Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Computery Guy]

I like that he can't refute that he believes in eugenics, or voter iq regulations and just dodges the question.
Also "Trump voters skulls look like smiles"? What the hell? Has he lost what little sanity he had?

He's saying that blue-collar workers look human but aren't.

That's literally what he's saying.

That's what disturbs me most about Bob, if I'm being realistic. His deep, unabiding insistence that the people he's against aren't just wrong, but subhuman.

He treats your average South Dakota welder-jockey with the same level of vitriol and hatred normally reserved for violent rapists and serial killers. I'm pretty sure if you offered Bob the switch to the electric chair and a man from Texas was sitting in it, the fucking priest wouldn't even get through last rites.

Bob is, for all his megalomania, a deeply hateful, vindicative man. And it's finally beginning to worm its way into my mind.

 

[MG 192]

As in Boston itself or the part of town he's in? From a quick look online, Boston seems to be around 55-60% white with no minority populations in the double digits besides African Americans dancing around 25%.

A quick look from the U.S. Census Bureau shows that as of July 1, 2016, it's at 61.9% whites. That includes White Hispanics, which takes the percentages for whites only down to 45.8%. These are lower than the national percentage. African-Americans are 25%, Hispanics are 22.5%, and Asians are 8.9%, which are higher than the national average.

Bob has plenty of opportunities to mingle with minorities in this country and that is only growing by the day. Of course knowing him, he doesn't want to do that because that would require him to step out of his comfort zone.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Bob is, for all his megalomania, a deeply hateful, vindicative man. And it's finally beginning to worm its way into my mind.

Bill Burr has this bit where he overheard Kanye West speaking and was happy that ego landed in a black guy since if it landed in a white guy he would have been the next Hitler or something because he could actually act on that ego (it's a really funny bit).

I feel like the same applies to Bob. You hear his insanity and his shocking lack of empathy for people he thinks are below him, and if you see his tweets without seeing him, you'd see an angry, almost vengeful man. If Bob had any kind of power, who knows what damage he could do to the people he hates. But then you look at him and you see this.

Thank God that ego landed in a useless landwhale manchild.

 

[Wesley Willis]

Blob, you fucking cunt. A group of people started a company that would help billions of people, and you are only concerned about the fucking color of their skin.

CEO Adam Nestler and his brother are both Jewish. Bob has literally turned into a Nazi.

 

[RodgerDodger]

What could be reasonable be classified as job expenses for Bob? Recording equipment? Green paint?

Cameras, internet, cheesy clip art. Etc. where the IRS will balk is some of Bob’s more outrageous unreimbursed expenses. Such as all of his food. No Bob a meeting with Clyve Frog and Ms. Polly Prissy Pants does not constitute a “business lunch.

Speaking of skin color, has anyone ever screened where Bob lives to check the demographics to see exactly how much of a hypocrite Bob is? I simply ask because I see pictures of him with coworkers and they all look white, as well as special needs.

Bob lives in a major US Northeastern City/Suburbs. Boston like New York is about as close as you will come to an Apartheid State without being called one. Black people and minorities live and work over there, and white people live and work here. Generally with some nice geographic dividing line such as an active Superhighway to prevent or discourage any intermingling.

 

[Gordon Cole]

What planet is this dude on again?

Hey, save the shipping for Tumblr.

(lol okay Dobson)

But it's okay when Obama did it.

And Bob reacts to the death of Charles Manson by virtue signaling...

And sticking by his fellow content producers.

 

[Mola Ram]

What planet is this dude on again?
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(lol okay Dobson)

But it's okay when Obama did it.
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And Bob reacts to the death of Charles Manson by virtue signaling...
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And sticking by his fellow content producers.
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@Sexy Times Hitler, in one post, shows us that Bob is 1) autistic and lesbian-thirsty on the subject of the Justice League, 2) as ignorant and sneeringly dismissive of both Hillary Clinton's worthless campaign and the concept of federalism as ever, and 3) completely oblivious to the actual nature of the Manson Family and how it did what it did.

Man, you're like the world's unluckiest Boswell chronicling the stupidest version of Samuel Johnson. I don't know whether to admire or pity you.

 

[Computery Guy]

Yknow, I've been reading this thread for probably half a year now, and it's finally happening. Bob's sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, know-nothing-know-it-all smugness is driving me nuts.

It's like the one cultist who acts like a madness-canary for the rest of the cultists. Seriously.

 

[Toxinophile]

It's Coming.

 

[The Valeyard]

Stop trying to make #MarthaBox happen.

 

[AnOminous]

@Sexy Times Hitler, in one post, shows us that Bob is 1) autistic and lesbian-thirsty on the subject of the Justice League, 2) as ignorant and sneeringly dismissive of both Hillary Clinton's worthless campaign and the concept of federalism as ever, and 3) completely oblivious to the actual nature of the Manson Family and how it did what it did.

Manson literally ripped off techniques he learned from the most notorious cult in America, the Church of Scientology. Before his involvement in Scientology, he was just a small-time grifter. He also threw in his own shit like keeping members extremely intoxicated and disoriented and easy to control with a constant flood of mumbo-jumbo.

Bob is, as usual, an absolute, utter ignoramus with no fucking clue what he's talking about.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Yknow, I've been reading this thread for probably half a year now, and it's finally happening. Bob's sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, know-nothing-know-it-all smugness is driving me nuts.

It's like the one cultist who acts like a madness-canary for the rest of the cultists. Seriously.

I'm rather surprised that his smugness hasn't caused someone to punch his fat face in.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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It's Coming.

And there’s gonna be a part 3 too...

 

[TonyTopps]

This is a minor point but people who are built like Ben Afleck's batman are not crossfit bros. They usually mock crossfit while actually doing hardcore strength and endurance training. This triggered my autism for whatever reason.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Man, you're like the world's unluckiest Boswell chronicling the stupidest version of Samuel Johnson. I don't know whether to admire or pity you.

Would a theoretical biography of Bob (Working Title: Bobography: The "Life" of Bob "Moviebob" Chipman) be better received and sell more copies than Brick by Brick?

 

[Mola Ram]

Would a theoretical biography of Bob (Working Title: Bobography: The "Life" of Bob "Moviebob" Chipman) be better received and sell more copies than Brick by Brick?

A biography is one possibility. So is a heavily fictionalized account of the rise of the Blobocracy, and the downfall and destruction of its bloated overlord. But that assumes Bob could actually lead a nation. Maybe he just conquers Lynn, MA.

 

[Lackadaisy]

I'm rather surprised that his smugness hasn't caused someone to punch his fat face in.

I doubt Bob's seen 15 minutes of sunlight in as many years.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

I doubt Bob's seen 15 minutes of sunlight in as many years.

Don't some basements have windows, even if it's a small one?

 

[Lackadaisy]

Don't some basements have windows, even if it's a small one?

From what I've seen of Bob's lair, I'd like to imagine a Barb-esque horde of Nintendo merchandise, pizza boxes, and suspiciously stained Princess Peach dolls, blocking out whatever dim light can make it past the tiny unwashed windows.

 

[KO 864]

I'm rather surprised that his smugness hasn't caused someone to punch his fat face in.

You have to go outside and interact with people for that.