Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

But if you tease apart the verbiage the central message is typical Bob: using IQ tests to debar certain people from voting is not acceptable if the victims were pee o'seas (no matter whether they contribute to society or not, because pees are "decent people" a priori), but is progressive if the victims were white people caring about their "jerbs". It doesn't matter what "jerb" they have, they are a drain to society because they get in the way of Superior Future.

Yes, granted. But we know all that already. Bob has proven over and over again that, if his politics are genuine, then he is an incredibly shitty human being eager to see any level of misery inflicted on people who either disagree with him or who don't meet his insane standards of what counts as "properly evolved" or whatever his asshole phrase du jour is. What struck me as more interesting was that, when called out by some SJW-approved twitter feed, he retreated into a hilarious verbal spinach, actually using language like "rhetorical intent" and "curb my use thereof" and "weaponized against the marginalized."

It's like watching an idiot with a 4th grade education try to draft a legal document based on a couple of Law & Order episodes he sort-of remembers.

Bob as always can't let bygones be bygones. I can understand that he prefers the Raimi Spiderman movies, thats alright. I don't get his constant shitting on Homecoming because a good critic can realize even if it isn't their favorite, the reasons why people love a certain thing.

Ugh. If I can get past Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead remake when I was practically raised on the Romero version, tubbo should be able to get past a remake of a movie that came out when he was 20 fucking years old.

 

[A Random]

Bob is a lot of things but I doubt he is a "good" X at anything.


Good critic? Considering how vicious he was to certain directors just because of his fee-fees, no
Good social commentator? I think he would be a liberal nazi

He isn't even a good "lets player" if his book about Mario is any indication.
I mean, who needs more than fiv emonths to get through a game most can play through in one day?

He wanted to write exactly how he felt during every event, so...

...actually, how does that even compliment what he started his stupid book for, anyway? It's not like he has actual knowledge of any unique details that went into the game's development, all that he did was ramble about how bad he is at the game. There aren't even pictures!

 

[AnOminous]

Edit: Do you suppose this means that Bob has never actually stopped to wonder how he'd react had he lived into or been raised in Nazi Germany?

He would have been an ardent Nazi. Their "superior future" rhetoric, insistence on an "enlightened" elite and contempt for freedom are right up his fat alley. He even looks like Goering.

Ugh. If I can get past Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead remake when I was practically raised on the Romero version, tubbo should be able to get past a remake of a movie that came out when he was 20 fucking years old.

I actually rather liked that. It helps to think of it as a completely different movie that just also happens to have zombies, though.

 

[Toxinophile]

After a day of mulling over the slog of a video that was
MovieBob's Really that bad: Batman Vs. Superman, I can tell you with out a doubt, It was really that bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9juReoJxI0

so tl;dw

Bob made a quick intro about Zack Snyder, saying that Snyder's a good director and delayed this vid because of Snyder's daughter suicide.
Next he's begins saying some nice things about the movie.
("I'm now older than my father ever was.". The fight scenes. Wonder Woman is cool.)
Then finally after 25 minutes, the video goes right into him complaining about anything he can about this damn film. You'll hear constant whining from its cinematography, to batman's costume design, to how in the extended cut Jimmy Olson was introduced and then killed immediately after.
Video has most of what you'd expect from bob: long, verbose sentences that don't mean much, constant comparison and praise of marvel (which he thinks is justified because the movies are too similar in purpose) , and even a little bit of pretentious philosophy about the need of heroes at the end.
Oddly enough, there's a lack of political talk in this one, unless you count 9/11 comparisons to the city destruction scene in Man of Steel.

In the end, it is MovieBob bitching about an year old movie he thinks is the worst movie of the decade.

 

[Toxinophile]

Ugh. If I can get past Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead remake when I was practically raised on the Romero version, tubbo should be able to get past a remake of a movie that came out when he was 20 fucking years old.

Funny enough, he says that he never stopped thinking about BvS when it came out, so the MovieBlobs' tard rage is about as massive as he is.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob tries and fails to look smart rambling about The Evil Dead.

Bob, leave the food reviews to Reviewbrah.

Funny enough, he says that he never stopped thinking about BvS when it came out, so the MovieBlobs' tard rage is about as massive as he is.

Y'know, I thought movies like Amazing Spider-Man 2, BvS and Suicide Squad were all hot garbage, but I got over it and didn't stew over them for a year and a fucking half. This legit isn't healthy behavior.

 

[Mola Ram]

Edit: Do you suppose this means that Bob has never actually stopped to wonder how he'd react had he lived into or been raised in Nazi Germany? I mean I thought that was a fundamental question we all asked ourselves at one point, at least. But it seems like he never did. Or of course decided he was the superior man; a far more likely and terrifying thought frankly...

I suspect this has been posted in this thread before at some point, but take a gander at a famous 1941 essay from Harper's: "Who Goes Nazi?" See if you can find a spot where Adipose Rex fits in the scale.

https://harpers.org/archive/1941/08/who-goes-nazi/

I actually rather liked that. It helps to think of it as a completely different movie that just also happens to have zombies, though.

I walked into it with the lowest of expectations and wound up enjoying it a hell of a lot. There's no question, though, that it doesn't have the sensibilities of the Romero version (and why would it, being made 25 years later in an utterly different cultural era). But having watched the original at 10 (my dad thought I needed a proper introduction to horror), I was certainly predisposed to hate it.

EDIT: Oh God don't let him start fucking up Tolkien now. Please, Lord, Eru, Uatu the Watcher, or Joe Pesci, whoever's in charge of these things. My counter-sperging will be intolerable.

I...I have to do a little.

ONLY SAM WAS WORKING CLASS, you stupid, stupid fat fuck. The other three were country squires descended either from Shire aristocracy, the only thing the hobbits ever had who could be considered a great war hero, or both. Arrrrgh.

 

[TheImportantFart]

After a day of mulling over the slog of a video that was
MovieBob's Really that bad: Batman Vs. Superman, I can tell you with out a doubt, It was really that bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9juReoJxI0

so tl;dw

Bob made a quick intro about Zack Snyder, saying that Snyder's a good director and delayed this vid because of Snyder's daughter suicide.
Next he's begins saying some nice things about the movie.
("I'm now older than my father ever was.". The fight scenes. Wonder Woman is cool.)
Then finally after 25 minutes, the video goes right into him complaining about anything he can about this damn film. You'll hear constant whining from its cinematography, to batman's costume design, to how in the extended cut Jimmy Olson was introduced and then killed immediately after.
Video has most of what you'd expect from bob: long, verbose sentences that don't mean much, constant comparison and praise of marvel (which he thinks is justified because the movies are too similar in purpose) , and even a little bit of pretentious philosophy about the need of heroes at the end.
Oddly enough, there's a lack of political talk in this one, unless you count 9/11 comparisons to the city destruction scene in Man of Steel.

In the end, it is MovieBob bitching about an year old movie he thinks is the worst movie of the decade.

You deserve a medal for this.

Bob, leave the food reviews to Reviewbrah.
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If Papa Johns were toeing Bob's political line, he'd be praising them down to the ground. It's quite pathetic watching him suck up to things/people saying things he likes and going full attack dog on those that don't.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Shut up Dobs-

Oh wait...

And the ghost of Devin Faraci still lingers.

 

[Mola Ram]

Shut up Dobs-

Oh wait...
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And the ghost of Devin Faraci still lingers.
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Haha, he thinks Disney has never had gay characters. What does he think the seven dwarfs got up to all day? "Deep in the diamond mines," yeah, right.

And he should really watch that sexual harassment "This guy sucks because he ruined X-Men so of course he's a pervert" virtue signalling. People remember he covered for Faraci, and Faraci arguably led directly to the fireball engulfing Hollywood right now.

Oh wait! It doesn't matter, because no one gives a wet shit about Bob but us. Ah well. Carry on, you crazy fat bastard.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

So does he NOT like The Young Turks? They should be right up his alley.

 

[Mola Ram]

So does he NOT like The Young Turks? They should be right up his alley.

You would think, but maybe Bob hates Cenk Uygur for having an even more punchable face than his own.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Sounds pretty racist

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

So does he NOT like The Young Turks? They should be right up his alley.

Bob? Be a fan of a fat youtuber far more successful than himself?

That is just not Superior thinking.

 

[TheImportantFart]

So does he NOT like The Young Turks? They should be right up his alley.

Yeah, they're constantly going on about how they're better than everyone else:

 

[Mola Ram]

Yeah, they're constantly going on about how they're better than everyone else:

Eh, I'd still hit it.

I'd need a ballgag, an antique quirt, and a bottle of camomile lotion, but I'd make it work.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So does he NOT like The Young Turks? They should be right up his alley.

He hates them and Chapo Trap House, I guess for being far-left 1.) In a way he disapproves of and 2.) For being way more popular than he is.

 

[iafiv]

I think Bob suffered some kind of mental breakdown from BvS.How much can you complain about a movie that part 1 is an hour and a half part two we're still waiting.I don't see how much material you can get from a movie even legendarily bad ones like Battlefield Earth don't need more than 40 minutes of rants.Everything that you can say about BvS was already said last year coming now with more than an hour of material in part 1 is almost funny.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I think Bob suffered some kind of mental breakdown from BvS.How much can you complain about a movie that part 1 is an hour and a half part two we're still waiting.I don't see how much material you can get from a movie even legendarily bad ones like Battlefield Earth don't need more than 40 minutes of rants.Everything that you can say about BvS was already said last year coming now with more than an hour of material in part 1 is almost funny.

All the clogged arteries Bob's been suffering is finally getting the better of him and his mental judgement.

 

[Gordon Cole]

A cow crossover with Arthur Chu about Seth MacFarlane.

And when I read this, I was ready to scream at my laptop because the same shit he accuses Homecoming of is present in all the other Mahval movies.

The world's biggest movie screen can't handle his projection.

Yeah, sure Nostradumbass. That totally doesn't sound like you just pulling words out of your ass.