Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Heh, while we were talking about all this Shakespeare stuff, I was watching the old GBF video about "Bad Channels." And he pointed out that Full Moon did a cinematic universe back in 1992!

So apparently in bad channels one of the girls is reduced in size and at the end of the film, there is a stinger where Dollman from another Full Moon movie named after him is following a sign to that town because we all need some loving. This would pay off in Dollman vs Demonic Toys - the latter being another Full moon film so that's 3 movies tied together in a pay off.

Well you can find Bob mentioning Full Moon now and then, so let's give him a chance and...
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What a fuckin' surprise. Only moviebob could fail at sperging.
 
Heh, while we were talking about all this Shakespeare stuff, I was watching the old GBF video about "Bad Channels." And he pointed out that Full Moon did a cinematic universe back in 1992!

So apparently in bad channels one of the girls is reduced in size and at the end of the film, there is a stinger where Dollman from another Full Moon movie named after him is following a sign to that town because we all need some loving. This would pay off in Dollman vs Demonic Toys - the latter being another Full moon film so that's 3 movies tied together in a pay off.

Well you can find Bob mentioning Full Moon now and then, so let's give him a chance and...
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What a fuckin' surprise. Only moviebob could fail at sperging.
Hell, Toho did a shared universe with several Godzilla movies and even movies with giant monsters that were not Godzilla.
 
Hell, Toho did a shared universe with several Godzilla movies and even movies with giant monsters that were not Godzilla.

Yeah and Universal did it also with their monsters but both of those are pretty well known. If you really wanted to show off your movie knowledge creds, you'd go with something super obscure.
 
Yeah and Universal did it also with their monsters but both of those are pretty well known. If you really wanted to show off your movie knowledge creds, you'd go with something super obscure.

Didn't Maniac Cop cross over with some other C-list horror franchise at some point?

Also, what about Alien vs. Predator? You know, the movie that confirms that unless you're doing a courtroom drama only complete shit has "Vs." in the title.
 
"Take those videos DOWN NOW"
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I love the absurd lengths he'll go to in order to justify crying at GOTG 2.
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Nigga, you wear jorts in public and you look like an autistic Miami Vice villain in your videos. You don't get to play fashion police.
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I was about to say that Lindsay still isn't gonna fuck you, but I've changed my mind. Maybe the Pseud with a drinking problem and the rage-choked Bostonian should get together. It'll be like Taylor/Burton, but with none of the talent.
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I take it "Autism" is "Social awkwardness" just like how "basement" is "apartment/production studio"?
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"If you reach an entirely justifiable conclusion, then you're a fucking idiot!"
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"If you reach an entirely justifiable conclusion, then you're a fucking idiot!"
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If you get A LOT of stupid readings, then maybe you should look at how you're articulating your ideas, and realize how that's leading people to think the incorrect thing about what you're trying (and failing) to say.

Of course, that requires introspection on Blob's part, and we all know how he's incapable of that. And besides that, people actually fully understand what Bob's saying, it's just they understand the disturbing implications, so Bob himself doesn't know what he's talking about.
 
I was about to say that Lindsay still isn't gonna fuck you, but I've changed my mind. Maybe the Pseud with a drinking problem and the rage-choked Bostonian should get together. It'll be like Taylor/Burton, but with none of the talent.

Gotta admit the first time I read this I thought you were talking about Lindsay Lohan and now I'm not sure which pairing would be the greatest for lulz.

But a movie directed by Ellis, written by Bob and staring Lohan would be magnificent*.

*I am a rifftrax/mst3k fan. So you know what I mean.
 
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I love the absurd lengths he'll go to in order to justify crying at GOTG 2.
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Nigga, you wear jorts in public and you look like an autistic Miami Vice villain in your videos. You don't get to play fashion police.
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How does he figure that nobody cared about Superman dying? Because the movie wasn't universally praised by critics? Or maybe because everyone figured that, like in the comics, a guy like Superman won't be permanently dead?

As for his tweet regarding Gal's wardrobe, is he mocking a woman's choice of what she wears? What a misogynist pig!

I'm just going to say this but I got teary-eyed at the beginning of Man of Steel when Kal-El was sent to Earth. Maybe it was because of the music that was played and his mother was lamenting that they will not see him grow up. Or maybe it is because I can be sensitive at stuff others may not be as sensitive.
 
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Yes, any country that produces Bob Chipman truly is exceptional.
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As for his tweet regarding Gal's wardrobe, is he mocking a woman's choice of what she wears? What a misogynist pig!
Remember, Bob and his ilk are all for women/minority voices being heard only if they agree with them, otherwise they're gonna insult them and/or call them Uncle Toms if they don't toe the line.
 
How does he figure that nobody cared about Superman dying? Because the movie wasn't universally praised by critics? Or maybe because everyone figured that, like in the comics, a guy like Superman won't be permanently dead?

Does this fat moron not know they've "killed" Superman more than a dozen times over the years?
 
Does this fat moron not know they've "killed" Superman more than a dozen times over the years?
But you see that happened in the comics and an animated adaption or two. For all of Bob's pretensions of being a SuperHero fan, in reality his interest and knowledge end were the movies do. Not that theres anything wrong with that of course. I fall pretty well into that category myself. But if you are gonna sperg about something at least be knowledgable about what your sperging about. A tall order for Bob I know.
 
This almost certainly :late: af, but what the hell. Apropos of nothing, I was perusing some other lolcow threads and came across Chance Carmichael, aka 600goingon700, who is apparently about to waddle off this mortal coil anon. This guy, who makes MovieBob look like Clark Gable in his prime, showed up in his own thread, and posted the following observation:

Someone tell anime profile pic I decided long ago not to ever engage with someone using an anime profile pic on the internet. Sorry it's a no-go, friend.

Good to know Bob has the same standards as a dying gainer fetishist. My friends, the lolcow singularity approacheth.
 
This almost certainly :late: af, but what the hell. Apropos of nothing, I was perusing some other lolcow threads and came across Chance Carmichael, aka 600goingon700, who is apparently about to waddle off this mortal coil anon. This guy, who makes MovieBob look like Clark Gable in his prime, showed up in his own thread, and posted the following observation:



Good to know Bob has the same standards as a dying gainer fetishist. My friends, the lolcow singularity approacheth.
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