Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

"Mayonnaise ghoul" is a great slur from a guy who looks like he eats pure mayonnaise by the industrial size container and has fish-belly white skin that no redneck has.

Please, Bob obviously eats nothing but okra and chitterlings, maybe with some exotic Punjabi recipes to spice things up every now and then. He's totally not stuffing his face with Mickey D's and Hungry Man dinners.

 

[Positron]

Thanks to Bob I already have my Halloween costume for next year: Mayonnaise Ghoul

So you're going to dress like this?

 

[Mola Ram]

So you're going to dress like this?

This is what drains my Bob-rage to be replaced with uncontrollable giggles: his conviction that this is the face of the Superior Future.

This face belongs in a home for mental defectives, and that's being charitable.

 

[RockVolnutt]

So you're going to dress like this?

Why didn't you censor his tits? This is a Christian website.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I swear I came up with this exact same idea when I was 6.

Don't worry, there won't be kids around you, both on the internet and in real life.

"Have a different oinion than me? You must be fucked in the head!"

I love that he still can't wrap his head around why people make fun of the Mario costume.

And that McDonald's employee's name? Albert Einstein.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I swear I came up with this exact same idea when I was 6.

It's pretty fucking sad that a dude who's almost forty is legitimately theorizing the logistics of having a popular slasher movie character interact with characters from a family movie.

Also his idea for Toy Story 4 is stupid. Sid doesn't need redemption and he sure as hell doesn't need to be Gerry's apprentice. Neither of those ideas really gel with what made the character memorable in the first movie. Sid's cameo in 3 was fanservice; they don't need to do anything else with him.

 

[Mola Ram]

I swear, sometimes I think Bob wants us to come up with shit like this.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I know it’s funny to post Bob’s Mario costume,and he’ll just cry it’s a Halloween costume, but you could post anything he regular wears to the same effect.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I'm sure this wasn't the first time Bob had 7 orders of 20 piece McNuggets. I don't think he usually shares it with anyone though.

 

[Flexo]

It's pretty fucking sad that a dude who's almost forty is legitimately theorizing the logistics of having a popular slasher movie character interact with characters from a family movie.

Also ALREADY BEEN DONE IN 1998!
http://grudge-match.com/History/xmas_toys.shtml

Suck it Bob.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Do you think Bob would ever address that many of his critics are young enough to be his hypothetical (though unlikely) children? Like I don't know how much longer you can keep up "OLD WHITE MEN ARE RUINING EVERYTHING. I AM THE FUTURE" when you're an old diabetic white guy who'll have a hard time making it into the 2030s. Only like 3 more years till he hits 40 and starts working his way to his 50s.

 

[Mola Ram]

Do you think Bob would ever address that many of his critics are young enough to be his hypothetical (though unlikely) children? Like I don't know how much longer you can keep up "OLD WHITE MEN ARE RUINING EVERYTHING. I AM THE FUTURE" when you're an old diabetic white guy who'll have a hard time making it into the 2030s. Only like 3 more years till he hits 40 and starts working his way to his 50s.

Pretty optimistic, no? I mean, I think Bob may have an appointment to keep before he makes 50...

(Lord, this image is appropriate for too many lolcows.)

 

[link1234]

I swear I came up with this exact same idea when I was 6.
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TL DR version: :autism:

Don't worry, there won't be kids around you, both on the internet and in real life.
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Bob is a manchild, his followers are most likely manchildren. Maybe Bob is being careful that his followers might still believe in Santa?

"Have a different oinion than me? You must be fucked in the head!"
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I can only imagine the horrors of Bob's under payed guidance counselor had to sit through. Then again with Bob's ego he thought of never visiting them. I also fail to see why anyone would tell this to a guidance counselor.

I love that he still can't wrap his head around why people make fun of the Mario costume.
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I've seen that joke many times and it never gets old.

 

[Malt Liquor]

So you're going to dress like this?

>Spergin 24/7 about superior future and shit
>Back in the day T-shirt

 

[RockVolnutt]

>Spergin 24/7 about superior future and shit
>Back in the day T-shirt

The Superior Future is so bright that you need to look backwards to save your eyes.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

>Spergin 24/7 about superior future and shit
>Back in the day T-shirt

Bob's Superior Future is, ultimately, just his simplistic childhood worldview, where grown-ups take care of everything and the world was full of wonder and possibility, made manifest. It's disturbing because Bob has the reasoning powers of an adult (not a particularly bright adult, but still), but the moral and emotional development of a young child; and we all know how unthinkingly cruel children can be.

 

[Positron]

He showed up in a party with a bunch of McNuggets? I know he is cheap, but not that cheap.

Reminder: he is the kind of person who criticizes Trump for putting ketchup on steak.

 

[The Nothingness]

I know this thread has covered the first part of Bob's...um..."project" regarding Batman v Superman and how he was beating a dead horse. Still I figured I share this vid and while the guy is basically the opposite of CinemaSins and you may ask yourself, "Is he really defending that?" he goes into explaining the common complaints of BvS. He also points out that yes, it is flawed but there is more to movie that got lost to the public because of the reception from critics.

 

[Dr. Dik]

There needs to be a "diabetic content" rating. I don't know what's sadder, the thought of Blob ordering 140 McNuggets alone in a McDonald's ,or him bringing it to a party.

 

[Kyria the Great]

There needs to be a "diabetic content" rating. I don't know what's sadder, the thought of Blob ordering 140 McNuggets alone in a McDonald's ,or him bringing it to a party.

You know that the only fast food party nuggets are Chick-fila, but I bet Blob would allow his petty political worldview stop him from getting chicken worth it.