Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"My physical form" REALLY makes it sound like he perceives himself as some sort of fallen god or supernatural being who's been cursed to inhabit a worthless fat shell.

Which really could explain a lot.
This isn’t even his final form.
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Chapman is going to eat himself into an early grave. He and a lot of Youtube reviewer types have gained a lot of weight over the years, but he didn't start out small to begin with.
The funeral is going to be like that scene on The Simpsons where Marge and the kids have to bury Homer ("I wish they never invented fried cheese!") in a piano crate and they all get crushed when the chain holding it snaps (for all you nerds and spergs out there, it's from the season three episode where Milhouse [Bart's blue-haired friend] falls for a new girl in school and Homer orders a weight-loss cassette tape that's actually a tape on how to build your vocabulary ["Bart's Friend Falls in Love"]).
 
Well, if you support them, then obviously they should be criticized.

I think some context is needed for this tweet. The Virginia governor's race is way, way closer than it should be, and as a bellwether for 2018 it's making Democrats extremely nervous (not to mention losing a purple-turning-blue state like VA, currently in the grip of Clinton homunculus Terry McAuliffe). And when Dems get nervous, the ads get vicious. The ad in particular Bob is defending as "accurate" (because it's totally reasonable to believe that the people you disagree with are "bloodthirsty") depicted a Republican stand-in chasing down minority children in a truck.

And what happened two days after the ad ran? Some asshole jihadi ran over a shitload of people in NYC with a truck.

The Dem group that produced the ad yanked it because it abruptly had become incredibly offensive (as if it weren't before!) and was left with major egg on its face in a close election. Anyone who's dumb enough to defend that ad in light of recent events is either a desperate, blind, idiot partisan ... or Bob.
 
"Autistic"
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How dare Whitey try to keep roofs over their heads. They should be shamed 24/7!
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And after all this time, he's still clinging on to the belief that Hillary dindu nuffin.
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What do you mean you care more about your JERB and keeping your children fed and clothed than you do postmodern art galleries and how the environment might be in 100 years!
Forget the tire iron, I want to take him to a bar in eastern Kentucky and then start reading his tweets out loud to the patrons saying, "this is what this man believes!"

Or just drop him off in certain neighborhoods in Detroit and tell him he has to walk a mile to get an Uber that will take him home.



Not just that but history is consistently shown that environmental concerns are a luxury. Primitive man was hard on the environment because it was hard on him. When you might die tomorrow because of weather, disease, or worse, you tend not to give a damn about the "natural world" for the sake of the next generation (especially if you're trying to just get some of your kids to BE that next generation).

Look, there's an easy way to prove this: Put Bob in a gym with an angry tiger (read the tiger some of Bob's tweets before you let it out of its cage). Is Bob really going to pass up the chance to grab a gun and shoot the angry kitty because it's "endangered" and could hurt the environment? Nope! He's going to make Rambo proud. Because immediate survival will always trump long term concerns. Always! Oh and hey... Trump focused on immediate survival, and Clinton talked about long term concerns. Funny that....

Anyway, you want people to care about the environment? Step 1 is to get them rich. Once they're at least semi-comfortable, they can afford to care.
I agree, everyone cares about their standard of living and if you’re poor you’ll just buy whatever budget stuff you can to feed yourself and your family, it’s only when you become middle class you can afford to worry about if the eggs you eat are free range or whatever.
 
What do you mean you care more about your JERB and keeping your children fed and clothed than you do postmodern art galleries and how the environment might be in 100 years!

I agree, everyone cares about their standard of living and if you’re poor you’ll just buy whatever budget stuff you can to feed yourself and your family, it’s only when you become middle class you can afford to worry about if the eggs you eat are free range or whatever.

Does Bob even do anything to help the environment in any way even? I know he spews alot of talking points, but does the fat bastard even practice what he preaches or is he a big hypocrite?
 
Does Bob even do anything to help the environment in any way even? I know he spews alot of talking points, but does the fat bastard even practice what he preaches or is he a big hypocrite?

Those Mike's Hard Lemonades he drinks alone on the beach come in recyclable bottles don't they? Checkmate friendo.
 
I think some context is needed for this tweet. The Virginia governor's race is way, way closer than it should be, and as a bellwether for 2018 it's making Democrats extremely nervous (not to mention losing a purple-turning-blue state like VA, currently in the grip of Clinton homunculus Terry McAuliffe). And when Dems get nervous, the ads get vicious. The ad in particular Bob is defending as "accurate" (because it's totally reasonable to believe that the people you disagree with are "bloodthirsty") depicted a Republican stand-in chasing down minority children in a truck.

And what happened two days after the ad ran? Some asshole jihadi ran over a shitload of people in NYC with a truck.


The Dem group that produced the ad yanked it because it abruptly had become incredibly offensive (as if it weren't before!) and was left with major egg on its face in a close election. Anyone who's dumb enough to defend that ad in light of recent events is either a desperate, blind, idiot partisan ... or Bob.
I'm going to love/hate it in 2024 when any remaining Social Justice types go on about how they single handily stopped a genocide in America when they lost any relevancy and only screamed on Twitter for 8 years. They're still blue balling me by promising white power death squads knocking on my door and not delivering. When are they supposed to be coming?
 
I'm going to love/hate it in 2024 when any remaining Social Justice types go on about how they single handily stopped a genocide in America when they lost any relevancy and only screamed on Twitter for 8 years. They're still blue balling me by promising white power death squads knocking on my door and not delivering. When are they supposed to be coming?
Same time as the flying cars and jetpacks, apparently.

Does Bob even do anything to help the environment in any way even?

He stays in the basement and Tweets, meaning that no one has to put up with his noise pollution (or regular pollution if body odor counts).
 
Bob, you'd spend money putting in your own private McDonald's. Cut that shit out.
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Well, New Mutants is coming out, but you don't want to acknowledge that the dang, dirty X-Men are taking more risks than the mainstream MCU.
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>tfw you can't tell if Bob's describing Young Sheldon or projecting L.A.M.F.
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Watch as Bob manages to completely miss the point of Batman, Dirty Harry and The Punisher in one fell swoop!
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Watch as Bob manages to completely miss the point of Batman, Dirty Harry and The Punisher in one fell swoop!
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Does Bob think you're supposed to self-insert yourself as the Punisher when it's well established that he's a "broken" man? Same thing with Batman to an extent who generally isn't as fucked. There are characters in a story, they aren't supposed to be the author and they aren't supposed to be you.
 
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Oh geez, if Bob starts going off on religion AND LotR? This board is going to melt down in autism. Yeah Bob, Jesus doesn't follow the conventions of a story as if he REALLY EXISTED. You don't have to acknowledge him as God to acknowledge him as real as any other historical figure (if anything we have better credit for Jesus than just about anybody pre-printing press).

Oh that's right, Bob knows jack and squat about history.

I was playing the goddamn LotR LCG as I watching that video.

N00b. Come back when you've played the CCG. (he says while looking over his own stack of LCG cards)

They're still blue balling me by promising white power death squads knocking on my door and not delivering.

Great, now you've put into my memory banks the idea of a stupid porno you bastard. (one of those reverse racial ones, we'll get a little black girl and a bunch of white dudes)

It would probably be so offensive we'd make millions.
 
Hey, I know a guy who was acquaintances with movie blob a while back, would it be worthwhile to ask him about the blob himself? It's not likley to yield new information, since from the sound of it they were friends of friends I guess.

N00b. Come back when you've played the CCG. (he says while looking over his own stack of LCG cards)
How is the LCG/CCG anyways? They always interested me a bit, but never got into them.
 
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