Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

What were his stupid arguments then?

blahblahblahblahblahSIGHblahblahblahblahSUPERIOR FUTUREblahblahblahblahblahblahSUPERSTITIOUS UNEVOLVED IDIOTSblahblahblahblahblahMARIO WAS NARRATIVE GENIUSblahblahblahblahblahblahGIMME THAT FACKIN FILET O FISH, SEAFOOD IS HEALTHY blahblahblahblahblahblahblahDUDEBROS

 

[Mr. Duck]

What were his stupid arguments then?

 

[A Random]

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Did he just mention Crash Bandicoot and Klonoa as being Sonic clones?

SERIOUSLY?

And why does he have a stupid pitch-voiced Navi in his videos?

 

[Pop-Tart]

So with Mario Odyssey out I figured I should check and see what Blob's views on it are. And literally in between tweets of him REEEing impotently at trump I found these. While I get the original is a joking shit post. I doubt bob thinks it is, and even if by some miracle he does not he still lacks the self reflection to see why it only makes him look more rabid.

Pretty much the old games will always still be the bestest, most imporantest games ever ever, and everything else is dudebro trash. But the very fact Mario Odyssey is Mario
makes it GOTY and better then anything else no matter what.

Also on a different note part of me wonders what Bob thinks of games like Persona, Ultima, etc. Games that are too old to be from the dreaded "dudebro FPS era" or are just so blatantly not dudebro. Then again he will either ignore them, or find some way to work into said paradigm.

 

[Mola Ram]

Also on a different note part of me wonders what Bob thinks of games like Persona, Ultima, etc. Games that are too old to be from the dreaded "dudebro FPS era" or are just so blatantly not "dudebro". Then again he will either ignore them, or find some way to work into said paradigm.

:powerlevel:Bob is almost my age. When he was experiencing his first erection over Super Mario, I was driving myself to the point of insanity with The Bard's Tale, Zork I-III, Hacker, and Wasteland.:powerlevel:

I am dying to know what his meatheaded opinions of that era might be.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

So with Mario Odyssey out I figured I should check and see what Blob's views on it are. And literally in between tweets of him REEEing impotently at trump I found these. While I get the original is a joking shit post. I doubt bob thinks it is, and even if by some miracle he does not he still lacks the self reflection to see why it only makes him look more rabid.

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Pretty much the old games will always still be the bestest, most imporantest games ever ever, and everything else is dudebro trash. But the very fact Mario Odyssey is Mario
makes it GOTY and better then anything else no matter what.

Also on a different note part of me wonders what Bob thinks of games like Persona, Ultima, etc. Games that are too old to be from the dreaded "dudebro FPS era" or are just so blatantly not dudebro. Then again he will either ignore them, or find some way to work into said paradigm.

Ah, thought it was National Cat Day when it was National Mentally Ill Adults Review A Kid's Game Day.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

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I can imagine Blobbo and Dan "Drink till you abuse your wife" Harmon would get along well they're both bloated pricks with a self importance that could rival a medium sized European country.

 

[Pop-Tart]

:powerlevel:Bob is almost my age. When he was experiencing his first erection over Super Mario, I was driving myself to the point of insanity with The Bard's Tale, Zork I-III, Hacker, and Wasteland.:powerlevel:

I am dying to know what his meatheaded opinions of that era might be.

The more I think about it though I think he will find some excuse. Based off of his views on Dark Souls and Skyrim being the same thing. I doubt he will care or call them Zelda clones or retarded shit.

That or eat the games.

 

[Gordon Cole]

:powerlevel:Bob is almost my age. When he was experiencing his first erection over Super Mario, I was driving myself to the point of insanity with The Bard's Tale, Zork I-III, Hacker, and Wasteland.:powerlevel:

I am dying to know what his meatheaded opinions of that era might be.

Considering that this is the same guy who wrote off Deus Ex as simply "punching robots", I'd kill just to see him try to write off games that were the foundation for PC gaming as a whole.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Considering that this is the same guy who wrote off Deus Ex as simply "punching robots", I'd kill just to see him try to write off games that were the foundation for PC gaming as a whole.

I bet he would have utter contempt for the Metal Gear series, even though it pioneered the stealth genre, as well as one of the first action games with an actual story.

 

[The Nothingness]

Seeing Bob as a such a diehard MCU fanboy and shits on the DCEU any chances he gets reminds me of LOTR and SW fanboys going at, which reminded me of this

 

[Gordon Cole]

Exactly Bob, you're tiresome, and one of the worst people on the planet.

#BostonPride

Way to not believe in forgiveness or grey morality.

 

[McGregor]

So I'd be a racist for pointing out the statistics surrounding crime in black communities in the US and suggesting those communities bore a level of responsibility for it. But when it comes to other communities it's different?

Usually this is the part where I inform someone: "If you had been born into or lived into Nazi Germany you would be a Nazi." But that isn't fair to Bob, because most people can reconcile the impact of circumstance and Bob apparently can't, meaning that Bob's just fuckin' Bob, with out any of the impetus it took other people to become horrible. Well done Bob.

Movie Boob, bring serious fucking meaning to: "Judge not lest ye be judged."

Edit: Do you suppose this means that Bob has never actually stopped to wonder how he'd react had he lived into or been raised in Nazi Germany? I mean I thought that was a fundamental question we all asked ourselves at one point, at least. But it seems like he never did. Or of course decided he was the superior man; a far more likely and terrifying thought frankly...

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Way to not believe in forgiveness or grey morality.
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If we were to put his definition of "Nazi" then most of everyone who is against Bob's "Superior future", and SJW narrative would be thrown to jail.

Also it speaks volumes on how juvenile the motherfucker has to be to see purely in Black, and White. Bravo, Bob, bra-fucking-vo.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's kind of adorable how proud he is of not being "Nazified," when every third tweet from his diabetes riddled brain demonstrates the perfect mindset of a bloated Goebbels.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Exactly Bob, you're tiresome, and one of the worst people on the planet.
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I know that I've gone on and on and on about how tiresome Bob's Twitter screeds are, but I think it's when he argues with someone that it becomes exceedingly apparent. Look at this fucking wall of tweets. It makes Bob look more like a sore loser when he just vomits these tweets up in response to somebody pointing out holes in his logic, while his opponent just has one tweet. The guy doesn't even respond to it, and really, why would he? He's basically won by virtue of getting Bob to sperg out over nothing.

 

[BR55]

It's kind of adorable how proud he is of not being "Nazified," when every third tweet from his diabetes riddled brain demonstrates the perfect mindset of a bloated Goebbels.

Cut Bob some slack. He's from Massachusetts. The one State that can give California a run for it's money in the "Produces the most self important assholes" department.
...Actually never mind. Even among Massholes Film Robert stands out from the Kennedy worshiping Neo-Puritan crowd.

 

[link1234]

Exactly Bob, you're tiresome, and one of the worst people on the planet.
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#BostonPride
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Way to not believe in forgiveness or grey morality.
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I like how Bob talks against Nazis and still calls people cretins and admits he has no sympathy for them. No self-awareness at all.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I like how Bob talks against Nazis and still calls people cretins and admits he has no sympathy for them. No self-awareness at all.

It reminds me of the NeoGAF thread showing posts of users saying how much better they are than bigots and how we should kill them all for being sub-human. It's always a classic.

 

[Ruin]

Usually this is the part where I inform someone: "If you had been born into or lived into Nazi Germany you would be a Nazi."

That isn't exactly true, the Nazis were a political party not an ethnic group or demographic. Being born in Germany during WWII wouldn't automatically make someone a Nazi anymore than being born in the United States automatically makes one a Democrat or a Republican.