Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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RodgerDodger said:
I'm speechless. Does he have no idea that he is actually arguing the longstanding TAXPAYING Libertarian and Conservative Position regarding taxes? He's just reversing the roles? It's mind boggling. Bob is actually arguing that the producers should not be taxed more to support the unproductive layabouts. That Taxes should not be a wealth redistribution system... and he is arguing that this is the Democrat Position? Y'know if somebody handed Bob a copy of Atlas Shrugged that had Ayn Rand's name crossed out and Elizabeth Warren's penciled in as the author he would be raving about it as the greatest political phillosophy work ever. It boggles the mind... he really is THAT FUCKING STUPID!

And his arguments about why the Producers of goods and services, the rich should not pay more taxes to support the layabouts is particularly stunning from someone who lives in his mothers basement. (i'm story his mothers basement "film studio"). I'm all for Self Employment, Free Enterprise and Entrepreneurship. I'm a long time succesful business owner fully self employed. I'm just not entirely sure that Bob is one? (I'll give him he works harder and is more professional at it than say Spoony or most of the other cows around here... but still.) In Bob's world are hot pockets and sugar laced carbonated drinks actual schedule C itemized expenses?
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I've preparef a few schedule Cs in my time at an accounting firm. So im sure he can deduct however he'll problably get audited to shit when the IRS sees the deduction has five zeroes at the end of i even after the 50% is taken.
 
Mola Ram said:
That's peanuts for living in Boston. I wonder if he realizes how much further he could stretch that dollar if he moved to one of the Backwards Superstitious Useless States.
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If he knew that, he wouldn't be living in Boston (or wouldn't be talking smack about the flyover states).
 
Mola Ram said:
That's peanuts for living in Boston. I wonder if he realizes how much further he could stretch that dollar if he moved to one of the Backwards Superstitious Useless States.
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Holy fucking hell he'd be set around here. My last apartment was $500/month. Two bedrooms. I mean I think he makes at least $10,000 more than a fucking teacher does here. Of course he couldn't live here, because the second time he opened his fucking mouth he'd be told to fucking cram it. It's too cold to listen to a dip shit insist we're backwards racists. Probably because we're drinking next to a black person and a native anyways.

But, it's fucking paradise out here. We've too many jobs. Everything is cheap as fuck. And we've quite frankly got the best women.
 
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Lockethebard said:
I've preparef a few schedule Cs in my time at an accounting firm. So im sure he can deduct however he'll problably get audited to shit when the IRS sees the deduction has five zeroes at the end of i even after the 50% is taken.
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"So Mr. Chipman, you're claiming that being a "Fat Basement Dwelling Diabetic" is in fact an essential and required element of your business?"
 
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Mola Ram said:
I'm twisting between "Haha, this doofus only makes $3500 a month" and "Jesus tittyfucking Christ, this doofus actually makes $3500 a month?!?"

It's a conundrum.
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Think of it this way. That $3500 a month is a voluntary tax on stupidity. Stupid people pay it so we as taxpayers don't have to support Bob save for the eventual use of a backhoe to haul him out of Mom's basement and off to the rendering plant. I fully support Moron's God Given Right to spend their money moronically on something such as supporting Bob. Granted the rest of us might give that money to a worthy charity. Maybe feed some orphans or something. But at least every dollar that these fools spend keeps Bob locked in his Mom's basement and off the streets. Which can kinda be viewed as a societal win.
 
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Saw Justice League. Not bad, the Timm/Dini cartoon is still superior. I actually want to see how many cuts of this film come out (maybe it will be the Blade Runner of comic book movies).

Friend I was with said, "I thought it was as good as Age of Ultron" which I wish I had recorded to send to Bob. I think my friend may be right - the big difference is that Avengers 2 had a much stronger and more solid foundation backing it up while JL rests on shakier grounds.
 
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Flexo said:
Saw Justice League. Not bad, the Timm/Dini cartoon is still superior. I actually want to see how many cuts of this film come out (maybe it will be the Blade Runner of comic book movies).

Friend I was with said, "I thought it was as good as Age of Ultron" which I wish I had recorded to send to Bob. I think my friend may be right - the big difference is that Avengers 2 had a much stronger and more solid foundation backing it up while JL rests on shakier grounds.
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I thought the same. I believe it is good film. While it is not great. It is still a fun time at the very end. I wish I recorded my screening. Everyone applauded loudly once the movie was over. I wish I recorded it to send it to bob. Maybe that would spite him.:hah:
 
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So, the superior future is just one giant echo chamber? Sounds about right.
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I love how a recurring theme through his life is that nobody likes him.
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RodgerDodger said:
Think of it this way. That $3500 a month is a voluntary tax on stupidity. Stupid people pay it so we as taxpayers don't have to support Bob save for the eventual use of a backhoe to haul him out of Mom's basement and off to the rendering plant. I fully support Moron's God Given Right to spend their money moronically on something such as supporting Bob. Granted the rest of us might give that money to a worthy charity. Maybe feed some orphans or something. But at least every dollar that these fools spend keeps Bob locked in his Mom's basement and off the streets. Which can kinda be viewed as a societal win.
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“Fools gave money to Bob Chipman recently.”
“I was pretty bummed out about it.”
 
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Long before brain-machine interface becomes a reality, we'd have developed entertainment systems that monitor and analyse your brain activity and devise, in real time, a movie (or video game) that you most want to watch (or play). Each setting, character, scenario, conflict, plot twist, each line of dialog, each piece of music, and even each subtle details like symbolism and product placement, is totally and optimally tailored for you. Movie critics will be truly obsolete because there is no longer a movie you don't like.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
If post-humanism is viable can we hold off on it until Bob is dead? I'm willing to embrace my knee hurting when I get up and hay fever while we wait for the betus and cholesterol to get him.
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So... 2021 after Trump's reelection finally causes Bob's heart attack?

Emperor Julian said:
If we were to ascend to a higher form of life via genetics and cybernetic implants it would just mean Chipmans a pathetic loser by the standards of a demigod.
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Oh let's be honest - they could put Bob's brain into that parkour robot RIGHT NOW and the rest of this board would still be superior to him as ordinary meatbags. (of course I - a simple blue-color industrial bending unit am quite superior already)
 
Bob: "We could be looking at the end of Warner Bros."

Box Office Mojo: "Warner Bros is currently the studio with the biggest market share."

lol okay Bob.
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Glad to know even pretending to act like a bro triggers Bob.
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Somebody's actually influenced by Bob. Excuse me for a moment...
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