 

[Absolutego]

Watched the video, regret it. Some slight confusion though ITT - he's not accusing Orson Welles of projecting for rightly thinking the Transformers cartoon was some stupid shit, he's accusing the film media/nerd culture of projecting when they say Welles hated playing Omicron:

And the idea that [Welles] might have seen the role as a particular humiliation? I mean, to me, that feels like projection

Note that at the time he says projection he cuts to a clip of the evil food critic from Ratatouille. Anyways, he goes on to posit that Welles would probably have liked the "recognition" he got from the role as time went on if he had lived ().
His evidence that Welles was a manchild boils down to including Rosebud as a reference to Charles Foster Kane's childhood, which Bob equates to his own obsession with a 30 year old cartoon movie dedicated to selling toys.

Also how dim/socially inept/:autism: do you have to be to think that THIS is an expression worth including in your videos?

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[Flexo]

I believe that's the face he made when we posted some of those mario pics.

 

[NSA]

Also how dim/socially inept/:autism: do you have to be to think that THIS is an expression worth including in your videos?

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He can't help looking like that when the bike pump in his ass is turned on.

 

[RockVolnutt]

He can't help looking like that when the bike pump in his ass is turned on.

The Son of Dob strikes again!

 

[Gordon Cole]

Ow, so edgy, guise!

Tweets like the following aren't helping your victim narrative:

[shrugs]

TL;DR:

1. Orson Welles thought Transformers is trash and Bob says Welles was "projecting".
2. And yet the real projection is -- Bob thinks Welles is a manchild.
   
3. Bob thinks Falstaff is "the walking embodiment of blustering immaturity".
   
4. And as if that isn't enough, Don Quixote is apparently "the ultimate icon of childhood winning over adulthood prior to Disney's Peter Pan".

(Seriously fuck this fat fuck.)
And are we supposed to be surprised that Orson Welles signed up for trashy roles just for the money? He did it all the time to fund his pet projects.

I really can't stress enough how Moviebob manages to mangle and fuck up film theory/history so easily just to prove his views are right. Sure, the man who adapted Kafka and fucking Shakespeare multiple times is no different than him. His brain must be a mush of fat and sugar at this point.

I never thought about it before but "IN BOB WE TRUST" and the video ending with "TRUST THE BOB" as eerie static plays is a lot more creepy when you think about his authoritarian views. I can't tell if that's intentional.

I'm more worried that he calls himself "The Bob", tbh.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Ow, so edgy, guise!

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As opposed to saying 9/11 was done by the government using fucking video games?