Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

How potato is his computer that it takes 4 or 5 hours to render an 85 minute video? I've got a piece of shit I built from 5 years ago and it's taken me maybe 2 and a half to do a 90 minute thing pared down from about 10 hours of footage.

This is his fucking JOB.

Hasn't this thing been delayed something like four times now? Maybe he just can't wrap it up, constantly tweaking it like he was some goddamned French cineaste whose vision is just never quite right.

Alternately, maybe he has shit equipment because he thinks his universe-spanning intellect and insights are just so goddamn interesting it can overcome any obstacle, like outdated editing software, no serious knowledge of filmmaking, and a staggering void of charisma.

 

[Kyria the Great]

https://youtu.be/F9juReoJxI0

You know it is truly remarkable that Bob is able to name some core problems that are wrong about Batman V Superman including the business model that it follows, but how Bob displays a stunning cognitive dissonance as the same can apply to Marvel Studios and Disney that are threatening trying to literally control all of children's, young adult, and family entertainment, and the lasting brand damage it is doing to Marvel, animation, and Star Wars. Is Bob incapable of looking in a mirror or does the male feminist lens block out self-reflection?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Is Bob incapable of looking in a mirror or does the male feminist lens block out self-reflection?

Bob was never capable of self-introspection to begin with (see also: his Building a Better Gamer video where he encourages gamers to go out and exercise while he himself has the weight of a beluga whale).

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Bob was never capable of self-introspection to begin with (see also: his Building a Better Gamer video where he encourages gamers to go out and exercise while he himself has the weight of a beluga whale).

Build a better gamer:

Excercise, eat some carrots.

Two years later...

Captain Diabetes!

The only kind of self reflection many sJWs are capable of is in my opinion related to a metaphorical fun house mirror.
Like what they would see is stretched and twisted in such a way, it does not reflect the reality.

 

[link1234]

You already act like a seven-year old every day. Cut that shit out.
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Everyone here likes to compare Bob to Chris saying Bob is to Mario as Chris is to Sonic, but at least Bob has one thing over Chris. Bob is happy now that Mario has blue arms. Well that is good at least.

 

[Dr. Dik]

If you're so holy, why don't you drag your sorry ass to help the Puerto Ricans out?
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You already act like a seven-year old every day. Cut that shit out.
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And in our latest installment of "Jokes Writing Themselves: Moviebob Edition"...
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Mario, Trump bitching, and food. My god it's the unholy trinity of typical Movie Bob tweets!

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm about to go mosh and get trashed at a Halloween party, so I have better things to do than watch an hour and a half long parade of Autism. However, that doesn't mean I can't get some roasting in for good measure.

"Be good to children!"
Says the guy who wants to separate kids from their families if they voted for Trump.

Jesus..fuck. He simply can't let bygones by bygones. I really don't want to click on the video since it would only give him more revenue. But from your comments. I say he doesn't disappoint when it comes to his usual MO.

Let's just say there's nothing to worry about, and also copyright strikes are a real issue when he has to deal with them.

I personally didn't expect to laugh on Halloween, but here we are.

Hasn't this thing been delayed something like four times now? Maybe he just can't wrap it up, constantly tweaking it like he was some goddamned French cineaste whose vision is just never quite right.

Alternately, maybe he has shit equipment because he thinks his universe-spanning intellect and insights are just so goddamn interesting it can overcome any obstacle, like outdated editing software, no serious knowledge of filmmaking, and a staggering void of charisma.

You know those directors like Terrence Malick and Wong Kar-Wai who spend ungodly amounts of time basically making their movies in editing? Matey Potatey can't even fuss over his shit video correctly.

My question is why does it take an hour and a half to say why the movie is bad when other, better youtube content creators could do a better job in 20-40? He is getting into shitty HbomberGuy territory.

And this is Part 1 of 2. He needs three hours to talk about fucking Batman v. Superman.

 

[RockVolnutt]

And this is Part 1 of 2. He needs three hours to talk about fucking Batman v. Superman.

 

[BR55]

https://youtu.be/F9juReoJxI0

You know it is truly remarkable that Bob is able to name some core problems that are wrong about Batman V Superman including the business model that it follows, but how Bob displays a stunning cognitive dissonance as the same can apply to Marvel Studios and Disney that are threatening trying to literally control all of children's, young adult, and family entertainment, and the lasting brand damage it is doing to Marvel, animation, and Star Wars. Is Bob incapable of looking in a mirror or does the male feminist lens block out self-reflection?

Because Bob truly 100% never grew up. He has the mindset of a 10 year old. He likes Marvel. DC competes with Marvel. Therefore DC is literally Hitler and Cancer and AIDs and Dudebros and Trump in Bob's view. The Nintendo-Sega Console Wars were his Vietnam. So I guess that makes MCU vs.DC his War on Terror or some :autism: shit like that.

 

[The Nothingness]

Because Bob truly 100% never grew up. He has the mindset of a 10 year old. He likes Marvel. DC competes with Marvel. Therefore DC is literally Hitler and Cancer and AIDs and Dudebros and Trump in Bob's view. The Nintendo-Sega Console Wars were his Vietnam. So I guess that makes MCU vs.DC his War on Terror or some :autism: shit like that.

Maybe it is his Cold War where DC is the Soviet Union and he expects them to crumble like the former communist country because they are trying to compete with Marvel (the US of A) and are not succeeding.

 

[Mola Ram]

Maybe it is his Cold War where DC is the Soviet Union and he expects them to crumble like the former communist country because they are trying to compete with Marvel (the US of A) and are not succeeding.

If that were the case you'd think he'd be more in favor of Reaganesque policies.

 

[Positron]

So you're claiming to be "working class" rather than a cultural elite? Hint Bobby: the working class care about their jerbs.
I don't know much about Bobby's family background but he has to be at least lower-middle class to be able to afford all those toys as a child.

I give him one thing: how you react to adversity tells people a lot about your moral fiber. The fat fuck who wants to disenfranchise people because they didn't vote for his messiah is not exactly a beacon of morality.

The most interesting thing about this tweet exchange is that it demonstrates quite neatly how Bob's thesaurus-aphasia gets exponentially worse when he's on the defensive. A frightened little boy hiding behind massive rolls of fat and big, big words for his little, little mind.

But if you tease apart the verbiage the central message is typical Bob: using IQ tests to debar certain people from voting is not acceptable if the victims were pee o'seas (no matter whether they contribute to society or not, because pees are "decent people" a priori), but is progressive if the victims were white people caring about their "jerbs". It doesn't matter what "jerb" they have, they are a drain to society because they get in the way of Superior Future.

Tactics, targets.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Doesn't "working class" imply he in some way works? Or has worked? OK he was a retail clerk for a few months at a Best Buy or Circuit City or somesuch. But otherwise he rants on the internet all day every day. (I'll give him credit he has somehow managed to monetize that in some way. Proving while stupid, Bob is not in fact peak stupidity. His Patrons however...)

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Doesn't "working class" imply he in some way works? Or has worked? OK he was a retail clerk for a few months at a Best Buy or Circuit City or somesuch. But otherwise he rants on the internet all day every day. (I'll give him credit he has somehow managed to monetize that in some way. Proving while stupid, Bob is not in fact peak stupidity. His Patrons however...)

Who's the bigger fool, the fool who screams all day or the people who pay for the privilege of hearing it?

 

[Emperor Julian]

His class status is difficult to discern without knowing his fathers job, if I was to guess I'd say upper working or lower middle. I don't think it really relates to him one way or another, he clearly doesnt relate to working class problems or fears wherever he thinks he's from.

Found this while browsing

 

[Schwachkopf]

And yes, wanting people to be better at video games clearly means I'm a white supremacist who hates women.
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Oh yes, playing dark souls is racist because it's too hard for black people. ;(

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So I haven’t watched the video, but digging through the comments that aren’t praising Bob blindly for complaining about a movie for an hour and a half(so far), he apparently still manages to bitch about how Spider-Man: Homecoming isnt as good as the Sam Raimi ones in a review of BvS.

 

[Kyria the Great]

So I haven’t watched the video, but digging through the comments that aren’t praising Bob blindly for complaining about a movie for an hour and a half(so far), he apparently still manages to bitch about how Spider-Man: Homecoming isnt as good as the Sam Remi ones in a review of BvS.

Bob as always can't let bygones be bygones. I can understand that he prefers the Raimi Spiderman movies, thats alright. I don't get his constant shitting on Homecoming because a good critic can realize even if it isn't their favorite, the reasons why people love a certain thing.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bob as always can't let bygones be bygones. I can understand that he prefers the Raimi Spiderman movies, thats alright. I don't get his constant shitting on Homecoming because a good critic can realize even if it isn't their favorite, the reasons why people love a certain thing.

The keyword there is “being a good critic”.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

The keyword there is “being a good critic”.

Bob is a lot of things but I doubt he is a "good" X at anything.


Good critic? Considering how vicious he was to certain directors just because of his fee-fees, no
Good social commentator? I think he would be a liberal nazi

He isn't even a good "lets player" if his book about Mario is any indication.
I mean, who needs more than fiv emonths to get through a game most can play through in one day?