Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RodgerDodger]

Most people like blobby are.

Even in England. It's fucking weird but it makes them stand out that much more when they're only talking about all this american shit and there really isn't a big issue of police brutality here.

Contrary to what the media would have you believe there really isn’t much of an issue of it here either.

 

[Raging Capybara]

So far the only person I've seen even come close to defending loot boxes is ... Brianna Wu. And even then it wasn't so much defending them as a panicky demand to know if she'd be reimbursed for all the fucking money she'd already blown on them.

NeoGAF and RetardERA usually stand up for the big corporations. They are probably shilling lootboxes right now.

 

[Lensherr]

Somebody get @Mr. Duck a beer for being on point.
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He made a similar point in the final episode of the Game Overeater:

For those who don't wanna watch, he says that because of Jack Thompson and the Religious Right's crusade against violent video games allegedly corrupting the youth, which he deems was just and noble to oppose, it taught gamers to react very vehemently to any sort of criticism against their hobby even when, as he deems it, they were "reasonable arguments" (i.e., Sarkeesian and her ilk). He supports censorship if it is in line with his agenda basically.

 

[Computery Guy]

My god, I've never seen a man be so blatantly wrong and be so SMUG about it.

This is like a man declaring the sky paisley and then calling you a retard when you try and correct him.

 

[vertexwindi]

My god, I've never seen a man be so blatantly wrong and be so SMUG about it.

This is like a man declaring the sky paisley and then calling you an exceptional individual when you try and correct him.

It's like playing chess with a pigeon, except the pigeon is fat and wants you dead for voting for Trump.

I'm bad at metaphors.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's like playing chess with a pigeon, except the pigeon is fat and wants you dead for voting for Trump.

I'm bad at metaphors.

It's like screaming your horrible thumb-head off for months on end about your political opponents' sexual predations, then being forced to admit shamefacedly you've been covering up for one of your allies doing even worse things.

 

[vertexwindi]

It's like screaming your horrible thumb-head off for months on end about your political opponents' sexual predations, then being forced to admit shamefacedly you've been covering up for one of your allies doing even worse things.

Except liberals can't rape. They're dickless.

 

[Enclave Supremacy]

Most people like blobby are.

Even in England. It's fucking weird but it makes them stand out that much more when they're only talking about all this american shit and there really isn't a big issue of police brutality here.

Indeed. It's how you can spot them a mile-away. Like anyone in Britain using the term "people of colour" is importing American shit.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Indeed. It's how you can spot them a mile-away. Like anyone in Britain using the term "people of colour" is importing American shit.

Even in America, anyone using the term "people of color" unironically is a red flag. Literally never heard anyone use it that's not some Social Justice hipster or a politician/celebrity trying to be "woke". I'm still not sure why "minority" is somehow politically incorrect. Yes that wouldn't work when you're talking about other nations but then just address them by name instead of basically calling them "the coloreds".

 

[Flexo]

Happy thanksgiving all.

I myself am thankful I'm not Bob Chipman.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Happy Thanksgiving, kiwis. Just know that we can't be happier than Bob when he's decimating his holiday dinner.

"If only he could kill Republicans!"

If this gets made, we're all gonna see it opening weekend to boost the numbers.

Translation: "I'd like it if it agreed with me."

When are you ever modest?

"WHY COULDN'T I USE IT TO CREEP OUT WOMEN?"

I can't wait to not care.

"...or otherwise."

Devin Faraci.

Cow crossovers with Chu and Lindsay!

Euuuuuugh?

A lot of words to say nothing at all.

And for the holidays, a sub-series I call Retweet Rejects.

"Least problematic". I will pay these people $100 to marathon It's Always Sunny, Wonder Showzen and other shows that'll piss them off.

Seriously, what the fuck ever happened to just watching a show?

 

[thismanlies]

When are you ever modest?

If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

Edit: Happy Thanksgiving

 

[Positron]

A lot of words to say nothing at all.
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Notice he doesn't even answer the question at all? His Overlady demands to know why men are so much into revenge narratives. He yammers pointlessly about ideologies, postmodernism and sublimation.

To honestly answer the question he will have to an honest look at himself, as a (failed) man full of revenge fantasies.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Imagine sitting through a show and nothing down each and every line in it and the gender of the speaker. Truly, there is no joy for these people: there is only Woke.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Happy thanksgiving all.

I myself am thankful I'm not Bob Chipman.

I’m thankful I’m not related to Bob. Can you imagine what Thanksgiving dinner must be like at his house?

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Translation: "I'd like it if it agreed with me."

I hate to admit it but I agree with Bob on that one. The joke could be one panel and it would of been a lot funnier.

 

[Hiragana]

Sounds like Bob, except the dad part but the insufferable shittiness as proof of his genius, incompetent but arrogant, is never right and the ability to always makes things worse for himself is all there.

Bob is a caricature of a human being. Truly a superior specimen, worthy of the superior future.

 

[TS 298]

Can you imagine what Thanksgiving dinner must be like at his house?

Lonely.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Imagine sitting through a show and nothing down each and every line in it and the gender of the speaker. Truly, there is no joy for these people: there is only Woke.

I hope the majority of lines spoken by women are interrupted by men

 

[RockVolnutt]

How the fuck did Mr. Comic-Expert misspell the Spectre's name when it's right on the cover and called him one of the "good guys" when he's more of a chaotic neutral party? Like sure he's killed some horrible people but he'd totally turn around and try to eradicate a whole nation for being full of sinners. Is that what he considers "good"? Is he doing that thing where people always assume protagonists are who you should agree with 100%?