Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I’m starting to understand why people hate the idea of video games becoming “art”. Because it apparently means games can’t have any sort of difficulty and must all be walking simulators with invincibility.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I’m starting to understand why people hate the idea of video games becoming “art”. Because it apparently means games can’t have any sort of difficulty and must all be walking simulators with invincibility.

And even then fat sacs as Moviebob will one day complain that the simulation expects them to walk instead of using scooters or robot bodies

 

[BR55]

"If "Gamers" insist on defining themselves solely as "consumers" then the medium will never rise to its true potential"-The Blob.
First WTF does than even mean Bob? Second What pray tell Bobby is Gamings true potential? Because in the past you have dismissed story driven western RPGs like Mass Effect, FPS games like Call of Duty and Halo, really you have dismissed any game that features violence and mature themes offhand as "Dark and Gritty Dudebro trash" and now you are dismissing Cuphead for "Gatekeeping". I don't even know why I'm asking cause I know the answer. Gamings "True Potential" to Bob is one endless Mario nostalgia boner trip so Bobby can go back to a time before pesky things like Responsibility and acting like a Mother Fucking Adult.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

That's copy/pasted more than an Adam Ellis comic, Jesus Christ. What talentless hack did this?

Looks like FUCKING BENDIS

 

[Beardfish]

I’m starting to understand why people hate the idea of video games becoming “art”. Because it apparently means games can’t have any sort of difficulty and must all be walking simulators with invincibility.

I think what people hate the most is the idea of everyone who plays videogames suddenly transforming to moviebob. A walking simulator is harmless by itself, but a faggot who goes crazy over it and demand every game to be like that is truly horrifying.

 

[AnOminous]

I think what people hate the most is the idea of everyone who plays videogames suddenly transforming to moviebob. A walking simulator is harmless by itself, but a faggot who goes crazy over it and demand every game to be like that is truly horrifying.

After Bob loses his feet to the beetus, walking simulators will be the only walking he does.

 

[sgetti]

TIL Bob considers Dean Takahashi and other game journalists to be part of his "cultural elite". Somehow not surprised though.

(side note: that guy with the brony username and Sonic avatar gave a more measured and mature response to being corrected than I think Bob ever has, which speaks volumes, really)

 

[Bloody bunny]

He's still prattling on about Cuphead:
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Translation: "Waaaaaaaaah! Why can't everyone listen to meeeeeeeeeee?"
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This is anecdotal, but my Mom is as much of a moderate as they come, and doesn't really watch superhero movies. She absolutely adores the Nolan movies, to the point where it's probably her favorite film trilogy. For all of his complaining and posturing towards really understanding Batman, deep down he's salty that for a lot of people, the Nolan Batman is the Batman to them, and not just his strawmanned enemies.

nobody can take him and his asshole megacunt buddy's seriously so it's everybody fault that games are just for kids.

Such fucking narcissism,he's not just the hero of the story everyone else had better fallow along.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Here's a great video about video game difficulty that blows every one of Fatso's stupid points out of the water:

Incidentally, the guy who made that video (TheGamingBrit - please check out his other stuff because it's fucking amazing and deserves more love) got in a scuffle with Bob some years back over Bob's atrocious Other M video, so they have some history. I find it funny to imagine he gets his video ideas from reading Bob's Twitter feed and uses them as veiled rebuttals to something stupid Bob's said.

 

[RockVolnutt]

TIL Bob considers Dean Takahashi and other game journalists to be part of his "cultural elite". Somehow not surprised though.

(side note: that guy with the brony username and Sonic avatar gave a more measured and mature response to being corrected than I think Bob ever has, which speaks volumes, really)

It must suck being an ideology like Bob's and considering game journalists part of your "Master Race". Can you imagine anyone else considering game journalist part of their "more culturally evolved" group of supermen? Pinnacle of human evolution right there.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Considering Bob considers himself part of the culturally evolved supermen the bar must already be pretty low.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

After Bob loses his feet to the beetus, walking simulators will be the only walking he does.

>loses
>not "lost"

 

[AnOminous]

It must suck being an ideology like Bob's and considering game journalists part of your "Master Race". Can you imagine anyone else considering game journalist part of their "more culturally evolved" group of supermen? Pinnacle of human evolution right there.

"Games journalists" are people who suck at games and aren't even journalists.

 

[RockVolnutt]

"Games journalists" are people who suck at games and aren't even journalists.

You're only saying that because you're a failure who doesn't have the SUPERIOR genetics of a game journalist. You only wish you were a balding loser with worse hand-eye coordination than an arthritic grandmother and being incapable of solving intelligence puzzles that a pigeon can do. What an obsolete sub-human you are.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's still acting like game journos are superior:

"If I have to consider the fact that I lost my job and wasted years of my life on stupid bullshit, it's your fault!"

Bob's not famous either. Who wants to take a crack at what skeletons he has hiding in his closet?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

"DARE YOU RISK BEING BLOCKED BY THEMOVIEBOB?!"

 

[TheImportantFart]

"DARE YOU RISK BEING BLOCKED BY THEMOVIEBOB?!"

I'm not on Twitter, but if that happened to me I'd consider it a badge of honour.

Oh no Bob! Don't punish me by making it so that I never have to interact with you again!

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

If Bob had ever actually worked for a living, he'd know that non-famous CEOs tend to groom one employee and basically treat them as a work wife/husbando. They don't tend to get a conga line of pussy/cock, mainly due to most of them being less attractive than MovieBob.

He's right about cops, so I'm guessing he knows one or knows somebody who gets cop stories.

Everyone getting the vapors about Harvey is killing me. Is there one adult over the age of 30 that was not aware he was an out of control lunatic before this week?

 

[RockVolnutt]

He's still acting like game journos are superior:
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I don't see how doing a job that boils down to "recommend me some video games" is the equivalent to being a pilot. Passengers can all fuck off and pilots would still have an important skill that isn't subjective opinions. Your friends likely do have a better grasp of your taste than any Chipman out there.

What is the origin of that cartoon anyways? First I saw it was in the context of the 2016 election and people getting pissy that not everyone is on board with an unquestionable ruling class. "The peasants aren't smart enough" and all that.

I'm not on Twitter, but if that happened to me I'd consider it a badge of honour.

Oh no Bob! Don't punish me by making it so that I never have to interact with you again!

I wonder when people will catch on that blocking vast groups isn't winning an argument. In fact, it's digging yourself deeper into a hole while the other person is still out in the open and you'll never know what they're saying. Being conservative about blocking makes it more effectively.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't see how doing a job that boils down to "recommend me some video games" is the equivalent to being a pilot. Passengers can all fuck off and pilots would still have an important skill that isn't subjective opinions. Your friends likely do have a better grasp of your taste than any Chipman out there.

Also the games "journalist" is a lot more like the moron standing up and demanding the cockpit, since the games "journalist" is unable to play games a 12 year old masters with ease.