Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[tehpope]

Did Blob's dad die?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Did Blob's dad die?

It was the other day. Bob has oddly said nothing about it besides 2 tweets or so and went back on his usual sperging about why we need to genocide white people and how great the Superior Future is. Some people here are guessing he didn't give a fuck about his dad and it's the rest of the family dealing with it.

Edit: Skimmed the Disco tweets. What's up with Bob comparing his ideal things to stuff that "died" shortly after? It's not as fucked as him comparing modern society to the Weimar Republic and saying it's ideal but Disco was not and never was this eternal diversity heaven he paints it as. It was a fad.

 

[Mola Ram]

It was the other day. Bob has oddly said nothing about it besides 2 tweets or so and went back on his usual sperging about why we need to genocide white people and how great the Superior Future is. Some people here are guessing he didn't give a fuck about his dad and it's the rest of the family dealing with it.

Edit: Skimmed the Disco tweets. What's up with Bob comparing his ideal things to stuff that "died" shortly after? It's not as fucked as him comparing modern society to the Weimar Republic and saying it's ideal but Disco was not and never was this eternal diversity heaven he paints it as. It was a fad.

Also, plenty of church groups had issues with rock & roll right back to the 1950s. And considering how many rockers going back to the fucking jazz era were absolutely swimming in pussy (Robert Johnson was likely and infamously murdered by a jealous husband of some ass he was pulling on the side), the idea that people were afraid of rock & roll musicians as some kind of Gay Menace is straight-up fucking insane. And "not enough Bowies"? Jagoff, there are never enough Bowies, or Johnny Cashes, or Elvises, or Iron Maidens, or The Clashes. That's what makes them special.

Here. I'll refute Bob's lunatic twitterpuking with a single tweet-sized comment:

"You know you're getting old when all the music sucks."

Boom.

 

[iafiv]

Wait a minute his dad died?And he's spending his time tweeting about other stuff?No wait he's actually tweeting about anything?Is this for real?Any confirmation?I thought people when someone close to them dies they simply take some time off from their normal business and come back after a period of grieving.Its not like someone is gonna say 'Hey man you haven't tweeted anything for 5 days.' because the obvious answer would be 'Well yeah my dad died so i didn't feel like talking about Transformers.'

 

[vertexwindi]

Wait a minute his dad died?And he's spending his time tweeting about other stuff?No wait he's actually tweeting about anything?Is this for real?Any confirmation?I thought people when someone close to them dies they simply take some time off from their normal business and come back after a period of grieving.Its not like someone is gonna say 'Hey man you haven't tweeted anything for 5 days.' because the obvious answer would be 'Well yeah my dad died so i didn't feel like talking about Transformers.'

He broke the news about his dad himself in Twitter.

 

[TheImportantFart]

He broke the news about his dad himself in Twitter.

Kind of says it all really. A life-shattering event occurred, but most people in this thread aren't aware of it because it was quickly buried under an avalanche of Bob sperging about stupid shit.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

"You know you're getting old when all the music sucks."

Bob's like Peter Pan. He can never grow old because he never stopped being a child.

He's just a very, VERY large child at this point.

 

[cypocryphy]

I'm surprised he doesn't think the NFL is "dudebro toxic masculinity". I guess he likes all the POC's and the 'taking a knee' thing.

I also love how he has to autisitcally bloviate about everything to sound "smaht".

 

[Kyria the Great]

Has Bob said anything yet about the major implosion of Neo-Gaff?

 

[Lensherr]

Has Bob said anything yet about the major implosion of Neo-Gaff?

He’ll probably just ignore it, as he’s wont to do if something contradicts the narrative.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bob as a well versed pop gaming culture critic most likely doesn't know about neogaff

 

[Mola Ram]

He’ll probably just ignore it, as he’s wont to do if something contradicts the narrative.

I heard he texted his dad for advice on what to say, but for some reason the old man hasn't gotten back to him yet.

 

[Flexo]

Probably the stupidest thing is that twitter HAS a "pin tweet" feature. So all Bob has to do is pin the tweet about his father to his page and then take a week-long break to get some perspective...

Wait - hold it. Now it makes sense. All that death stuff was probably threatening to collapse his bubble and let a bit of reality into his world (and nothing is more real or heavy than death) so Bob had to hurry back onto to twitter to keep out the realization of how empty and meaningless his life is.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Bob just posted a brutally large screed about rock music showing, yet again, he doesn't understand the purpose of twitter. Considering his lack of knowledge regarding his usual mediums of choice, he's hardly someone to be talking about music. I don't know the context, but of course fucking Miyamoto was the progenitor for him giving us his interpretation of the last 70 years of music history. He also took the time to post something to the effect of "Oh I forgot my dad died lol".

Read bottom-to-top. Mad props to the guy who usually caps Bob's madness.

Mola Ram refuted Bob's lunatic twitterpuking about Rock n Roll with a single tweet-sized comment. I'll use an example from history (courtesy of Sir John Glubb's book Fate of Empires "

"The works of the contemporary historians of Baghdad in the early tenth century are still available. They deeply deplored the degeneracy of the times in which they lived, emphasising particularly the indifference to religion, the increasing materialism and the laxity of sexual morals...The historians commented bitterly on the extraordinary influence acquired by popular singers over young people, resulting in a decline in sexual morality. The ‘pop’ singers of Baghdad accompanied their erotic songs on the lute, an instrument resembling the modern guitar. In the second half of the tenth century, as a result, much obscene sexual language came increasingly into use, such as would not have been tolerated in an earlier age. Several khalifs issued orders banning ‘pop’ singers from the capital, but within a few years they always returned."​

So authorities decrying popular songs and popular singers as decadent and civilization-wrecking is a phenomenon that has existed for over a thousand years, but Bob blames it solely on racist white people not wanting to lets gays and browns corrupt their children with hedonistic jungle music. Were the khalifs of ancient Baghdad white and racist too, Bob?

At this point, Bob's become a living, tweeting Mad-Lib:

"[Mario games or their creators] made me think of [Modern political or social issue] which can be blamed solely on [derisive name for white people] because of their fear of [minority group, Superiah Fyutcha, their growing obsolescence.]

This is pretty much what every one of Bob's tweetstorms boil down to.

 

[Positron]

It went even older than that. Plato denounced any innovation of music as degeneration that posed danger to the State, and even among pre-existing music, some are to be privileged over others for their supposed ability to cultivate morality.

But Bobby is probably the first arm-chair philosopher who likens music to video games.

 

[BR55]

Mola Ram refuted Bob's lunatic twitterpuking about Rock n Roll with a single tweet-sized comment. I'll use an example from history (courtesy of Sir John Glubb's book Fate of Empires "

"The works of the contemporary historians of Baghdad in the early tenth century are still available. They deeply deplored the degeneracy of the times in which they lived, emphasising particularly the indifference to religion, the increasing materialism and the laxity of sexual morals...The historians commented bitterly on the extraordinary influence acquired by popular singers over young people, resulting in a decline in sexual morality. The ‘pop’ singers of Baghdad accompanied their erotic songs on the lute, an instrument resembling the modern guitar. In the second half of the tenth century, as a result, much obscene sexual language came increasingly into use, such as would not have been tolerated in an earlier age. Several khalifs issued orders banning ‘pop’ singers from the capital, but within a few years they always returned."​

So authorities decrying popular songs and popular singers as decadent and civilization-wrecking is a phenomenon that has existed for over a thousand years, but Bob blames it solely on racist white people not wanting to lets gays and browns corrupt their children with hedonistic jungle music. Were the khalifs of ancient Baghdad white and racist too, Bob?

At this point, Bob's become a living, tweeting Mad-Lib:

"[Mario games or their creators] made me think of [Modern political or social issue] which can be blamed solely on [derisive name for white people] because of their fear of [minority group, Superiah Fyutcha, their growing obsolescence.]

This is pretty much what every one of Bob's tweetstorms boil down to.

You know considering how much Blob spergs about One World Government...You would think his perspective would be a tad less America- centric. Of course thats . For as much as SJWs prattle on about their "Appreciation" for Other Cultures...In reality they know nothing about the rest of world.

 

[Positron]

The algorithm says... no bad tactics; only bad targets.

So tell me again why should a private platform care about whether someone is "obsolete" or not?

I thought vomiting filth is just par for the course in Bobby's life?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The algorithm says... no bad tactics; only bad targets.

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So tell me again why should a private platform care about whether someone is "obsolete" or not?

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I thought vomiting filth is just par for the course in Bobby's life?

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Yeah, see, building a platform for the future is great stuff if you sink only your own capital into it. When you have venture money and loans and shareholders funding your platform, they don't give a shit about the future. Telling your board you plan on alienating white people is how you get voted off job island.

Of course, in the Superior Future, all forms of compensation will be Youtube recommendations.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The algorithm says... no bad tactics; only bad targets.

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So tell me again why should a private platform care about whether someone is "obsolete" or not?

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I thought vomiting filth is just par for the course in Bobby's life?

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I suppose Bob would be the expert on what angry white babymen do...

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

The algorithm says... no bad tactics; only bad targets.

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So tell me again why should a private platform care about whether someone is "obsolete" or not?

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I thought vomiting filth is just par for the course in Bobby's life?

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It's like watching a fish try to hobble back to the ocean yet doesn't realize the more it hops the further it gets from where it wants to be.