Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

A cow crossover with Arthur Chu about Seth MacFarlane.
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And when I read this, I was ready to scream at my laptop because the same shit he accuses Homecoming of is present in all the other Mahval movies.

The world's biggest movie screen can't handle his projection.
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Yeah, sure Nostradumbass.
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Did this bloated sack of sadness actually have the balls to use the word "generic" to describe just one Marvel movie?!?!

 

[Gordon Cole]

*Price is Right loser horn*

 

[AnOminous]

*Price is Right loser horn*
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Eat a dick fatso. Tough shit. A review a few minutes long is one thing. An hour long shitty thing that fucking rips off half the movie is entirely another. You aren't entitled to profit from that you thieving, parasitic lardass.

 

[Foltest]

so he put down months of work to bitch about BvS.
I can't phantome why he would do that. spending hours writing at his computer about how much he hate one film.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Shut up Dobs-

Oh wait...
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She's barely in the film. And just there because she was a important Mexican figure. Don't hold your breath, Chipman.

 

[AnOminous]

so he put down months of work to bitch about BvS.
I can't phantome why he would do that. spending hours writing at his computer about how much he hate one film.

It really makes my day that this fat asshole spent months "working," i.e. sperging out about how much he hates one movie, and isn't going to get a dime for it.

 

[Beetlejuice Green]

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Translation: "Noooo! This was meant to be my next Pixels review and make me famous! I was going to be on TV again if not for that DANG DIRTY TROLL MC for Warner Brothers! It's not fair! Only Marvel should be allowed to censor negative opinion about their products! What would The Falcon say if he saw this, DC?!"

 

[Flexo]

I am not sitting through 84 minutes of undiluted autism. watching Power Rangers is most likely less autistic than that

Heck sitting through the HISTORY of power rangers would be less autism.

So does he NOT like The Young Turks? They should be right up his alley.

Got to admit I was confused to. His tweet about them could be legit or sarcastic, that's how bad it's gotten with him.

Yeah, they're constantly going on about how they're better than everyone else:

Anita who? How is Anna not Bob's waifu? An ego match made in hell.

 

[His Dewliness]

Got to admit I was confused to. His tweet about them could be legit or sarcastic, that's how bad it's gotten with him.

He doesn't like them because they like Bernie Sanders more than Hillary Clinton. Since Bob hates everyone who doesn't chug down corporate cum like there's no tomorrow he has to hate Bernie Sanders and therefore TYT.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Chu and Bob of coarse are known for their valiant and ardent attacks on Holywood abusers while faux-liberal Seth only dropped massive hints in public because (his career is off coarse bulletproof) of the coward that he is. Bob and Chu were hammering such men the moment they hove into view

The fucking balls of these guys to bitch at Seth the only guy to make anything resembling a shot at that animal. I think one of the trickyest aspects about people like Bob and Chu as lolcows is that the spineless human garbage have enabled sexual abuse with their total cowardice while pontificating about others online. Something about them just disgusts me on a primal level which often drains the fun out it, like an Cardinal covering up for the scumbag molesting priest at the parish and then doing a hit-piece on male sex workers the week after. People like Chris or Phil may be fucking losers but their ability to proactively damage the world is limited because they're just really dumb, people like Chu and Bob actively make the world a worse place to live in because they enable sex predators being providing loyal opposition to them.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's always great when someone calls out Bob for his rhetoric so thoroughly. Bonus points for being a gay guy and using SJW tactics against him.

I also love the big stress sigh, like it pains him to be a considerate person.

 

[AnOminous]

Chu and Bob of coarse are known for their valiant and ardent attacks on Holywood abusers while faux-liberal Seth only dropped massive hints in public because (his career is off coarse bulletproof) of the coward that he is. Bob and Chu were hammering such men the moment they hove into view

Remember that Chu was dumped by his wife for being an abusive piece of shit.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Remember that Chu was dumped by his wife for being an abusive piece of shit.

Personally I'm mildly surprised anyone could get beyond the first date with that pompous mound.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Personally I'm mildly surprised anyone could get beyond the first date with that pompous mound.

Shit, someone married Tony Goldmark too. Shows how pathetic Bob is when you get right down to it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Shit, someone married Tony Goldmark too. Shows how pathetic Bob is when you get right down to it.

I'm considering other possibilities. What's the prostitute disappearance rate like in that area of Massachusetts?

 

[TheImportantFart]

It's always great when someone calls out Bob for his rhetoric so thoroughly. Bonus points for being a gay guy and using SJW tactics against him.
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I also love the big stress sigh, like it pains him to be a considerate person.

This reminds me of when someone called Wil Wheaton out on his straight white male privilege. These chucklefucks will preach all day long that you need to shut up and listen to the oppressed, but the second they're expected to follow that themselves, they get all defensive.

Seeing Bob's eugenicist rants biting him in the ass is glorious. Hope more people call him out on it so we get to see him tie himself in knots some more.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Remember that Chu was dumped by his wife for being an abusive greasy piece of shit.

 

[Mola Ram]

This reminds me of when someone called Wil Wheaton out on his straight white male privilege. These chucklefucks will preach all day long that you need to shut up and listen to the oppressed, but the second they're expected to follow that themselves, they get all defensive.

Seeing Bob's eugenicist rants biting him in the ass is glorious. Hope more people call him out on it so we get to see him tie himself in knots some more.

This is probably going to get me all kinds of dubious ratings, but I actually feel mildly bad for Bob here. Bob's philosophy is monstrous, ignorant, bigoted, and totally incoherent. But "Twinksylvania" (seriously?) isn't really calling him out on any of that. Instead, he seems to be playing an easy game of gotcha with the Round Mound of Beantown. Bob's stuff is so outrageously over the top that it's easy to call him out, but this guy is going for the only stuff that Bob sweatily frets about: pleasing his SJW superiors.

I mean, really, is the worst thing you can say about Bob's idiocy that it's "ableist" or that it doesn't examine his own privilege? There are hundreds of pages in this very thread that eviscerate his crap on far more substantial grounds than those. "Twinksyvania" (no, seriously?) is so on-the-nose with what lefties love to ding self-hating straight white men for that it almost reads like a parody account. I can only assume it must have some lefty bona fides or Bob wouldn't have bothered to engage for as long as he did.

But in the end my extremely limited sympathy is totally misplaced. These are the allies Bob wants to cultivate. These are the screaming mobs that he wants to mollify, apparently ignorant of how quickly they'll turn on a creature like himself when they get bored or if he puts so much as a single wooden toe out of line. Good luck, Bobby. You're gonna need it.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

How much of a grasping cuck do you have to be to read and respond to a 285 tweet screed by America's Self-Appointed Friend of the Retards without replying, "Enjoy the block, friendo"?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

This is probably going to get me all kinds of dubious ratings, but I actually feel mildly bad for Bob here. Bob's philosophy is monstrous, ignorant, bigoted, and totally incoherent. But "Twinksylvania" (seriously?) isn't really calling him out on any of that. Instead, he seems to be playing an easy game of gotcha with the Round Mound of Beantown. Bob's stuff is so outrageously over the top that it's easy to call him out, but this guy is going for the only stuff that Bob sweatily frets about: pleasing his SJW superiors.

I mean, really, is the worst thing you can say about Bob's idiocy that it's "ableist" or that it doesn't examine his own privilege? There are hundreds of pages in this very thread that eviscerate his crap on far more substantial grounds than those. "Twinksyvania" (no, seriously?) is so on-the-nose with what lefties love to ding self-hating straight white men for that it almost reads like a parody account. I can only assume it must have some lefty bona fides or Bob wouldn't have bothered to engage for as long as he did.

But in the end my extremely limited sympathy is totally misplaced. These are the allies Bob wants to cultivate. These are the screaming mobs that he wants to mollify, apparently ignorant of how quickly they'll turn on a creature like himself when they get bored or if he puts so much as a single wooden toe out of line. Good luck, Bobby. You're gonna need it.

Playing the SJW card is probably the only way to actually engage with him without him calling you friendo and blocking you or dismissing you immediately because of your twitter avatar. Besides, he deserves this shit for trying to appease the unappeasable. SJWs always eat their own.