Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Monuklear]

Say what you will about Blob, at least he appears dedicated to releasing content consistently.

 

[Mola Ram]

Say what you will about Blob, at least he appears dedicated to releasing content consistently.

I shit every morning at 10:30 am like clockwork. What's your point?

 

[Emperor Julian]

Say what you will about Blob, at least he appears dedicated to releasing content consistently.

Bobs work ethic is typically one of his few positive traits. He may be a total cunt but you can rely on him to make shit unlike the most simular lolcow-dobson.

 

[Gordon Cole]

New video, new deranged pitches:

Also just noticed that the opening credits are "Bob Chipman Presents: A Moviebob Production", like he's Tommy Wiseau or something.

Chob Bipman. 280 characters.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

New video, new deranged pitches:

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Also just noticed that the opening credits are "Bob Chipman Presents: A Moviebob Production", like he's Tommy Wiseau or something.

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Chob Bipman. 280 characters.
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I'm gonna guess instead of reducing the number of parts in his stupid rants he's going to need to fill up just as many parts with twice the characters each. After all, length=confidence in the twisted mind of Bob Chipman.

 

[Kyria the Great]

New video, new deranged pitches:

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Also just noticed that the opening credits are "Bob Chipman Presents: A Moviebob Production", like he's Tommy Wiseau or something.

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Chob Bipman. 280 characters.
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Jesus Christ, that was one of the most torturous of all the Bob Chipman videos. The ideas presented by Blob are so moronic, that not even the chucklefucks at Colombia pictures would touch with a 12ft pole. Some of the "genius" ideas include.

1. An Alien movie where the good guy is the Alien queen
2. A Nightmare on Elm Street remake that rips off It
3. Mortal Kombat movie where there is gore, but no deaths leaving the whole point of a lethal tournament moot.
4. A Transformers movie that is a way that can Bob can felate his hatred for the Second Amendment.
5. Ninja Turtles movies that have all the previously shitty ideas he has already presented.
6. My personal favorite, a Last Starfighter sequel where the protaginist has to fight the modern starfighter is a kid that just plays FPS and is the embodiment of all the strawmen that Bob has about the modern generation of games.

Holy shit Sexy, how do you get through these Bob videos without getting an ulcer?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

3. Mortal Kombat movie where there is gore, but no deaths leaving the whole point of a lethal tournament moot.

Mortal Kombat. With no deaths. Mortal. Kombat. What the fuck?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Mortal Kombat. With no deaths. Mortal. Kombat. What the fuck?

So you can make more sequels of movies and don't run out of characters. Never mind you could always do zombie Lu Kang or various other ideas but man is he retarded.

 

[A Random]

Ninja Turtles, huh? How did he fuck THAT up? Are they fighting Mario now?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Holy shit Sexy, how do you get through these Bob videos without getting an ulcer?

Well, I smoke like a chimney, drink like a fish, and put the videos on 1.5 speed.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

Well, I smoke like a chimney, drink like a fish, and put the videos on 1.5 speed.

Speeding up one of the most aggravating voices on the internet just to mock it.

You are a far stronger person than anyone on this fucking website. Someone should reimburse you for those drinks, soldier.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

When Bob goes camping, the bears hide their food.

If Bob got infected with a flesh-eating virus, he’s be dead in 30 years’ time. Because he’s fat.

 

[Mola Ram]

If Bob got infected with a flesh-eating virus, he’s be dead in 30 years’ time. Because he’s fat.

Bob is so fat, Orson Welles told him, "Why don't you slow down a little, babalugah."

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Bob is so fat, Orson Welles told him, "Why don't you slow down a little, babalugah."

Bob’s basement has stretch marks.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

So you can make more sequels of movies and don't run out of characters. Never mind you could always do zombie Lu Kang or various other ideas but man is he exceptional.

I always figured the tournament itself resurrected people. Fuck, a movie about a lethal fighting tournament where people keep coming back and they're locked in and endless cycle of death and rebirth would be actually entertaining.

 

[Mola Ram]

I always figured the tournament itself resurrected people. Fuck, a movie about a lethal fighting tournament where people keep coming back and they're locked in and endless cycle of death and rebirth would be actually entertaining.

Same plotline, but make it the 2016 election instead of a fighting tournament. Fry every synapse Fatboy's got.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So you can make more sequels of movies and don't run out of characters. Never mind you could always do zombie Lu Kang or various other ideas but man is he exceptional.

That also begs a reminder that Bob's ideas are always designed to please him and him alone at the expense of the fans, so you have these ideas that are essentially Bob pissing in the faces of fans and him expecting to be unconditionally praised for it.

 

[RockVolnutt]

That also begs a reminder that Bob's ideas are always designed to please him and him alone at the expense of the fans, so you have these ideas that are essentially Bob pissing in the faces of fans and him expecting to be unconditionally praised for it.

The example I bring up a lot is MCU using classic characters people care about is "gimmie!gimmie!gimmie!" but fans who want that in the comics are entitled Nazis who need to be shot.

 

[Mola Ram]

That also begs a reminder that Bob's ideas are always designed to please him and him alone at the expense of the fans, so you have these ideas that are essentially Bob pissing in the faces of fans and him expecting to be unconditionally praised for it.

I've always been of the opinion an honest artist (writer, illustrator, musician, whatever) creates to please himself first. But "please yourself first and do everything you can to piss in the faces of fans who annoy you" strikes me as somewhat, shall we say, self-defeating. If not downright retarded.

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

Bronies invented that just to fuck with tumblr.

When the bronies win, we all lose